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Entering the anus of one kirk johnson with the frizz? no way!!!!
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The kids get trapped in an underground cave and are failed to be rescued by fabled tech genius Elon Musk. Ms. Frizzle scrambles to save her class and escorts them out of the cave, unharmed- she is then called a pedophile and is fired.
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Mar 25, 2023 02:23
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the lizard is a carrier of leprosy and has been spreading it to the class
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Mar 25, 2023 02:31
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FooF posted:Arnold asks "What's the Warp?" and Ms. Frizzle starts maniacally laughing. "I have such sites to show you, Arnold!" tearing her eyes out and jumping into the driver's seat. "Where we're going, you don't need eyes..." 
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Mar 25, 2023 02:37
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special 9/11 magic schoolbus episode
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Mar 25, 2023 02:55
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Colonel Cancer posted:special 9/11 magic schoolbus episode "But Miss Frizzle, I heard jet fuel can't melt steel beams!" "Can't it? Let's go and see!"
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Mar 25, 2023 03:44
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Rape
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Mar 25, 2023 03:44
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the magic school bus is blue now and also Ms frizzle isn't even in the show
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Mar 25, 2023 03:46
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:Arnold calls out sick. The next morning, he's found grafted to his bed in a sickly mass of sinew and bone. Ms. Frizzle straps biomechanical exosuits onto the rest of the class and tells them to buckle up- this next field trip will make last week's journey to Hell look like a picnic.
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Mar 25, 2023 10:16
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Frizzle is the mastermind behind pizzagate.
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Mar 25, 2023 11:23
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Today we're going on a very special trip indeed. Start marking the ballots I've handed out, it's time to stop the steal!
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Mar 25, 2023 11:27
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Ms. Frizzle was my first crush. I realized later on that she's incredibly irresponsible.
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Mar 25, 2023 11:28
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the tragic schoolbus tm copyright me
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Mar 25, 2023 11:49
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all the children of the bus have terrible home lives and all get made fun of relentlessly at school. the bus is the only place they can be themselves and feel at ease. they will all reflect on this in later years and feel a distant sadness
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Mar 25, 2023 12:58
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Welcome, children, to a land called Gor!
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Mar 25, 2023 13:20
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the series gets rebooted as live action, netflix exclusive, with warren ellis being attached as a writer
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Mar 25, 2023 13:27
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Revins posted:all the children of the bus have terrible home lives and all get made fun of relentlessly at school. the bus is the only place they can be themselves and feel at ease. they will all reflect on this in later years and feel a distant sadness Todd Solondz or Wes Anderson?
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Mar 25, 2023 13:44
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The kids collectively birth a homunculus. The Frizz immediately eats its still writhing body, completing the Rejuvination.
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Mar 25, 2023 16:52
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Ms Frizzle stands over the bound, prone body of Arnold, sacrificial knife in hands, as the chants of "Ave Satani" grow louder from the rest of the class. "I knew I should have stayed home today"
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Mar 25, 2023 17:07
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*Carlos is escorted out by deportation agent* Carlos: "Guess I'm ICEd out" "CARLLOOOOOSSSSS"
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Mar 25, 2023 17:10
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Leper Go-getter posted:The bus is not magic at all. It is a regular bus. The kids are just zonked on a steady hallucinogenic drip in the classroom, Inception-style. Old ratty IV tubes dangle and tangle all over the place, and mrs frizzle tends to them like a gardener.
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Mar 25, 2023 17:11
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Carlos: "You may say I'm a DREAMer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.” "CARLOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS"
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Mar 25, 2023 17:11
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Ms. Frizzle and the class go on a field trip into a CRT television. The screech of static drives Phoebe mad. Arranging the bodies of her classmates into a perfect circle, she drones in tune with the static hum, "If my calculations are correct....if my calculations are correct....if my calculations are correct..." Carlos chimes in, "Oh man. I've SEEN the Ring, but I've never BEEN the Ring!" "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOS!"
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Mar 25, 2023 17:58
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Miss Frizzle loses control of the miniature bus during a time field trip, splattering the head of JFK as onlookers scream
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Mar 25, 2023 18:34
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The school bus gets to its next destination and half the students are reduced to ash. The frizz goes into great detail to explain how their souls were consumed by the psychic beacon that is the emperor to guide them to the destination.
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Mar 25, 2023 19:00
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Liz falls into a woodchipper
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Mar 25, 2023 19:01
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Buce posted:the bus is covered in live oysters in order to negate The First Effect Ms. Frizzle is only whimsical while cranching.
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Mar 25, 2023 19:05
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Miss Frizzle is a chaos cultist trying to lead young minds at Emperor High astray with her profane magicks
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Mar 25, 2023 19:16
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They replace Frizzle with Rick & Morty.
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Mar 25, 2023 19:16
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im frizzle riii burp iick bitch!
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Mar 25, 2023 19:22
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All new episodes funded and personally scripted by Elon Musk & his mum.
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Mar 25, 2023 19:23
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frizz is let go after they find out she's married to a woman thanks to the new anti lgbtq bill
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Mar 25, 2023 19:26
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The schoolbus is replaced when the county standardises to an all electric fleet, and then sold for scrap. The magic is crushed out of it and collected by a trashpicking hobo who freebases it into oblivion.
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Mar 25, 2023 19:34
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Ms. Frizzle puts My Immortal on the required Summer Reading list.
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Mar 25, 2023 19:44
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At the end of the semester, the lowest performing student's soul is taken and used to fuel the schoolbus for another year, as is tradition
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Mar 25, 2023 19:48
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Ms Frizzle takes the class to spectate the Hiroshima bombing, is weirdly excited to teach about the entire time.
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Mar 25, 2023 19:48
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The children spend the day on an adventure at the industrial chicken sheds, where they learn about de-beaking, ammonia poisoning and 12 hour shifts of rapid chick sexing. Then they each get a chance to try throwing some males chicks into a wood chipper.
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Mar 25, 2023 19:54
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ms frizzle travels back to nazi germany to see a hitler speech for the third time this week
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Mar 25, 2023 19:55
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The class visit the Belgian Congo to learn about the history of rubber plantations. Will all the children get away with two hands they can raise to answer a question?
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Arnold develops an allergy to Ms. Frizzle's new chalk. As the day wears on, Arnold's coughing gets worse and worse, his cheeks become swollen and red, and he begins to choke. As he's grasping at his neck, flailing on the floor, desperate for air, the camera cuts to an opened box of chalksticks in Frizzle's Purse: "Made with Peanut Dust"
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