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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

With the 40th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the New Orleans Saints figure that since they've had luck with RBs who have played for Alabama, why fight the trend and select

Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, Alabama

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

With the 41st pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Hendon Hooker, QB, Tennessee

The New York Jets, and Professor Funk, are on the clock for two picks in a row, the greedy bastard.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 10:03

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

With the 42nd pick of the 2023 Goon Draft, the New York Jets will select BJ Ojulari, EDGE, LSU. The Jets brass are still deciding what to do with the 43rd pick.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 16:29

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

With the 43rd pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the New York Jets select John Michael Schmitz, C, Minnesota

# ? Apr 7, 2023 16:50

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 44th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Atlanta Falcons select Isaiah Foskey, EDGE, Notre Dame

# ? Apr 8, 2023 16:45

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

With the 45th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Green Bay Packers select Luke Musgrave, TE, Oregon State.

# ? Apr 8, 2023 17:01

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

With the 46th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select Anton Harrison, OT, Oklahoma

# ? Apr 8, 2023 20:16

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

With the 47th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft the Washington Shitholes select Joe TIppman, Center, Wisconson

# ? Apr 8, 2023 21:36

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

With the 48th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft the Detroit Lions select Steve Avila, OG, TCU

# ? Apr 9, 2023 11:06

Perry the Platypus: Aug 7, 2009

With the 49th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Drew Sanders, LB, Arkansas

# ? Apr 9, 2023 16:34

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

With the 50th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Will McDonald IV, EDGE, Iowa State

# ? Apr 9, 2023 17:07

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

With the 51st pick in the draft the Miami dolphins select Adetomiwa Adebawore DE Northwestern

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Apr 10, 2023

# ? Apr 9, 2023 21:01

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

With the 52nd pick (second round) of the 2023 GOON NFL MOCK DRAFT, the Seattle Seahawks select:

Jalin Hyatt, WR, Tennessee

https://twitter.com/PFF_College/status/1587612202944577537?s=20

The ??? (and ???) are on the clock :siren:

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mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

With pick 53 the Chicago Bears draft
DT Siaki Ika, Baylor

# ? Apr 10, 2023 04:29

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 54th pick, the Los Angeles Chargers select Tyrique Stevenson, CB, Miami

# ? Apr 10, 2023 06:10

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

With the 55th pick, the Detroit Lions select DJ Turner, CB, Michigan

# ? Apr 10, 2023 16:13

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

With the 56th pick the Jags select Keion White, EDGE, Georgia Tech

# ? Apr 10, 2023 16:40

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

With the 57th pick of the 2023 Goon Draft the New York Giants select Cedric Tillman, Wide Receiver, Tennessee

# ? Apr 10, 2023 16:51

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

The Cowboys select Rashee Rice, WR

# ? Apr 10, 2023 17:13

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

With the 59th pick of the goon draft, the Buffalo Bills select Josh Downs, WR, North Carolina.

# ? Apr 10, 2023 23:40

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

With the 60th pick in the 2023 NFL Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select, RB, SaRodorick Thompson, Texas Tech University.

# ? Apr 10, 2023 23:50

Sataere: Jul 20, 2005; Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me

With the 61st pick, the Chicago Bears select Blake Freeland, OT/OG, BYU.

# ? Apr 11, 2023 20:31

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

*Drunk Roger Goodell voice*

With the 62ndth pick in the 2023 Goon NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select,
Sydney Brown, Safety, Illinois

# ? Apr 12, 2023 01:36

Kevino07: Oct 16, 2008

With the 63rd pick, the Kansas City Chiefs select Jonathan Mingo, WR, Mississippi

https://twitter.com/MathBomb/status/1645384197853306881

# ? Apr 12, 2023 10:34

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

with the 1st pick of the 3rd round, 64th pick overall, the Chicago Bears select
Derick Hall, Auburn

# ? Apr 12, 2023 12:53

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 65th pick of the NFL 2023 Draft, the Houston Texans select

Tucker Kraft TE South Dakota

# ? Apr 12, 2023 17:37

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

With the 66th pick, the Arizona Cardinals are taking Luke Wypler, Center/Guard, Ohio State.

# ? Apr 12, 2023 23:38

Afterbirth Aftermath: Aug 29, 2002

With the 67th & 68th, we taking

Jack Campbell, LB from Iowa

Clark Phillips 123, CB from ~~Ohio State~~ Utah

Afterbirth Aftermath fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Apr 13, 2023

# ? Apr 13, 2023 05:06

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

With the nicest pick of the draft, 69, the LA Rams select Cody Mauch, G/T, of North Dakota State University.

This man fucks.

# ? Apr 13, 2023 06:34

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

With the 70th pick of the 2023 Goon Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select, Julius Brents, Corner, Kansas State.

# ? Apr 13, 2023 14:32

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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With the 71st pick of the NFL Goon Draft, the New Orleans Saints pick Tuli Tuipulotu, Defensive End, USC.

# ? Apr 13, 2023 17:40

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

With the 72nd pick in the NFL Goon Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Sam Laporta, TE, Iowa

# ? Apr 13, 2023 19:45

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 73rd pick of the 2023 NFL draft, the Houston Texans select

Marvin Mims Jr WR Oklahoma

# ? Apr 13, 2023 20:23

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

With the

th pick of the Epic 2023 Goon Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Zach Harrison, EDGE, Ohio State

# ? Apr 13, 2023 20:30

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 75th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Atlanta Falcons select Jordan Battle, S, Alabama

# ? Apr 13, 2023 21:08

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

With the 76th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select Eli Ricks, CB, Alabama

# ? Apr 14, 2023 18:23

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

With the less nice pick of 77, the LA Rams select Darius Rush, CB, South Carolina Gamecocks (ok still nice)

thanks dolphins for this direct replacement

# ? Apr 15, 2023 05:06

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

With the 78th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Green Bay Packers select Keeanu Benton, IDL, Wisconsin.

# ? Apr 15, 2023 05:32

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 79th pick in the 2023 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Emil Ekiyor Jr, OG, Alabama

# ? Apr 15, 2023 15:39

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:06

Perry the Platypus: Aug 7, 2009

With the 80th pick in the 2023 goon draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Wanya Morris, OT, Tennessee

# ? Apr 15, 2023 17:14

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