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Two pizzas on top of each other is , if thin crust, a Quesadilla, if not just a hosed up Quesadilla. A Calzone is sealed on all sides. Like my heart
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Jun 9, 2023 18:56
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If the topmost pizza was a stuffed crust pizza, and the crust was sliced just enough off the top to let the cheese leak out, so that the cheese that was stuffed in the crust melts and leaks out to form a seal with the lowermost pizza, does it then become a calzone?
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Jun 9, 2023 19:06
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deep dish peat moss posted:If the topmost pizza was a stuffed crust pizza, and the crust was sliced just enough off the top to let the cheese leak out, so that the cheese that was stuffed in the crust melts and leaks out to form a seal with the lowermost pizza, does it then become a calzone? This is just insane minutia, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Jun 9, 2023 19:08
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Science is all about the insane minutiae
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Jun 9, 2023 19:17
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deep dish peat moss posted:If the topmost pizza was a stuffed crust pizza, and the crust was sliced just enough off the top to let the cheese leak out, so that the cheese that was stuffed in the crust melts and leaks out to form a seal with the lowermost pizza, does it then become a calzone? i dont think cheese physics works in reality the way it works in your head. i think the result of this would just be called a "mess"
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Jun 9, 2023 19:23
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This isnt Science you buffoon This is FOOD This is LOVE tatse sensations
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Jun 9, 2023 19:24
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deep dish peat moss posted:If the topmost pizza was a stuffed crust pizza, and the crust was sliced just enough off the top to let the cheese leak out, so that the cheese that was stuffed in the crust melts and leaks out to form a seal with the lowermost pizza, does it then become a calzone? now i'm getting pissed off
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Jun 9, 2023 19:24
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So if I just wrap an entire whole pizza in sealed dough and bake it, that's a Calzone, right?
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Jun 9, 2023 19:27
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Wee posted:This isnt Science you buffoon Science has long ignored the question of the Minimum Viable Calzone and it's time for that to change.
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Jun 9, 2023 19:27
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Wait a minute, isn't a stuffed crust pizza already partially a calzone on its own?
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Jun 9, 2023 19:29
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I am but one man, it is my honor in true freedom to offer my own opinion to the masses. Let the people decide
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Jun 9, 2023 19:30
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deep dish peat moss posted:Wait a minute, isn't a stuffed crust pizza already partially a calzone on its own? if you stuff the bottom crust as well yeah you'd just have a calzone with a topping instead of a filling.
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Jun 9, 2023 19:36
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But the crust on its own is some kind of Calzonut
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Jun 9, 2023 19:37
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Calzone is like a big Xiaolongbao but full of pizza. It adheres to many of the same important rules.
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Jun 9, 2023 19:40
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OP how can you so fundamentally misunderstand what makes a calzone a calzone?
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Jun 10, 2023 01:16
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Funky See Funky Do posted:OP how can you so fundamentally misunderstand what makes a calzone a calzone? I started to post the pencilhands gif as a response to your question but then I remembered this isn’t a pencilhands thread.
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Jun 10, 2023 01:19
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Funky See Funky Do posted:OP how can you so fundamentally misunderstand what makes a calzone a calzone? I'm pushing new frontiers of calzone science here, getting to the truth of what makes a calzone a calzone.
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Jun 10, 2023 01:29
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I think it just becomes heartburn at that point
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Jun 10, 2023 01:47
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Funky See Funky Do posted:OP how can you so fundamentally misunderstand what makes a calzone a calzone? thinking at this point the op is deliberately trolling us
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:thinking at this point the op is deliberately trolling us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
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