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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > If you put a pizza upside down atop another pizza is it a calzone?
Which one is it?
A calzone
A sandwich
Just two pizzas
Goku
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 Is it a calzone, a sandwich, or just 2 pizzas? The poll is only multiple choice so that you can select Goku and a real answer do NOT select 2 real answers.

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:06
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Peggy Edson posted:

bread on top and bottom without sealing on either side is a sandwich op

What if you work the crust of one pizza over the crust of the other to create a seal?

* # ¿ Jun 8, 2023 17:53
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Earwicker posted:

if you are doing this with uncooked pizzas and actually merging the dough, then yea basically thats a calzone but you should still leave one side of it open or it would burst in a weird way while cooking, i think

if you are doing this with already cooked pizzas it will not work. you cant work a cooked crust into another one and make a seal

You could make the pizzas slightly different sizes, though.

* # ¿ Jun 8, 2023 21:00
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 If Pizza 1 is a calzone with a slot on the side, and you slide Pizza 2 (a pizza) into the slot, is it just a bigger calzone, or a calzone with a pizza inside of it?

* # ¿ Jun 8, 2023 21:04
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 If you slice a calzone open and unfurl it, does it become a pizza

* # ¿ Jun 8, 2023 21:05
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 If the topmost pizza was a stuffed crust pizza, and the crust was sliced just enough off the top to let the cheese leak out, so that the cheese that was stuffed in the crust melts and leaks out to form a seal with the lowermost pizza, does it then become a calzone?

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2023 19:06
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 Science is all about the insane minutiae

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2023 19:17
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 So if I just wrap an entire whole pizza in sealed dough and bake it, that's a Calzone, right?

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2023 19:27
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Wee posted:

This isnt Science you buffoon

This is FOOD

This is LOVE

tatse sensations

Science has long ignored the question of the Minimum Viable Calzone and it's time for that to change.

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2023 19:27
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 Wait a minute, isn't a stuffed crust pizza already partially a calzone on its own?

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2023 19:29
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

 But the crust on its own is some kind of Calzonut

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2023 19:37
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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Funky See Funky Do posted:

OP how can you so fundamentally misunderstand what makes a calzone a calzone?

I'm pushing new frontiers of calzone science here, getting to the truth of what makes a calzone a calzone.

* # ¿ Jun 10, 2023 01:29
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