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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Has someone made a German and blitz joke?

Why not?

Sweet Thursday or Cav should post about Germans loving the blitz.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The very funny AFC South

The Titans are 6-3 with a -2 point differential

But two of their losses were by 1 and 3 points.

Their margin of victory this season has been

9
7
7
7
4
2
-1
-3
-34

The Jaguars are 3-7, they have a +11 point differential

Their margins of victory:

28
24
7
-4
-6
-6
-7
-7
-8
-10

Kalli fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Nov 14, 2022

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Android Apocalypse posted:

One of my former roommates has a side hustle of trawling flea markets & Goodwill stores for vintage stuff that he sells for :20bux:.

Lamar is just prepping for an additional revenue stream if he can't get the contract he wants.

Was your former roommate Quiz Daddy himself Scott Rogowsky?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Teams by relative Margin of victory tiers

99 Bills, 90 Eagles
64 Chiefs
47 Cowboys, 43 Bengals, 39 Ravens, 37 Patriots, 35 Vikings, 35 49ers
20 Jets, 16 Seahawks, 14 Giants, 11 Dolphins, 11 Jaguars
3 Buccaneers, -2 Titans
-18 Broncos, -18 Falcons, -21 Browns, -23 Raiders, -25 Saints
-28 Cardinals, -28 Chargers, -30 Bears, -31 Packers, -33 Football Team
-39 Panthers, -45 Lions, -46 Colts
-52 Rams, -58 Texans, -67 Steelers

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Kalli posted:

Teams by relative Margin of victory tiers

99 Bills, 90 Eagles
64 Chiefs
47 Cowboys, 43 Bengals, 39 Ravens, 37 Patriots, 35 Vikings, 35 49ers
20 Jets, 16 Seahawks, 14 Giants, 11 Dolphins, 11 Jaguars
3 Buccaneers, -2 Titans
-18 Broncos, -18 Falcons, -21 Browns, -23 Raiders, -25 Saints
-28 Cardinals, -28 Chargers, -30 Bears, -31 Packers, -33 Football Team
-39 Panthers, -45 Lions, -46 Colts
-52 Rams, -58 Texans, -67 Steelers

God, I love that Vikings margin. The Week 1 and 2 games basically cancel each other out, so that margin is actually seven 5-point wins stacked in a trenchcoat.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Interesting the 49ers are that high *looks it up*

Beating up on the Seahawks and same old sorry rear end Rams is doing a lot of work there (and the Panthers, who they housed).

Next team up is the Cardinals which as I understand NFC West roulette is rough for the 49ers?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Pfft call me when he goes to the route 1 flea market

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

Interesting the 49ers are that high *looks it up*

Beating up on the Seahawks and same old sorry rear end Rams is doing a lot of work there (and the Panthers, who they housed).

Next team up is the Cardinals which as I understand NFC West roulette is rough for the 49ers?

All part of the fun of small sample sizes, though they're pretty close to what the Pats have done all in all:

29
23
23
5
3
-3
-11
-13
-19

vs

22
20
17
15
6
-1
-9
-14
-21

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



https://twitter.com/RyanKoenigsberg/status/1591971324951289856

he cooking so bad he's burning Jello :laffo:

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Grittybeard posted:

Interesting the 49ers are that high *looks it up*

Beating up on the Seahawks and same old sorry rear end Rams is doing a lot of work there (and the Panthers, who they housed).

Next team up is the Cardinals which as I understand NFC West roulette is rough for the 49ers?

The Cardinals are shambolic so the 49ers will lose by 17.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Matt Rhule lives on.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I wonder if Evero is gonna get head coach looks given how well he's doing with that Broncos defense. Really wish the Packers had opted for him over Barry.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

It is crazy how much Russ is getting paid. Right now looking like it could be the most disastrous contract in NFL history.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I watched the clip of the Matt Ryan scramble and lol it's so bad.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1592261031111561216?s=20&t=gaGCDlNSpybj5pWFDxlrdQ

They also cut Eno Benjamin.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

If cutting Eno means going away from The Run, then it's a lovely move.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Word is the Chiefs are going to play in Munich next season during Oktoberfest



Umm that is something I might have to attend.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Whose cereal did Eno piss in?

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Whose cereal did Eno piss in?

Seriously, he carried that team??

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I can't find the current Waiver Wire order, but the Rams would probably be interested, no?

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I can't find the current Waiver Wire order, but the Rams would probably be interested, no?

Didn’t they just get Kyren Williams back?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

https://twitter.com/FFMuzio/status/1592016959289556992?s=20&t=D_4HSKZo_RJYH4lWZbwEbQ

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

SKULL.GIF posted:

I wonder if Evero is gonna get head coach looks given how well he's doing with that Broncos defense.

imo if he knows when and at what distance field goals should be attempted, he should be promoted IMMEDIATELY.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Kull the Conqueror posted:

imo if he knows when and at what distance field goals should be attempted, he should be promoted IMMEDIATELY.

Everyone gave Hackett poo poo for trying that field goal instead of giving Russ the ball on 4th down but hindsight has proven him correct.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Toney's lack of eyebrows is disconcerting and further solidifies my theory that he's a replicant.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

kiimo posted:

Word is the Chiefs are going to play in Munich next season during Oktoberfest



Umm that is something I might have to attend.

Sounds amazing tbh

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

perhaps they'll play the cincinnati bengals. but that would necessitate having the same position within their respective divisions this season. it doesn't seem likely to happen, but they say "any given sunday" which means one team could win and another team could lose even if it seems like the opposite beforehand.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Any Given Sundae would be a good name for an ice cream shop.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1592294931833704452

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Quiet Feet posted:

Any Given Sundae would be a good name for an ice cream shop.

Next goon project

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

kiimo posted:

Toney's lack of eyebrows is disconcerting and further solidifies my theory that he's a replicant.

He and Josh Dobbs

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

kiimo posted:

Word is the Chiefs are going to play in Munich next season during Oktoberfest



Umm that is something I might have to attend.

I haven’t been back since we moved back to the US* in 1979. This might motivate me to finally do it.

*Loring AFB, Maine barely counted as “US” in 1979. Eight channels on the cable system and one showed all three broadcast networks, sometimes doubling what was on another channel.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Cavauro posted:

perhaps they'll play the cincinnati bengals. but that would necessitate having the same position within their respective divisions this season. it doesn't seem likely to happen, but they say "any given sunday" which means one team could win and another team could lose even if it seems like the opposite beforehand.

Cincinnati sure loves their German roots, and Oktoberfest. Would be a good choice

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/BridgetCondon_/status/1592307757167828993?t=oQ_r-B35iVfKlK2sYt9XFA&s=19

Idk what to say anymore

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Dr_Strangelove posted:

I haven’t been back since we moved back to the US* in 1979. This might motivate me to finally do it.

*Loring AFB, Maine barely counted as “US” in 1979. Eight channels on the cable system and one showed all three broadcast networks, sometimes doubling what was on another channel.

Lol my wife went to high school there after it got converted to a charter school. Doesn’t sound like it was much better in the late 90s.

Also wtf Eno Benjamin? Seemed like he was a perfectly fine backup/secondary RB. Curious if another shoe is about to drop there.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Do the Chargers not believe in stretching?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Dr_Strangelove posted:

I haven’t been back since we moved back to the US* in 1979. This might motivate me to finally do it.

*Loring AFB, Maine barely counted as “US” in 1979. Eight channels on the cable system and one showed all three broadcast networks, sometimes doubling what was on another channel.

:whatup: Aroostook County goon. I was there in the 80's & graduated high school in Caribou.

Very few TV channels & and even fewer non-white folks too.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Do the Chargers not believe in stretching?

Yeah I'm sure this is the reason

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it would be very funny if they legitimately do have some kind of dumb rear end for the past 20 years making all the players perform 2 lovely static stretches going straight into high intensity stuff. but, probably they don't hvae that

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Docjowles posted:

Lol my wife went to high school there after it got converted to a charter school. Doesn’t sound like it was much better in the late 90s.

The STEM academy in Limestone? Or the Job Corps school on the old base that’s in the barracks/dorms built in the late ‘80s?

Either way, that’s an incredible thing to run into here.

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