|
oh drat now they have to rely on heaton to backup onana? cringe
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 11:09
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 29, 2024 17:50 |
|
|
No, they've signed some gangly Turkish lad from Fenerbahce
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 11:20
|
|
|
Yerdad’s finally got his big move?
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 12:15
|
|
|
TheRat posted:But that was not the question. Sancho does not and has not provide more than Antony. Looks like he has, in fact, provided more goals and more assists.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 13:20
|
|
|
Antony is the textbook definition of "decent tricksy winger who presses a bit", there are multiple identical people like him floating around Europe, and it's amazing that united paid ninety million quid for him. They'll probably go out and sign someone even worse next summer for a similar fee amidst fan whining of "the manager needs backing in the market" and "have you ever watched a man united game we don't have anyone for the right wing" for the 10th season in a row. Just waiting to see who, out of uhhhhhhh Trinciao, Stengs, or Chukwueze, has the biggest breakout season this year and that's probably who it will be. an_mutt fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Sep 7, 2023 |
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 14:03
|
|
|
Chukwueze can't get a game over Pulisic currently lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 15:44
|
|
|
Antony is also not some Jack Grealish type that provides a ton of shuttling and security and consistency if he’s not accumulating counting stats. He’s a dime a dozen winger that likes to run around a bit. I bet United wishes his name was Al-Tony so they could sell him to the Saudis for half of what they paid and call it
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 15:46
|
|
|
Gigi Galli posted:Chukwueze can't get a game over Pulisic currently lol Imho Pulisic is actually a really good player he just has the annoying American hype and made the grave mistake of signing for Chelsea These Dortmund guys need to stop signing for the legacy top PL clubs, just ban the practice
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 15:48
|
|
|
TheRat posted:Anyone claiming that Sancho has been better than Antony on the right side of the pitch has not watched either player play for Man Utd. tbf schroedinger's united signing rules also apply player joins: daylight robbery, might as well burn the money, a shitclown, a garbageman farting at windmills, like freddy adu and ali dia had a baby, wouldn't let him play for us for free player leaves: a generational talent destroyed by terrible management from a terrible club, I weep for him and beat my breast
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 17:33
|
|
|
gently caress Manchester United
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 17:41
|
|
A Buffer Gay Dude posted:Looking at some Advanced Stats (expected goals actually scored and expected assists actually made vs expected games played that were actually played) it looks like Antony is really bad. If you go a bit deeper into the hidden stats like cards received, it’s even worse. Lmao both of these players were like 100million pounds
|
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 20:37
|
|
|
EC10 posted:Lmao both of these players were like 100million pounds I'll take the under
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 20:39
|
|
|
Shrapnig posted:I'll take the under Yer the under 80 points
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 20:41
|
|
|
Total Meatlove posted:Yer the under 80 points Another 3rd place finish sounds pretty good right now tbh
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 21:03
|
|
|
pepe gone https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/07/arsenal-flop-nicolas-pepe-finally-agrees-move-away-from-the-club-19466121/
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 22:27
|
|
|
A Buffer Gay Dude posted:Imho Pulisic is actually a really good player he just has the annoying American hype and made the grave mistake of signing for Chelsea He had a horrible injury record and never developed any consistency. He was great in patches but that was it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 7, 2023 22:33
|
|
|
Bea Nanner posted:pepe gone Our long national nightmare is over
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 01:33
|
|
|
also an academy kid that probably wouldnt have made it got sold https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1699885547559453064
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 02:09
|
|
|
hadji murad posted:He had a horrible injury record and never developed any consistency. He was great in patches but that was it. Gonna be wild when that’s not a problem at Milan Lol https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-fc-injuries-pulisic-mount-kante-b1051257.html quote:
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 06:47
|
|
|
been trying to write a joke post for like five minutes using foo fighters or smiths songs, but the fact that loving jordan's physio is being trusted with $1B+ worth of cruciate ligaments will have to suffice
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 07:15
|
|
|
Big Brain Boehly recruiting medical staff using advanced stats such as “number of insta followers”
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 07:51
|
|
|
Eau de MacGowan posted:been trying to write a joke post for like five minutes using foo fighters or smiths songs, but the fact that loving jordan's physio is being trusted with $1B+ worth of cruciate ligaments will have to suffice It's times like these you wish you had a better knowledge of Foo Fighters song titles. My poor brain just doesn't work that way. Anyway, Chelsea fans will be up in arms when their players wind up spending everlong on the mend when they're trying to breakout of midtable mediocrity. Monkey wrench.
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 07:52
|
|
|
Yeah Pulisic and RLC will be learning to fly now.
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 08:02
|
|
|
Hoping to get the best of you but the injuries are everlong
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 08:31
|
|
|
There is a light that never goes out and it’s the occupied one above the physio room door.
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 09:33
|
|
|
Give Boehly some rope
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 10:02
|
|
|
I’m gunna see your left knee wrench One more midfielder on the bench I’ll never fix your ligament You’re getting sent on loan to Lens
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 10:07
|
|
|
sebzilla posted:It's times like these you wish you had a better knowledge of Foo Fighters song titles. My poor brain just doesn't work that way. At this point Chelsea aspire to mid-table mediocrity.
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 10:17
|
|
|
A Buffer Gay Dude posted:Gonna be wild when that’s not a problem at Milan sure, but did you consider that maybe they suffered 16 more injuries than any other club because they have 16 more players than any other club??
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 11:41
|
|
|
vyelkin posted:sure, but did you consider that maybe they suffered 16 more injuries than any other club because they have 16 more players than any other club?? I got another confession to make, I did.
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 13:01
|
|
|
Eau de MacGowan posted:been trying to write a joke post for like five minutes using foo fighters or smiths songs, but the fact that loving jordan's physio is being trusted with $1B+ worth of cruciate ligaments will have to suffice kante on the table i know, i know it's serious
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 13:07
|
|
|
webmeister posted:I’m gunna see your left knee wrench 
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 13:14
|
|
|
webmeister posted:I’m gunna see your left knee wrench
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 13:16
|
|
|
webmeister posted:I’m gunna see your left knee wrench
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 13:24
|
|
|
webmeister posted:I’m gunna see your left knee wrench
|
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 13:26
|
|
|
I do not mean to be so rude Still, I must speak frankly, Mr. Boehly Oh, give us your money E: So we check the news and we gravely read the scores All those players, all those wasters Where are they now? Havertz, Lukaku, And Barkley, Pulisic and Auba They were bought And then they sucked And then were sold No trophy this year I want to cry L.H.O.O.Q. fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Sep 9, 2023 |
|
#
?
Sep 8, 2023 23:48
|
|
|
Saudi transfer window is shut. Close thread and gas OP
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2023 00:20
|
|
|
mila kunis posted:gas OP Seems a bit harsh
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2023 07:27
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 29, 2024 17:50 |
|
|
See you all in January
|
|
#
?
Sep 9, 2023 07:58
|
|
