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           x3 x2  Wrecker_05: G.D.Fective posted:[HP:01/03][Move:02/02][Jukebox Broke Again] "I see you, fated foe." "Come to me." A pause. A slight tilt to the Friend. "Your gift is appreciated." "Your kind will find many, many homes by my hand." "These young however, have a very specific fate in store for them." "Do not mourn their loss, but rejoice: Soon everyone will have a Lil Friend to call their own." The Friend said nothing, of course. Spiders don't talk. But, they shared a knowing Look. And off the Newtype went. MOV posted:G.D.Fective Jumps1 to E01 Be prepared to negotiate. The Crux is free, the Gensation and Pistol are not.
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Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d12/2 Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version. Fhievel nodded, then moseyed over to the pit containing the prone Strikers, organic spurs clinking with every step. They spat a tobacco-analogue protein slurry into the sinkhole and waited. MOV Aim Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Mar 25, 2024 |
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WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahell           x1HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 0 | Luxe: 41 | Kills: 8 | Heat: 2 Belt: 1/3 Med (-2) | 3/4 Power (-1) | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 1/2 | Minions: 0/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +0 Synth, +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 2/3 Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range "Megamaggotic madmonstrum." Gattahell swore with impressed satisfaction as she finished the rifle's Core reconfig. "Boombeau. Shame boutem power reqs fa de full juju, but wotta gal ta do. Go Soldat? Nah, dat ent Gatta.Too much dyen." Holstering the weapon she seized the Rig controls and made to move. MOV: Move -> E02 Errata: Launcher should have -1 power, and Gatta +1, from last round's Power Move. Scribbleykins fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Mar 25, 2024 |
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  1. The Confessor II Jump to A00. [CitronSilver] Security Level 2   2. Chuckles Imin Chuckles takes Aim! [CitronSilver] Security Level 2       3. Fhievel Fhievel takes Aim! [Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1   4. Miiranda 5A.M. Movement to E06. [Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1   5. G.D.Fective Jump to E01. [Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1 R0ZEG0LD is here.   6. Clank Beststrike Clank takes Aim! [Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.   (1/5hp)<BRK>7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD [Power Move] Shift to E01. [Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1 GDFective is here. 8. Jennywine Cellardoor Jennywine takes Aim! [Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1  9. Upyrass Gattahell Movement to E02. [CitronSilver] Security Level 2  10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley Jump to C14. [Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1  11. Liselotte Liselotte takes Aim! [Crater] Security Level 0; requires Jump/Fly/Shift/Pull to enter another hex type.  (1/5hp) 12. Siliconitis Movement to 814. [Kiwi Bronze] Security Level 1   Wreckers, resolve Encounters!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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6. Clank Beststrike   Clank Beststrike: HP: 5/5 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current Base DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Weapons 1/2 Belt resources: Medical Units: 2 Power: 0 Air: 3 Tokens: 1 Poison Augmentations: Limit: 5 Jacklegs: +1 move CS Suite II: CS Medical Slots: 2 Grogutz, Hardlight Decoy The moment of truth. Could Clank finish off a lizard??? k hammer attack to the sarco horror!!: 1d6 3
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WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.    CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex. Stats: HP: 4/4 Move: 2+1 DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+1 HEAT: 2 Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 2/3 Power // 2/3 Air Scrap: 0 Luxe: 1 Hazard Tokens: N/A Alterations: Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad. Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent. Class Abilities: Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +1up/1dmg) Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage. Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE) --- Miiranda 5a.m. arrived at the YEET Booostr via a series of convoluted cartwheels that threatened to send her into the abyss of crater-town, but her spiked feet proved more than capable of halting her momentum at the last moment yet again. Considering her options for progress and egress, she noted the presence of a particularly persistent drone that was flying erratically, trying to grab at her PAK to uncomplete some delivery in accordance to its broken algorythm. She'd have to take care of it before it flew off with something important. Setting into another sprint, she bounced of off a nearby wall, intent to strike the drone with the blunt end of her rifle once more. ENC: Attack with DPM rifle + Brawl vs Glitchd Drone. (1d10/3): 1d10 6 With a satisfying SMACK, she sent it twirling to the ground only to land next to it not much the worse for wear.
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WRECKER 3: Fhievel
Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d12/2 Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version. ENC Improv: 1d6 4 Improv REROLL: 1d6 2 BOOSTED Red Barrels: 1d10+5d8 1, 7, 4, 5, 2, 3 (Three Strikers hit) Optiscope Upscales next attack!
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WRECKER 1: The Confessor II          HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 8L DR: 3 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 0/3 Power // 1/3 Air Augs [1/1]: (Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. (Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack. (Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1 Wreckpedia: +1 Synths Unexpectedly soaring through the air, The Confessor found itself hurtling towards an odd looking Synth. [In for a Credit, In for a Pounding I Guess] he thought, activating his Junknux midflight to collide with the machine head-on. fENC: Activate Half-Astral for +3 DR and 1 Warp ENC: Attack the Morale Unit with Junknux, 1d10/3 Junk Brutal, +1 Upshift/Damage from Wreckpedia, 1d12/4 Junk Brutal = 8 If the Morale Unit doesn't hit its attack this should hit. Patrons and Observers, The Confessor will seek aide shortly Sincerely, The Confessor
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WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrific      pre:Scrap: 5 Luxe: 01 HEAT: LVL 1 Sponsor: n/a Sponsor Luxe: n/a JC-HP: 3/3 JC-Move: 2 JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical) JC-HazDR: Horrific Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison. Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting. Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP. ⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull ⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile. Belt Tokens: ⦿ Med: 2/3 Trance Along with Jennywine Cellardoor: Gwen vs Grimes: A Magdalena Bay Mashup Jennywine waited, dancing to the musak, until it was almost too late for her to make her ambush on the inbound security rig. The YEETcorp gamma enforcer arrived on cue and proceeded to stand dutifully in the security queue, waiting to get its YEETcredentials scanned... JUST the opening what Jennywine was lying in hiding for! "Ha!" Jennywine cried, shoving over a stack of BorD0 boxes with a load of chem-barrels supported on top. "gently caress th'Po-po!" She had no idea how the domino effect of her tower-toppling somehow made things SO much worse, but at the end of all the crashing and the booms, the fire sprinklers and blaring alarms started up and Jennywine was suddenly very much so exposed to the sights of a rig Enforcer's leveled hand cannon, and just when she had forgotten to strip down to her skivvies to engage "Chameleon Mode", too! "Rip-" she uttered, and the Horrific Wrecker dashed for the nearest piece of hard cover. ENC: > Ambush: Jennywine Improvises!: 1d6 2 - Red Barrels! >> Ambush: Jennywine Improvises with Red Barrels against Enforcer! (+Aim): 1d10 4 - Crit! Ambush +1 Damage! 3 +Burn damage to Enforcer! >> Jennywine Improvises with Junk Tower against Enforcer, Preventicam, and Striker!: 3#1d6 2 6 6 - 2 Hits! 5 damage each to Preventicam and Striker! Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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⨻ HAZ Tokens: none
Wrecker Gear:
Armor [1/1)]: Combat Suite 2 (2 DR Armor. freeANY: Discard to restore any 1 Resource of choice)
› 1/2 Armor Mods: CS Medical (Automatically spend a med when damaged)
Weapons [0/2]: none
Utility [1/2]: GroGutz (Heal Act restores +1HP)
Utility [2/2]: Hardlight Decoy (fENC, 1+XPOW: Incoming attacks have a (1+X)/4 chance to miss)
Minions [0/2]: none
Consumables: Candid Cane, Root.CAK, Machined Parts
Key Items: L1 CredENT (KiwiBronze security access)
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x3x2Wrecker_05: G.D.Fective posted:[HP:01/03][Move:02/02][Jukebox Broke Again] "Diver Rosegold, in the... Well, not-quite-flesh." A pause. The pistol is lowered. "This is what, early in the second season?" "I suppose it's fine to get the Villain an early appearance, but this isn't a very climactic locale for the finale." "Where's the Fire, the Special Effects, the dramatically collapsing structure in the background?" "And so soon, too!" "No. No, this won't do at all." The pistol is holstered. "Vidcams, cut the feed. This is barely a suitable location for a mid-season unresolved skirmish, and We have standards here." "No, let's talk shop. There are things I want, things I have, and something I very much don't want..." ENC posted:G.D.Fective Boosts.
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WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin Utilities 2/2    Armor 1/1   Weapons 0/2 Minions 0/2 Key Items 0/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 4/-   Aug 2/5 Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Assault Drill: Gain a melee attack - 1d8/2P +Junk. Classic Prestige Ready. Icebreakr abilities: Elite: Basic hack die is D8 Phreak: Suppress is replaced by a hack roll to control. Exploit: fACT to swap any two resource unit tracks, tokenized units are not swapped. I'm In: Hacked features award valuable mods and consumables. HP: 2/2 MP: 2/2 HEAT: 0/5 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 0 Tokens: Resource Changes this turn: Corpses in starting hex: Chuckles gave the Rig the eye: Not getting the credentz was irksome, but now the scanner had triggered, it might be a useful pharming operation. For now, it was time to knock out a future ride and maybe clear things up in the mean time. ENC:Phreak hack the Enforcer rig: 1d8 7 Hactguy ENC: Attack the Preventicam.
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WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD       HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 68 DR: 1 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none Trauma Counter: 0/5 Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air Hazard Tokens:  D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.) Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.) Minions: - R0ZE's arms were crossed, even as she backflipped to avoid a charge from the horrors. "YOU'RE✨ PRETTY SHORT⭐ FOR A 🖤MALIGNANCY🖤" Her expression is almost petulant. "I✨ WAS EXPECTING💗 SOMEONE TALLER🌠, IS ALL💖" Her gaze falls on the Crux. "AND✨ OF COURSE🌠 THE 💎💗HEART CRYSTAL💗💎 WOULD HARM💘 YOU🖤" "NO✨ ♠️EVIL♠️ CREATURE⭐ CAN SUFFER❤️🩹 ITS CONCENTRATED 💛GOODNESS💛" She sighs, as if she cannot believe somebody wouldn't get something so obvious. "HOWEVER✨" "A✨ DIVER✨ ALWAYS OFFERS💎 A SECOND💕 CHANCE⭐ TO THOSE WILLING💖 TO TAKE IT⭐" "EVEN✨ TO THOSE🖤 THAT DESECRATE OUR💕 WARDROBE⭐" "I✨ BESEECH YOU🖤 TO TAKE❤️ THIS CHANCE⭐" ENC: Cover
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12 - Siliconitis de Weezer The floor's made of BOOOST! I give it a few bounces until one the low-flying drones just about gives me a full-cranium buzzcut. Better keep my head down if I don't want it shipped somewhere. ENC: Cover
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WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans     Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 2/4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3 Tokens: Augmentations: Limit: 1 Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1 CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: Limit: 5 fENC: Cover ENC: Aimed Attack w/DPM Pistol vs FissSpawn#1: 1d10 4 Accept Brainfood Sponsorship
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1. The Confessor II Morale Unit Buffs YEET units! Morale Unit hits Confessor! Confessor activates Half-Astral! Confessor is Incapacitated! Confessor takes no damage (reduced from 1) and 1 Warp! Morale Unit loses 1 Buff! 2. Chuckles Imin PreventiCam assists YEET units! Chuckles Phreaks Enforcer…success! PreventiGat lays down Suppression! PreventiGat misses Chuckles! Enforcer misses PreventiCam! 3. Fhievel Fhievel Improvises… >Striker 1 avoids damage! >Striker 2 is hit! >Striker 3 is hit! >Striker 4 is hit! >Striker 5 avoids damage! >Striker 6 avoids damage! Striker 1 misses Fhievel! Striker 2 misses Fhievel! Striker 3 hits Fhievel! Striker 4 misses Fhievel! Striker 5 misses Fhievel! Striker 6 misses Fhievel! Fhievel takes no damage (reduced from 1)! Striker 2 takes 2 damage and is destroyed! Striker 3 takes 2 damage and is destroyed! Striker 4 takes 2 damage and is destroyed! 4. Miiranda 5A.M. Miiranda hits Drone! Drone misses Miiranda! Drone takes 3 damage and is destroyed! >Miiranda +2L 5. G.D.Fective / 7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD MindR misses GDFective! GDFective Boosts ACT! R0ZEG0LD takes Cover! Someone Critically hits GDFective from E! Horror 1 misses R0ZEG0LD! Horror 2 misses R0ZEG0LD! GDFective takes 4 damage! GDFective is Down! Wrecker Down posted:Death Cache deployed at E01 6. Clank Beststrike Clank misses Horror! Horror hits Clank! Clank takes 1 damage (reduced from 3)! >CS-Medical spends 2 Med, but cannot restore HP! 8. Jennywine Cellardoor [Ambush] Jennywine Improvises…Red Barrels explode! >Enforcer is hit! PreventiCam assists YEET units! Enforcer hits Jennywine! GLOB misses Jennywine! Jennywine takes 3 damage (reduced from 5)! >CS-Medical spends 2 Med to restore 1 HP! Enforcer takes no damage (reduced from 3)! 9. Upyrass Gattahell Gattahell pops Hatch! GLOBrawlR sends out UPGLOB!  GLOBrawlR cheers on UPGLOB! [Power Attack] Gattahell Critically hits GDFective from Range! >Gattahell receives Rookie Killer Crate…it contains 5 Scrap and HoloFoil!  UPGLOB hits Gattahell! Gattahell takes no damage (reduced from 2) and 1 Break! 10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley Buzzcaw Boosts ACT! 11. Liselotte [Coverfire] Liselotte misses Spawn 1! Horror hits Liselotte! Spawn 1 misses Liselotte! Spawn 2 misses Liselotte! Liselotte takes no damage (reduced from 2)! 12. Siliconitis Siliconitis takes Cover! Sponsor Activity posted:Brainfood is now Exclusive Sponsor of Liselotte!  Wreckers, take Action!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 2: Chuckles Imin Utilities 2/2 Armor 1/1 Weapons 0/2 Minions 0/2 Key Items 1/-, Crafting Components 0/-, Consumables 3/- Aug 2/5 Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Assault Drill: Gain a melee attack - 1d8/2P +Junk. Classic Prestige Ready. Icebreakr abilities: Elite: Basic hack die is D8 Phreak: Suppress is replaced by a hack roll to control. Exploit: fACT to swap any two resource unit tracks, tokenized units are not swapped. I'm In: Hacked features award valuable mods and consumables. HP: 2/2 MP: 2/2 HEAT: 0/5 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 0 Tokens: Resource Changes this turn: Corpses in starting hex: Time to do what spending a couple of rounds trying to simplify hadn't helped. This here Fabric8r wasn't going to hack itself. ACT:Hack the Fabric8r: 1d8 Heuristic Precognizer Hack the Fabric8r: fACT:Sinister Dvice Hack the Fabric8r: 1d8 3
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WRECKER 1: The Confessor II HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 8L DR: 3 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 1W/3 Power // 1/3 Air Augs [1/1]: (Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. (Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack. (Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1 Wreckpedia: +1 Synths It wasn't until the Confessor felt every muscle in his body sieze up at once that he realised the nature of the foe he was fighting against, as his graceful strike from the heavens turned into him sliding across the polished metal floor of the Fabricator on his snout before being deposited into a pile of boxes. Between the swearing and cursing in multiple languages recent and long dead, he had the presence of mind and function of his fingers enough to take a scan of his opponent. fACT: Tight Scan the Morale Unit (+1 Synth Bonus) ACT: Cuss Patrons and Observers, The Confessor will seek aide shortly Sincerely, The Confessor TheNabster fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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WRECKER 8: Jennywine Cellardoor, Rookie Horrificpre:Scrap: 5 Luxe: 01 HEAT: LVL 1 Sponsor: n/a Sponsor Luxe: n/a JC-HP: 1/3 JC-Move: 2 JC-DR: 2 DR (+CSMedical) JC-HazDR: Horrific Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #1] Extremophile - Immune to HP loss from Rad or Poison. Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #2] Molto Bene - Gaining an Aug instead causes Molting. Ⓗ [Horrific Talent #3] Hangry - Salvaging a non-synthetic restores 1HP. ⊕︀ [Mutation #1] Breed Talent - Tongue Lash: Gain a melee attack - 1d6/2 Pull ⊕︀ [Mutation #2] Vox Mutandis - Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile. Belt Tokens: ⦿ Med: 0 -> 1/3 Trance Along with Jennywine Cellardoor: Rinse & Repeat (Official Video) ft. Kah-Lo - Riton An aimed shot from the gamma Enforcer's gun rang out with a booming force that slammed into Jennywine's shielding before she even heard it. The kinetic impact knocked the Wrecker's stunned body into a load-bearing bulletin board intended only for displaying motivational animal images, which collapsed the entire stack of foam-filled BorD0 boxes being stored above it to spill their packing bubble contents atop the Horrific woman's prone form. Jennywine was dead and trapped in the stifling darkness, buried under packing foam - and all for what?! If this was truly it, and she'd gone and overstepped her ability to fight against the unfairness of life, and she was paying the Ultimate Price for trying to blow up a cop rig, then so be it, she was dead... But Jennywine wasn't dead, to her blindingly existential chagrin. Feelgood drugs rushed into the Wrecker's biosystems from her Combat Suite Armor MkII before the physical shock of the rig's small cannon could fully wear off. She gasped for air as soon as she could draw any breath with her stunned and bruised lungs. "Eeugh- - BLEGHhhhh!!!!!" Jennywine moaned and groaned from underneath the packing peanuts, when she realized she hadn't been granted the sweet release of death she'd hoped for while steeped in all that pain. "drat't, this fookin' day, already." The lizard-lady started stuffing the starchy foam kernels from the busted bins above her head into the feedstock hopper for her fancy-schmancy spacer suit's medi-assistr recyclR, made in part from a clandestine partnership between Cosmiq Pharmaware and WRECKING CREW LTD. In a moment of performer's parallax, the Wrecker Jennywine wondered if her handlers over at Cosmiq were simply watching her while she suffered like this on-stream... ACT: > Jennywine recharges 1 Med!
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WRECKER 9: Upyrass Gattahellx1 x1HP: 4/4 | MV: 2 | DR: 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 5 (+5) | Luxe: 41 | Kills: 9 (+1) | Heat: 2 Belt: 2/3 Med (+1) | 2/4 Power (-1) | 3/3 Air | Weapons: 2/2 | Minions: 0/2 | Scans: +1 Beast, +1 Synth (+1), +1 Mutant | Rig Power: 2/3 Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range quote:"Twinclapped scratsnide." "Bottompail crabkebab." Faceholed - with style. Gattahell nodded grimly as camdrones zoomed in on arterial spray and knew at least one former professor would have upscored her for first blood. As globspew sizzled off damaged armor and she wrestled the cursed thing free from her Rig perch, the woman looked to the starlit, criss-crossed sky above MO-TA. "Boys, gals, genotypen all, wordta wise - ya wanna be perfid, getchu a birdfam, and say nah ta put headspace in gunways. Now - Slüus, ya on tap? Ya gurl be needen a sponsahshippen, and ya de betta canned, bottled, gate-poppen brewski 'round de Decree." Gatta's DVEye burnt umberred while she petitioned, tearing datastreams from her Launcher and drawing vital intel and funky factoids into her Wreckapedia as she moved to close her Rig's hatch again. freeSCAN: Tight Scan Launcher (+Synth) freeACT: Spend Sanigel (+1 Med) ACT: Seal Hatch
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WRECKER 4: Miiranda 5a.m.  CASHE: 1x CS mk1 in Starting Hex. Stats: HP: 4/4 Move: 2+1 DR: 0| HazDR: | TN: 4+1 HEAT: 3 Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 2/3 Power // 2/3 Air Scrap: 0 Luxe: 1->3 Hazard Tokens: N/A Alterations: Mutation - Luminous Excreta: ACT to restore 3 HP to a target other than the user in the same hex (+1 per Rad); target receives 1 Rad. Aug - Trauma Webbing: Spend all Med Units to reduce damage from a single combat sequence or hazard by the number of Units spent. Class Abilities: Manhandles: 1d6/1 base melee attack Brawl: +1up/1dmg per empty weapon slot (currently +1up/1dmg) Counter: Power Attacks add pre-DR incoming damage to outgoing damage. Unfettered: +1 MOV and +1 TN if no armour is equipped. (Currently ACTIVE) --- Miiranda 5a.m. lent down over the broken Glitch'd out drone, rummaging through its insides. "Ah, GEN must have come through with the deal! Poor drone wasn't looking to mug me at all, it just wanted to replace my GENeric DPM rifle with the GENuine model! Thanks Yeet!" Throwing the old rifle onto the BOOOSTR to send it flying into the abyss, Miiranda 5a.m. eagerly fiddled with her Brand Old Rifle, making sure the sights were calibrated to Ultra-Nearby and revvin' the promodisplayer with a satisfying jingle. "But ah, all this exercise has got me plum worn out! If only I had some SLÜÜS with which to refresh myself and charge my electrolytes! But all I have on hand is this, ugh, mEdIcAl sAnIgEl. How dull!" She proceeded to smash the Sanigel canister into her forehead, cracking the delicate container like an egg and letting it pour its thick nano-rich nutrient slurry all over her seamless face only to drip onto the catwalks below her.  "Ooh, bitter! Don't try this at home friendunits, or you might suffer serious sports-related-injuries! Unless you invest in a GENuine tungsten sweatband, yours for only five easy payments of..." fACT: consume Sanigel for 1 med ACT: Salvage Glitch'd drone for 1 power and 1 salvage.
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WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 68 DR: 1 Normal / 1 Spectral HazDR: none Trauma Counter: 0/5 Belt Tokens: 1/3 Med // 0/4 Power // 3/3 Air Hazard Tokens: D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) // D-ynamo (Gain 1 Warp when hit by an attack.) // Heliopause (Burn tokens instead grant Warp.) Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL2) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted; Power Move grants +1 additional movement.) Minions: - R0ZEG0LD blinked as an expertly aimed bullet splattered her fellow Wrecker's brains all over the Mindr drone. Her confusion did not last long, however. "✨⭐✨OHOO✨⭐✨" She brings her hands to her cheeks as she gasps. "I'D✨ RECOGNIZE💖 THOSE 💘BULLET HOLES💘 ANYWHERE❣️" She spins on her heels to face the direction the bullet had come from and waves furiously. "DIVER✨ 🔫🔴GATTA🔴📙❣️" "I✨ SHOULD💗 HAVE KNOWN💡 THAT YOU'D❤️ BE OUT THERE🌠 TO WATCH🔹 MY BACK⭐" She blows a kiss in her friend's general direction that manifests a small shining heart, that bobs and floats lazily through the air for a few meters before popping into a shower of multicolored stars. Then she turns back to the corpse and squats next to it. "THAT'S✨ THE 💞🌟💞POWER OF FRIENDSHIP💞🌟💞 FOR YOU⭐" "♣️KNAVE♣️" She brings her left hand to her chest, closes her eyes, and starts to glow a healthy shade of D as Between energies collect in her right. This goes on for a moment, before she proceeds to [Shift] her hand through the Cache, her fingers deftly homing towards the Heart Crystal even when going in blind. The moment her fingers wrap around it, the container [shambles] away, as if it had never been. fACT Mimic IceBreakR Talent: Elite ACT: Elite Hack of GDFective's Death Cache [1d8]=8, try to avoid picking up the Wide Scanned Lil' Friends if possible Inventory Management: Scrap CS Suite I (retaining CS Capacitor as a moddie) in favor of GENsation NEO, Scrap Optiscope and GroGutz fACT: Consume Sanigel (from the Death Cache) fACT: Mimic Trendr Talent: Heatwave (Heal via CS Medtek) Theantero fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range "Think I'm working for you? I made my living looting and lurking the forgotten hexes of the big companies long before I was hired to teach brandals and layabouts how to follow in my footsteps, and I'm not about to change my ways over a little fine. ACT: Boosted salvage (+bomb from class skill)
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12 - Siliconitis de Weezer Time to get this cracked open... Purifier gunztech? Look, I'm not the type to give up on a good plasmaclasm, but this could give our viewers the wrong idea. And I haven't even seen a single mutie on this map. Can I get a reroll? ACT: Weapon Mod Kit on EZ-Snipe 1d20 ... 17 - Plasma Sheathing! fACT: Tight Scan BOOOST by YEET
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WRECKER 11: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans: HP: 2/4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Current DR: 2 Current TN: 4 Belt resources: Medical Units: 0 Power: 0 Air: 3 Tokens: Augmentations: Limit: 1 Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. CS Suite II: Slots: 2 CS-Loyalty: Familiar Limit +1 CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med unit when damaged Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: Limit: 5 fACT: Recharge Power ACT: Recharge Power
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 Sluus ...There, I think this is the correct form to submit? Offering R0ZEGOLD exclusive sponsorship
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WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD R0ZEG0LD wipes her brow after having sorted all her gear. She then proceeds to snap her fingers, and a brightly colored can of Sluus GutClnzR promptly [shifts] into her hand. She takes a sip, and smiles brightly at a camdrone. "ALWAYS✨ REMEMBER📙 TO HYDRATE🌊 AFTER A HARD💎 DAY'S WORK💖, CHILDREN🍬" Accept Exclusive Sponsorship from Sluus
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1. The Confessor II  Scanning… ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ YEET HOD-Imprint Morale Unit [-3] Mounted on YEET Rig (sealed) [-3] ■■■■■ [+1] Per Break [+1] ■■■■■ [+3] ■■■■■ YEETOS has detected an unregistered DVice logon from ■||■_=■-■_=■. If this is you, you don’t need to do anything (an unlicensed DVice access fee has been applied to your employbit). If you do not recognize ■||■_=■-■_=■, please report to 501 for DatSec Hygiene Failure Reporting. [+1 Synth Scan] ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Scan complete. Confessor is Incapcitated! Morale Unit installs a Growth Mindset in Confessor! Modification posted:Confessor receives [Aug]Mesocortolimbic Staple: Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted). 2. Chuckles Imin [DVice] Chuckles attempts to Hack the Fabric8R…failure! Chuckles receives 1 Burn! Security control escalates to L2…Additional threats emerge!  3. Fhievel  Fhievel Recharges Med! 4. Miiranda 5A.M.  Miiranda uses SaniGel! Miiranda Salvages for 2 Scrap and 1 Power! 5. G.D.Fective Wrecker Down posted:
 6. Clank Beststrike  Clank Hunkers down! 7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD  R0ZEG0LD Mimics [IceBreakR]Elite…R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage! R0ZEG0LD Hacks Death Cache…Death Cache is already unlocked! Loot posted:GenSation Neo…Looted! R0ZEG0LD Mimics [TrendR]Heatwave…R0ZEG0LD takes 1 damage! >CS-Medtek spends 2 Med to restore 1 HP! Lil Friends hatch and consume their host! 8. Jennywine Cellardoor  Jennywine Recharges 1 Med! Enforcer Synergizes with PreventiCam!  9. Upyrass Gattahell   Scanning… ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Gamma-class Security Arbalest Platform “Launcher” [+1] Target Rig-Mounted [+1] ■■■■■ [+3] ■■■■■ [+3] ■■■■■ Per our last InterLoq, the ThotCores responsible for target acquisition failures in our autonomous rig profiles have been marked for remediation; a new lot of YobbThunk neural medium caused aberrations in edutainment retention in the offending ThotCore batch. No additional employee assets have been Involuntarily Onboarded into the platform, and internal verbiage has been sanitized to remove references to assets being “vored”. Social-3 has been expunged of offending image submissions, and morale adjustments allocated appropriately. [+1 Synth Scan] ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Scan Complete. Gattahell uses SaniGel! Gattahell seals hatch! 10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley  [Boost] Buzzcaw Salvages for 1 Scrap and Remote Bomb!  Buzzcaw receives a 5L penalty for malingering! 11. Liselotte  Liselotte Recharges Power! Liselotte Recharges Power! Spawn 1 divides!  Spawn 2 divides! 12. Siliconitis Siliconitis Mods EZ-Snipe!  Scanning… ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ BOOOST by YEET BOOOST by YEET! The extra O is for* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The sound you will make while BOOOST by YEETing!** *claim not validated by CorpClave VeriFax **results not typical ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Scan complete. Sponsor Activity posted:Slüüs is now Exclusive Sponsor of R0ZEG0LD!  [Burn Notice] Chuckles takes 1 damage! [Fuel Leak] Clank is protected! MetaHazard] R0ZEGOLD receives 2 Warp! [R0ZEGOLD] Slithy Horror receives 1 Warp! [R0ZEGOLD] Slithy Horror receives 1 Warp! [R0ZEGOLD] MindR receives 1 Warp! [R0ZEGOLD] Birthday party will receive 7 new guests! [Round 3 HAZard Roulette] [Mission]Don’t Fear the Wrecker: If no Wrecker or Retainer Retreats or takes Cover next Round, spawn intensity is reduced in the following MOV and one random Wrecker receives 25L. Failure: Next Roulette is [Crisis]Wreckneck Speed.  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 7: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD R0ZEG0LD stares as New Friends start to burrow from the flesh of the deceased. "🌠🌊🌠YUK🌠🌊🌠" "REMEMBER✨, CHILDREN🍬" "DON'T✨ BE ♠️EVIL♠️ OR THIS COULD💗 HAPPEN TO YOU💕 TOO~🎵" Purchase Plasmiq from the CREW CART for 50L (Scrap Hardlight Decoy on delivery)
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 [00L]"Wrecker Gattahell. Your continued service to the company is noted, and will reflect favorably in your wrekord." "Wrecker-on-Wrecker violence is a trait we look for, you know." "That said, something about this doesn't quite sit right with us." "Tell me: When you pulled that trigger, who was it for? Be honest." "Rosegold, yourself, a third party contractor?" "..." "Now, don't misunderstand, there isn't a wrong answer here. You're off the hook regardless." "But, if we like the answer, we might have something special for you." "Give that rifle a bit more oomph going forward, hm?" "Give it some thought, and ring us up after. We'll be waiting, you little Purifier candidate you."
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WRECKER 3: Fhievel
Aug - Heuristic Precognizer: Subject may reroll 1 die per Round. Mutation - Pugnopalp: Gain a melee attack - 1d4/2, +Up per Scrap held Currently at 1d12/2 Hiver - BVolution: Unique Challenge List Hiver - Busy Bee: +1 to Craft Rolls Hiver - Apiculture: ACT to transform Consumable, Key Item, or Schematic into Hiver version. MOV Aim
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WRECKER 10: "Buzzcaw" Buzz Cawley Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range "First rule of squatting is if they don't leave you alone, go somewhere they will." MOV: B14
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  Delivery posted:R0ZEG0LD spends 50L for Plasmiq…Hardlight Decoy Scrapped! pre:ACCOUNTS 1. The Confessor II 13 (50) 2. Chuckles Imin 6 3. Fhievel 0 4. Miiranda 5A.M. 8 6. Clank Beststrike 5 7. Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD 28 8. Jennywine Cellardoor 6 9. Upyrass Gattahell 46 (20) 10. “Buzzcaw” Buzz Cawley 0 11. Liselotte 31 12. Siliconitis 5 HEAT posted:Gattahell HEATs up to L3! TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:(Map Kills / Career Kills / Map Down / WKs) Sponsor Stipend posted:All +5 pre:SPONSOR LUXE PRODUCT SPONSEE CRATES Brainfood 10 Coming Soon Liselotte Slüüs 5 Coming Soon R0ZEG0LD Gamma Olmecha Burgerobotics 5 Coming Soon X:0 Gamma _________________________________________________________________ LOCKED ACCOUNTS Wrecker Retirement Fund 138 Sponsor Challenges posted:Brainfood CREW CART posted:Available for 50L to Wreckers Only: Wreckers, get Moving!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 1: The Confessor II HP: 4/4 Move: 2 Scrap: 2 Luxe: 8L DR: 3 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 2/3 Med // 1W/3 Power // 1/3 Air Augs [2/1]: (Aug) Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. (Aug) Mesocortolimbic Staple: Functions as L2 CredENT and makes YEET units Neutral; successful attacks against YEET units cause 1 damage (post-DR) to the subject, but subject may ACT:Work to receive 5L (7 Boosted). (Mut) Catalytic Vestibule: fENC: Spend 2 Hazard tokens to add +Burn to subject’s next attack. (Mut) Radical Prognathis: Gain a melee attack: 1d10/2 Brutal Mire Set Bonus (2): Poison DR +1 Wreckpedia: +2 Synths It couldn't have possibly gotten much worse for the Confessor, right up until the Synth that stunned him stuck a thin but very painful needle right behind his eye and did something to his frontal lobe. The sound of the experience went something like [FFFTFTFFHGFTFTFHFF Work Schedule Updated, proceeding to designated area ] The Confessor bolted upright and with a seeming robotic gait headed off further into the compound, perfectly normal, apart from the slight bleeding from his eye socket and the occasional spasm. MOV: Move A01 > A02 Patrons and Observers, The Confessor requires lots of scrap and means to acquire it. Sincerely, The Confessor
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