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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Wednesday and you know what that means! It's Dynamite, and it's night one the annual Fyter Fest!* Not only that, but ALL IN is this weekend, so let's get to it!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1693110611528372650?s=20

Before The Elite have their respective grudge matches this Sunday, they have to first try and get by Bullet Club Gold's Juice Robinson** and The Gunns!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1693269153266741661?s=20

Before Sunday's Stadium Stampede, opposing rivals Jon Moxley and Rey Fenix will go one on one! Will we learn who The Blackpool Combat Club's mystery partners will be tonight?***

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1694395324364980372?s=20

Ahead of ALL IN's Coffin Match, Swerve Strickland and AR Fox will team up to take on Darby Allin and Nick Wayne! Will this match be a precursor to the violence we expect to see in the Coffin Match at ALL IN?

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1694365125636161651?s=20

The Ring of Honor World Tag Team titles are on the line as champions Aussie Open defend against former ROH Tag Team Champions The Hardys****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1694424271576256846?s=20

Last Friday on Rampage, Skye Blue teamed with the AEW Women's World Champion Hikaru Shida to defeat The Outcasts' Ruby Soho and Toni Storm. Now tonight, Skye has to take on Soho one on one. Will she be able to pull off the win, or will Soho get her revenge?



Also tonight:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1693435247621222708?s=20

Chris Jericho and Will Osprey will sign their contract for their match at ALL IN!*****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1693389950149181660?s=20

Renee Paquette will talk to AEW World Champion MJF ...

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1693405048603337102?s=20

... and talk to MJF's partner and ALL IN opponent Adam Cole!******

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1693420149531955594?s=20

Ahead of the third match of their trilogy, AEW World Tag Team Champions FTR will come face to face with The Young Bucks!

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1693776244922609731?s=20

And FTW World Champion Jack Perry******* promises to retire the FTW Championship tonight!********



*Did you see that the idiot who did Fyre Fest is looking to do another one?
**Please let Juice scream "KENNY!" at least once doing this match.
***Could've been you Regal. Could've been you.
****Did you forget they were once champions? I did!
*****You'd think you'd want to get that poo poo signed ASAP, Tony.
******They should've flipped the picture of Renee in this tweet.
*******"Jungle Boy", no more
********One of these days I'm going to post one of these threads without the use of auto-correct just so everyone can see what a horrible typist I am.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Fyre Fest II has sold out.

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

this is rampage baby

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I can't wait to see what shenanigans that little scamp Jack Perry gets up to next

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony
Took the kid to college last weekend. This is the first Dynamite in a while without him.

Y’all are the replacement.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

BDawg posted:

Took the kid to college last weekend. This is the first Dynamite in a while without him.

Y’all are the replacement.

Can I have $60 for... books?

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

explosivo posted:

Can I have $60 for... books?

Ftfy

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


You're like halfway there, keep trying!

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Weed. It's for weed.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

At the arena and this poo poo already loving owns

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

lamentable dustman posted:

At the arena and this poo poo already loving owns

Terry chants?

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Fight Or Fest? You decide. In the ring!!!

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


sick

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

The Taxman posted:

You're like halfway there, keep trying!

Gonna say, what kind of book only costs $120? That was a book when I was in college.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

I'm hoping we get to see an irish whip tonight! OOhhh, maybe even a clothesline!!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lol a book was $120 in 2002. each semester was close to a grand in them

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

neoaxd posted:

I'm hoping we get to see an irish whip tonight! OOhhh, maybe even a clothesline!!

Drop toe hold onto a chair and spinning toe holds

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
and then you got to sell it back at the end for $7 because there was a 'new edition'

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Remembering to watch even though the show stinks now

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

Pretend I could figure out how to send a sick Pic from my phone

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Sheldon seriously needs to get a clue.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

yea ok posted:

Remembering to watch even though the show stinks now

this guys a friggin troll

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



oh yeah baby. It's Ryback time

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

FOREVER

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

oh yeah baby. It's Ryback time

big guy big traps big arms setting off fire alarms

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
In memoriam
LIGHT THE FUSE

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Time for the worst minute in television: the one where I'm exposed to the Big Bang Theory before Dynamite starts

(rip the Funker)

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Terry :smith:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


:rip: Funker

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

THE
DOOKIE
MAN

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:smith:

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

explosivo posted:

Can I have $60 for... books?

same here (the books are full of drugs)

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming
Funk Master Flex

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
RIP one of the best to ever do it

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
WHAT

KENNY
:dance:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Ah yes the usual volume bottoming out as TBS switches from BBT to Dynamite

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

ahh the good show

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I had a vision:

Kenny doing the OWA to Cardblade.

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