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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

2023 SYNOPSES:

- bucs have throwbacks and baker mayfield
- saints have derek carr and all their guards died
- panthers drafted a small child i think
- the falcons

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Go Bucs!

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Falcons flying under the radar, gonna sink talons in some folks this year.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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All aboard the Carr Super Bowl bandwagon. Seats are limited, apply now!

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Falcons flying under the radar, gonna sink talons in some folks this year.

I dunno, it seems like there's been a lot of pundit talk about them being a dark horse division winner -- which I don't personally understand -- but I've seen a good amount of folks expecting either the Falcons or Saints to take the division.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

Hey Wampalord....any reason why we're having the draft in Week 4? :)

I just picked a placeholder date for as late as it would let me put it for now when I was reactivating the league and setting up stuff. That is not the draft date.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:hfive:

I will be celebrating each and every one of our six (6) wins this season!

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

WampaLord posted:

:hfive:

I will be celebrating each and every one of our six (6) wins this season!

And that's just divisional wins (the best wins)!

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
This sucks, he was having a good camp too.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1686479406645080065?s=20

I'd imagine they'll bring him along slow.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

All aboard the Carr Super Bowl bandwagon. Seats are limited, apply now!

Y’know I liked Carr but now I hope he sucks and is stupid and dumb and doesn’t do anything

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


the falcons are gonna suck like every year forever

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
The falcons will be drafting Caleb.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Joey Freshwater posted:

Y’know I liked Carr but now I hope he sucks and is stupid and dumb and doesn’t do anything

You, sir, are OFF THE TRAIN!

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

You, sir, are OFF THE TRAIN!

I WASNT ON IT IN THE FIRST PLACE ANYWAY

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
I hope the small child the Panthers adopted throws all the TDs

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
I tried to picture how I'd feel about this year's Saints team if they did some weird Giants-like run to the SB and slayed the Chiefs/Bills, and I guess I just can't suspend my disbelief that far because I don't feel a thing

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bryce Young is: Kid Quarterback, coming this fall to the Disney Channel

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Tampa: short of talent
Saints: short of cap
Falcons: short of hope
Panthers: Short

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

The Falcons will be really good at wearing teams down with the run. They might not win many games but it'll be fun and they'll make opposing teams really sore and tired for their next games. Most teams will lose the game after they play Atlanta. Kingmakers!, if you will...

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Sick catch by Thompkins who is like 5'8.

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1686753735081402368?s=20

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Thats some Brent Grimes rocket boots poo poo right there

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Gatdamn that was sweet.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

sexy tiger boobs posted:

The Falcons will be really good at wearing teams down with the run. They might not win many games but it'll be fun and they'll make opposing teams really sore and tired for their next games. Most teams will lose the game after they play Atlanta. Kingmakers!, if you will...

You can't run down 25. I mean, I guess you technically can.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

sexy tiger boobs posted:

The Falcons will be really good at wearing teams down with the run. They might not win many games but it'll be fun and they'll make opposing teams really sore and tired for their next games. Most teams will lose the game after they play Atlanta. Kingmakers!, if you will...

Gonna install the Wing T.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

This is it, this is the year the NFC South gets removed from television for being too disturbing for viewers

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Finally, we'll be free

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







About 40k tickets sold for panthers fan fest last night at Bank of America stadium.

Marshall has been having a very good camp. Likely number 2 with chark on the outside and thielen being the “quick/shifty” slot guy

https://twitter.com/jrodnfldraft/status/1686883620122742785?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
Andy Dalton looked really good at FanFest.

Bryce Young, too, but Dalton was uber aggressively slingin' it.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Why Your Team Sucks finally got to an NFCS team. I can't believe it took so long.

https://archive.ph/ua6Xw

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Saints signed Cam Jordan to a 2 year $27.5m deal. Should finish his career there now.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

wandler20 posted:

Saints signed Cam Jordan to a 2 year $27.5m deal. Should finish his career there now.

Now we just need to get him a ring

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Gruden sighting.

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1687497075309649925?s=20

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

All aboard the Carr Super Bowl bandwagon. Seats are limited, apply now!

the schadenfreude of derek carr making the super bowl thats in las vegas is just too enticing

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
3 game suspension

https://twitter.com/NOLAnews/status/1687532335372107791

Carolina up for Why Your Team Sucks

https://archive.ph/U4QaG

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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That’s pretty much what I expected. Not sure if the Goodell meeting helped or not, but probably so.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lmao announcing he’s reached a verdict like he’s some papal inquisitor or something

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 4, 2023

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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FizFashizzle posted:

Lmao announcing he’s reached a verdict like he’s some papal inquisitor or something

Ya gotta kiss Goodell’s ring.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ostentatious posted:

the schadenfreude of derek carr making the super bowl thats in las vegas is just too enticing
Now I want this to happen.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Now I want this to happen.

You know, I don’t. Weird.

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

FizFashizzle posted:

You know, I don’t. Weird.

Crazy, me either

(tho it would be funny)

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