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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.


Patreon:-

https://www.patreon.com/BeinIanpod

Youtube:-

https://www.youtube.com/c/BeinIanPod


*BLOWS ON A SHOFAR REALLY BADLY*



Ian Fidance is a self described "Brooklyn 8" but is easily one of the ugliest people on planet earth. Ian Started out as a side character of the cum town podcast, from his pratfalls, sexual misadventures and most importantly his legendary Slide Whistle, he was always the butt of jokes and japes, but one thing was for sure, where he goes, laughter and joy followed, his infectious laugh, his unfailing cheer, Ian is driven by an enthusiasm and love of life that can only come from the worst buried traumas a person can have.

Driven by a completely foundless and undeserved level of Confidence, Ian tried a takeover of the Cum Town Podcast Patreon after the split of that group, but was justly rebuffed. Undaunted, he started his own podcast, by which all rights should've been immediately a failure like most comedy podcasts to be added to the trash pile of his many, many pratfalls and mistakes in life.

But then, much like a David Attenborough BBC special of witnessing a slug turn into a butterfly, a miracle occured.

Not only has the podcast been spectacularly funny for Eleven Episodes so far, Ians life and friends is a never ending clown car of hilarious and funny people, each more damaged than the next with no signs of slowing down, he has also managed to get some real a list celebrities to come on to his pod, such as THE LUMINEERS to make his Theme song, like Lenny Dykstra to talk about loving his drama teacher, and Basement Carls adventures in being a literal lab rat for Pharmaceutical companies.

Most importantly, Ian introduced us all to Jordan Jensen.



Jordan Jensen can only be described as a Raccoon that was struck by lightning then given sentience, alot of americans pretend to be salt of the earth hillbilly rednecks, but Jordan is an actual real hillbilly, she hosed her stepbrother, has a lesbian mom, roasted a pig at her fathers funeral, is pretty sure her dad was murdered by his last wife, wants to gently caress Jafar from Aladdin, and was a carpenter before getting into comedy.

She is an incredible comedic talent, is insanely funny and is probably the best part of the podcast, her chemistry with Ian is gut wrenchingly hilarious.

Overall, this podcast despite being so new has immediately skyrocketed to being one of the funniest ones out there, here is a list of the standout episodes:-

https://youtu.be/Jj2G3UAs67Q

https://youtu.be/SzU7hJkjUW8

https://youtu.be/b8h95mvV_Mg

https://youtu.be/pYImOJPF3Qg

https://youtu.be/NVmKtg2KIiU

Other Amazing Ian vids:-

https://youtu.be/E9ksVZd_Ddw

https://youtu.be/FYVC-NSodTY

Podcast is available on all your favorite mediums.

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Oct 7, 2022

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/A5ANi0z.gifv

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
His dads dead lol

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZh8CjDbVo

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Hell yea

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
It’s the winner of the 2022 best new podcast award

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


i forgot how creative this was

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

WHAT UP, BUST RODD

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
i have another one where he played the slide whistle for me (separate from bust) but I have to edit it down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEaQzj432aw

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Lmao I had never seen that clip of Ian bullying Luis. We don’t deserve him.

Head Bee Guy
Jun 12, 2011

Retarded for Busting
Grimey Drawer
Thanks Saqr, i’m here to squash the beef

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Head Bee Guy posted:

Thanks Saqr, i’m here to squash the beef

Consider it squashed!

:D :respek: :D

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/ianimal69/status/1508805745839640598?s=20&t=QUAd3eP7eC4_g0RnAaXRgQ

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/ianimal69/status/1450156940965863431?s=20&t=C0E8K9SOrimC8tyekEx7_A

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011


he went bird on them

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


i love him so much

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

gently caress yeah dude! That RULES!!!

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Ep 3 when the boys roast his apartment is p good

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
I'm glad to hear that my grandparents weren't the only one that wanted their ashes mixed with their dogs

My dad never followed through with it because they're in like, a post office box at the cemetery and the cemetery wouldn't mix the ashes for him so he would have to dismantle the box and hope the bone dust wouldn't catch a gust and flutter away all over the graves

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://youtu.be/_BC8pH3qBDo

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I can’t figure out how the Patreon works lol is it just that the Patreon subscribers get the content 3 days early?

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

slave to my cravings posted:

I can’t figure out how the Patreon works lol is it just that the Patreon subscribers get the content 3 days early?
there are bonus episodes, plus the normal episodes early (tho he released basement carl as a normal ep i think cuz he was touring) and then there is also a bonus advice podcast called 'the fidancial district' that is for patrons only

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/ipr8HQz.gifv

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
New Patreon episode has Jordan’s mom lol

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

no way lmao

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Jordan’s mom looks like an extremely handsome middle aged Scandinavian rock musician.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
She’s complaining about virtue signaling for the first 15 minutes lol this might be a slog

Charles Ingalls
Jan 31, 2021

Al-Saqr posted:

Jordan’s mom looks like an extremely handsome middle aged Scandinavian rock musician.

yeah she looks like a gracefully aged torstein flakne from stage dolls

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

slave to my cravings posted:

New Patreon episode has Jordan’s mom lol

lot of things suddenly starting to make sense

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
[tumbling into the thread] MULLEN EP MULLEN EP

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Nick: This podcast should be called, "No, what's that?"

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

REDBAR INTENSIFIES

moist turtleneck posted:

i have another one where he played the slide whistle for me (separate from bust) but I have to edit it down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEaQzj432aw

This will never stop being hilarious to me, I don’t think I can ever watch even just the beginning without loling

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
I accidently saw this guy do standup once. I was in the front row, which was so close to the stage that I had to put my feet on it just to be comfortable (comedy on state in Madison, wi)

It was pretty good.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

I'm in love with Jordan

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
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Nick’s story about smoking weed, sitting at his racing wheel, pretending to be a dude begrudgingly getting road head from a fleshlight, had me dying.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Foppish Yet Dashing posted:

Nick’s story about smoking weed, sitting at his racing wheel, pretending to be a dude begrudgingly getting road head from a fleshlight, had me dying.

Absolute fuckin highlight

lolling at nick watching the show about brutally autistic people and being like "oh yeah I've done that a bunch of times"

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Either stealing Adam’s thunder or Adam will be at the one in new york

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Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
I like this other one where he leaned into the Catch Phrase

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