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ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

:siren:This thread is for PICKS ONLY. All discussion, debate, and respectful disagreements about the value of interior OL should be confined to the other thread :siren:

As a reminder, you have 24 hours to make your pick or I will make it for you. I try to PM people if it's been more than 12 hours or so (less if they are a serial offender). When you make your pick please include their name, position, school, and maybe a picture or two.

Edit: courtesy of Darth Brooks, here is a spreadsheet comparing multiple big boards, for assistance in making your picks: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hVthG5aNrM7RalJpJRPLThXSh6NG_tjseSoFJLV7VXY/edit#gid=2000999015

Round 1

1) Carolina Panthers (from Chicago) zimbomonkey CJ Stroud, QB, The Ohio State University
2) Houston Texans Sad King Billy Will Anderson, Edge, Alabama
3) Arizona Cardinals Hamhandler Jalen Carter, DT, Georgia
4) Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Bryce Young, QB, Alabama
5) Seattle Seahawks (from Denver) Ornery and Hornery Anthony Richardson, QB, Florida
6) Detroit Lions (from L.A. Rams) Hizawk Tyree Wilson, Edge, Texas Tech
7) Las Vegas Raiders MrLogan Peter Skoronski, OT, Northwestern
8) Atlanta Falcons Grip it and rip it Devon Witherspoon, CB, Illinois
9) Chicago Bears (from Carolina) mastershakeman Paris Johnson Jr., OT, The Ohio State University
10) Philadelphia Eagles (from New Orleans) Quiet Feet Myles Murphy, DE, Clemson
11) Tennessee Titans Eltoasto Quentin Johnston, WR, TCU
12) Houston Texans (from Cleveland) Sad King Billy Jordan Addison, WR, USC
13) New York Jets Professor Funk Broderick Jones, OT, Georgia
14) New England Patriots barnold Zay Flowers, WR, Boston College
15) Green Bay Packers surf rock Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR, The Ohio State University
16) Washington Commanders Ches Neckbeard Will Levis, QB, Kentucky
17) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Christian Gonzalez, CB, Oregon
18) Detroit Lions Hizawk Joey Porter Jr, CB, Penn State
19) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Brian Branch, DB, Alabama
20) Seattle Seahawks Ornery and Hornery Nolan Smith, EDGE, Georgia
21) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Bijan Robinson, RB, Texas
22) Baltimore Ravens Eifert Posting Emmanuel Forbes, CB, Mississippi State
23) Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Trenton Simpson, LB, Clemson
24) Jacksonville Jaguars EmbryoSteve Michael Mayer, TE, Notre Dame
25) New York Giants Ches Neckbeard Dalton Kincaid, TE, Utah
26) Dallas Cowboys Pron on VHS Kelee Ringo, CB, Georgia
27) Buffalo Bills fsif Lukas Van Ness, Edge, Iowa
28) Cincinnati Bengals BrownThunder Loic Fouonji, WR, Texas Tech
29) New Orleans Saints (from San Francisco through Miami and Denver) Silly Burrito Bryan Breese, DT, Clemson
30) Philadelphia Eagles Quiet Feet Dawand Jones, OT, Ohio State
31) Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07 Darnell Wright, OT, Tennessee

Round 2

32) Pittsburgh Steelers (from Chicago) Perry the Platypus Deonte Banks, CB, Maryland
33) Houston Texans Sad King Billy Matthew Bergeron, OT, Syracuse
34) Arizona Cardinals Hamhandler Calijah Kancey, DT, Pittsburgh
35) Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Cam Smith, CB, South Carolina
36) Los Angeles Rams Pontius Pilate Felix Anudike-Uzomah, Edge, Kansas State
37) Seattle Seahawks (from Denver) Ornery and Hornery O'Cyrus Torrence, OG, Florida
38) Las Vegas Raiders MrLogan Mazi Smith, DT, Michigan
39) Carolina Panthers zimbomonkey Darnell Washington, TE, Georgia
40) New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, Alabama
41) Tennessee Titans Eltoasto Hendon Hooker, QB, Tennessee
42) New York Jets (from Cleveland) Professor Funk BJ Ojulari, EDGE, LSU
43) New York Jets Professor Funk John Michael Schmitz, OC, Minnesota
44) Atlanta Falcons Grip it and rip it Isaiah Foskey, EDGE, Notre Dame
45) Green Bay Packers surf rock Luke Musgrave, TE, Oregon State
46) New England Patriots barnold Anton Harrison, OT, Oklahoma
47) Washington Commanders Ches Neckbeard Joe Tippman, OC, Wisconson
48) Detroit Lions Hizawk Steve Avila, OG, TCU
49) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Drew Sanders, LB, Arkansas
50) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Will McDonald IV, EDGE, Iowa State
51) Miami Dolphins Amy Pole Her Adetomiwa Adebawore, DE, Northwestern
52) Seattle Seahawks Ornery and Hornery Jalin Hyatt, WR, Tennessee
53) Chicago Bears (from Baltimore) mastershakeman Siaki Ika, DT, Baylor
54) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Tyrique Stevenson, CB, Miami
55) Detroit Lions (from Minnesota) Hizawk DJ Turner, CB, Michigan
56) Jacksonville Jaguars EmbryoSteve Keion White, EDGE, Georgia Tech
57) New York Giants Ches Neckbeard Cedric Tillman, WR, Tennessee
58) Dallas Cowboys Pron on VHS Rashee Rice, WR, SMU
59) Buffalo Bills fsif Josh Downs, WR, North Carolina
60) Cincinnati Bengals BrownThunder SaRodorick Thompson, RB, Texas Tech
61) Chicago Bears (from San Francisco through Carolina) mastershakeman Blake Freeland, OT/OG, BYU
62) Philadelphia Eagles Quiet Feet Sydney Brown, S, Illinois
63) Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07 Jonathan Mingo, WR, Mississippi

Round 3

64) Chicago Bears mastershakeman Derick Hall, DE, Auburn
65) Houston Texans Sad King Billy Tucker Kraft, TE, South Dakota
66) Arizona Cardinals Hamhandler Luke Wypler, OL, The Ohio State University
67) Denver Broncos (from Indianapolis) Afterbirth Aftermath Jack Campbell, LB, Iowa
68) Denver Broncos Afterbirth Aftermath Clark Phillips III, CB, Utah
69) Los Angeles Rams Pontius Pilate Cody Mauch, OL, North Dakota State
70) Las Vegas Raiders MrLogan Julius Brents, CB, Kansas State
71) New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Tuli Tuipulotu, DE, USC
72) Tennessee Titans Eltoasto Sam Laporta, TE, Iowa
73) Houston Texans (from Cleveland) Sad King Billy Marvin Mims Jr, WR, Oklahoma
74) Cleveland Browns (from N.Y. Jets) Cavauro Zach Harrison, EDGE, The Ohio State University
75) Atlanta Falcons Grip it and rip it Jordan Battle, S, Alabama
76) New England Patriots (from Carolina) barnold Eli Ricks, CB, Alabama
77) Los Angeles Rams (from New England through Miami) Pontius Pilate Darius Rush, CB, South Carolina
78) Green Bay Packers surf rock Keeanu Benton, DL, Wisconsin
79) Indianapolis Colts (from Washington) ShakeZula Emil Ekiyor Jr, OG, Alabama
80) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Wanya Morris, OT, Tennessee
81) Detroit Lions Hizawk Tyjae Spears, RB, Tulane
82) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Gervon Dexer, DT, Florida
83) Seattle Seahawks Ornery and Hornery Andre Carter II, EDGE, Army
84) Miami Dolphins Amy Pole Her Zach Charbonnet, RB, UCLA
85) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Jayden Reed, WR, Michigan State
86) Baltimore Ravens Eifert Posting AT Perry, WR, Wake Forest
87) Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Byron Young, DE, Tennessee
88) Jacksonville Jaguars EmbryoSteve Jaelyn Duncan, OT, Maryland
89) New York Giants Ches Neckbeard Andrew Vorhees, OG, USC
90) Dallas Cowboys Pron on VHS Zach Kuntz, TE, Old Dominion
91) Buffalo Bills fsif Antonio Johnson, S, Texas A&M
92) Cincinnati Bengals BrownThunder Tyler Shough, QB, Texas Tech
93) Carolina Panthers (from San Francisco) zimbomonkey Chandler Zavala, OG, NC State
94) Philadelphia Eagles Quiet Feet Jaquelin Roy, DT, LSU
95) Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07 Zacch Pickens, DT, South Carolina
96) Arizona Cardinals (Compensatory Selection) Hamhandler Noah Sewell, LB, Oregon
97) Washington Commanders (Compensatory Selection) Ches Neckbeard Ricky Stromberg, OG, Arkansas
98) Cleveland Browns (Special Compensatory Selection) Cavauro Daiyan Henley, LB, Washington State
99) San Francisco 49ers (Special Compensatory Selection) Silly Burrito Cory Trice, CB, Purdue
100) Las Vegas Raiders from Kansas City Chiefs through New York Giants (Special Compensatory Selection) MrLogan Henry To'oTo'o, LB, Alabama
101) San Francisco 49ers (Special Compensatory Selection) Silly Burrito Luke Schoonmaker, TE, Michigan
102) San Francisco 49ers (Special Compensatory Selection) Silly Burrito YaYa Diaby, DE, Louisville

Round 4

103) Chicago Bears Sataere Israel Abanikanda, RB, Pittsburgh
104) Houston Texans Sad King Billy Tank Bigsby, RB, Auburn
105) Arizona Cardinals Hamhandler Devon Achane, RB, Texas A&M
106) Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Tyler Scott, WR, Cincinnati
107) New England Patriots (from L.A. Rams) barnold Jammie Robinson, S, Florida State
108) Denver Broncos Afterbirth Aftermath Colby Wooden, DE, Auburn
109) Las Vegas Raiders MrLogan Tyler Steen, OT, Alabama
110) Atlanta Falcons (from Tennessee) Grip it and rip it Tanner McKee, QB, Stanford
111) Cleveland Browns Cavauro Nathaniel Dell, WR, Houston
112) New York Jets Professor Funk Ji'Ayir Brown, S, Penn State
113) Atlanta Falcons Grip it and rip it Trey Palmer, WR, Nebraska
114) Carolina Panthers zimbomonkey Dorian Williams, LB, Tulane
115) New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Kayshon Boutte, WR, LSU
116) Green Bay Packers surf rock Quan Martin, S, Illinois
117) New England Patriots barnold Demarvion Overshown, LB, Texas
118) Washington Commanders Ches Neckbeard Anthony Bradford, OG, LSU
119) Minnesota Vikings (from Detroit) Darth Brooks Riley Moss, CB, Iowa
120) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Ryan Hayes, OT, Michigan
121) Jacksonville Jaguars (from Tampa Bay) EmbryoSteve Kyu Blu Kelly, CB, Stanford
122) Kansas City Chiefs (from Miami) Kevino07 Andrei Iosivas, WR, Princeton
123) Seattle Seahawks Ornery and Hornery Jarrett Patterson, OC, Notre Dame
124) Baltimore Ravens Eifert Posting Christopher Smith, S, Georgia
125) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Brenton Strange, TE, Penn State
126) Cleveland Browns (from Minnesota) Cavauro Olusegun Oluwatimi, IOL, Michigan
127) Jacksonville Jaguars EmbryoSteve DeWayne McBride, RB, UAB
128) New York Giants Ches Neckbeard Nick Hampton, LB, The Appalachian State
129) Dallas Cowboys Pron on VHS Zach Peterson, DE, Iowa State
130) Buffalo Bills fsif Xavier Hutchinson, WR, Iowa State
131) Cincinnati Bengals BrownThunder Stetson Bennet, QB, Georgia
132) Carolina Panthers (from San Francisco) zimbomonkey Ivan Pace Jr, LB, Cincinnati
133) Chicago Bears (from Philadelphia) Sataere Tre'Vius Hodges Tomlinson, CB, TCU
134) Kansas City Chiefs Kevino07 Isaiah Mcguire, DE, Missouri
135) New England Patriots (Compensatory Selection) barnold Bryce Baringer, P, Michigan State

ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Apr 26, 2023

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
gently caress me, guess it's time to make a decision, huh?

After much deliberation, with the first pick in the NFL Draft, The Carolina Panthers select...

CJ Stroud, QB, THE Ohio State University.

Edit: oh yes, the Houston Texans are now on the clock!

zimbomonkey fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Mar 31, 2023

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
With the second pick of the 2023 NFL draft, the Houston Texans select


Will Anderson, Edge, Alabama

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
With the third pick in the mock draft, the Arizona Cardinals are reluctantly selecting Georgia’s DT Jalen Carter.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the fourth pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts throw all of their physical trait requirements out the window to bet on upside and select Bryce Young, QB, Alabama

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

With the 5th pick in the first round of the 2023 GOON NFL MOCK DRAFT, the Seattle Seahawks select the big dawg himself:
Anthony Richardson, QB, University of Florida


The Detroit Lions (and Hizawk) are on the clock :siren:

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

With the sixth pick of the 2023 NFL draft, the Detroit Lions select



Tyree Wilson, EDGE, Texas Tech

Las Vegas Raiders and MrLogan are on the clock!

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
With the seventh pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select, Peter Skoronski, Tackle, Northwestern.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
With the 8th pick of the 2023 Goon Draft, The Atlanta Falcons Select: Devon Witherspoon, CB, Illinois.

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

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With the 9th pick of the 2023 Goon Draft, The Chicago Bears Select:
At 6'6", 313 lbs, with 36 1/8" arms,
Paris Johnson Jr., OT, Ohio State.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





With the 10th pick in the 2023 Goon NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select,
Myles Murphy, DE, Clemson

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



With the 11th pick in the 2023 Goon NFL Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Quentin Johnston, WR, TCU.

Eltoasto fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Apr 1, 2023

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!


With the 12th pick in the 2023 NFL draft, the Houston Texans select

Jordan Addison, WR, USC

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
With the 13th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the New York Jets select BRODERICK JONES, OT, Georgia

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
With the 14th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select Zay Flowers, WR, Boston College

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
With the 15th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Green Bay Packers select Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR, Ohio State.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
With the 16th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft the Washington racistnames, Football Team, Commanders select Will Levis, QB, Kentucky

Perry the Platypus
Aug 7, 2009
With the 17th pick in the 2023 goon draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Christian Gonzalez, CB, Oregon


Sorry Joey.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

With the 18th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft the Detroit Lions select Joey Porter Jr, CB Penn State.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
With the 19th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Brian Branch, DB, Alabama.



Ornery and Hornery and the Seattle Seahawks are on the clock.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

With the 20th pick in the first round of the 2023 GOON NFL MOCK DRAFT, the Seattle Seahawks select:

Nolan Smith, EDGE, Georgia



The Los Angeles Chargers (and a neat cape) are on the clock :siren:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
With the 21st pick in this silly draft, the Los Angeles Chargers select Bijan Robinson, RB, Texas



The Ravens are now on the clock

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 22nd pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select Emmanuel Forbes, CB, Mississippi State

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

With the 23nd pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Minnesota Vikings add some speed with Trenton Simpson, Linebacker, Clemson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfZQusXgpp4

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

With the 24th pick of the 2023 Goon Draft the Jacksonville Jaguars select Micheal Mayer, TE, - Notre Dame

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
With the 25th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft the New York Giants desperate for anyone that can catch a ball select Dalton Kincaid, TE, Utah

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
With the 26th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft the Dallas Cowboys select Kelee Ringo, CB Georgia

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

With the 27th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Buffalo Bills select Lukas Van Ness, Edge, Iowa.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

With the 28th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Cincinatti Bengals select WR, Loic Fouonji, Texas Tech University

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
With the 29th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the New Orleans Saints rush to the podium and select:

Bryan Breese, DT, Clemson



Seen here versus a simulated NFC South:

https://twitter.com/craigroh/status/1642296133799084037?s=20

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





With the 30th pick in the 2023 Goon NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select,
Dawand Jones, OT, Ohio State

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
With the 31st pick in the 2023 Goon NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select,
Darnell Wright, OT, Tennessee



https://twitter.com/BenFennell_NFL/status/1641828876971126787?s=20

Perry the Platypus
Aug 7, 2009
With the 32nd pick in the 2023 goon draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Deonte Banks, CB, Maryland

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
With the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, the Houston Texans select



Matthew Bergeron OT Syracuse

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
With the 34th pick in the Goon Draft the Arizona Cardinals will perhaps controversially double up on IDL and selecting Calijah Kancey, a defensive tackle from Pittsburgh.

Hamhandler fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Apr 7, 2023

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 35th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Cam Smith, CB, South Carolina

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
With the 36th pick of the 2023 Goon Draft, the Formerly Reigning Super Bowl Champions Los Angeles Rams select Felix Anudike-Uzomah, edge, Kansas State

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

With the 37th pick (second round) of the 2023 GOON NFL MOCK DRAFT, the Seattle Seahawks select:

O'Cyrus Torrence, OG, Florida



https://twitter.com/Cover1/status/1609603431647571969?s=20

The Las Vegas Raiders (and MrLogan) are on the clock :siren:

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
With the 38th pick of the 2023 Goon Draft, The Las Vegas Raiders select, Mazi Smith, defensive tackle, Michigan.

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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
With the 39th pick of the draft the Panthers select Darnell Washington, TE, Georgia.

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