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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005



W1 TV Maps:
https://twitter.com/506sports/status/1699451528761704738?s=20

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Sep 6, 2023

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Week 1, hell yeah!

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
lets have a great season without bad injuries!

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1699064153544286560?s=20
Purdy at 32 is a fun take.

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
We did it 😌

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Gonna watch the Thursday game in Vegas. Should be rad. :hellyeah:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
lmao

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1699084612369305614

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

the more you laugh at my friend, the more powerful he becomes. he trenchcoat will get blacker and longer, his heat level will reach "no bueno" and dare i say he'll add even more muscle during the inseason

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Don't make Russel spicy. You wouldn't like him when he's spiiiiiiiiicy.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I mean, Payton's not wrong. Russ has been huffing his own farts forever but really that's probably the worst crime you can lodge against him, so he never was more than a minor annoyance because he won football games. But now that he isn't his bullshit is like nails on a chalkboard.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

lol

I know they won't be, but I hope the '23 Broncos are at least half as funny as the '22 Broncos

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m ready for RedZone

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Mort is stepping away.

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1699096920424165655?s=46

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ah, respectfully fired

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Did he do something bad? Red flag anytime someone says they're taking time away to focus on their faith.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Nothing public at least. Just a big humble God fella.

MaximilianK
Jan 8, 2022
Love that new season smell

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I hope his cancer isn’t back. Mort rules.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Did he do something bad? Red flag anytime someone says they're taking time away to focus on their faith.

Hasn’t he been fighting very serious cancer for years now? I remember there were a few points where his appearance got real bad and people were concerned he was gonna be gone soon, but it also feels like that was forever ago…

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
here we go 0-17!

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



congratulations to everyone who managed to survive another offseason

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

T-Square
May 14, 2009

I am excited to watch the Detroit Lions demolish and humiliate Patrick Mahomes and the BBQ Chiefs

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/former-philadelphia-eagles-player-hugh-douglas-son-killed-in-crash-outside-atlanta/

quote:

A former Eagle is mourning the tragic loss of his son in a crash outside Atlanta, Georgia, on Monday.

Hugh Douglas, the son of Eagles Hall of Famer Hugh Douglas, was killed in the single-vehicle crash just after 5 p.m. in East Point, Georgia.

A spokesperson for the Georgia State Patrol says a car struck a power pole at Church Street and Linwood Avenue and overturned, killing the vehicle's two occupants.

Tuesday morning, Morehouse College confirmed the occupants were Douglas and his roommate and friend, Christion Files Jr. Both were members of the school's Class of 2025.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://x.com/raidercody/status/1699079419015692442?s=46&t=zT_I03vxpg3zsfxl4cf83A

Chandler Jones is on one

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

God I'm so nervous for this season.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Gonna watch the Thursday game in Vegas. Should be rad. :hellyeah:





I decided i'm throwing 20 bucks on the Lions at the bookie too

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Did he do something bad? Red flag anytime someone says they're taking time away to focus on their faith.

Wikipedia says he’s 71, so he might just be actually retiring.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

How is it Seth WIckersham is the only sports journalist who ever gets actually interesting inside information?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Seems significant.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1699121863425671499?s=20

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Now we'll see if Mahomes is a true star or if he's being carried by Tyreek Hill Travis Kelce

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Toney may be out too so Mahomes will be throwing to....Skyy Moore, MVS, Blake Bell, Justin Watson, Rashee Rice

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Mahomes out here injuring his teammates so he can show who he really is.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

drat I spoke too soon

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I assume he's definitely not playing on Thursday.
https://twitter.com/austingayle_/status/1699127852887859413?s=20

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Mahomes already with the excuses. When's he going to finally show us something?

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

LOINS!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
DA BEARS

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Titans are going to return to their dominant form
9-7 and a tie or something now I guess

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




lol at thinking that Allen is more creative or has a better arm than Mahomes.

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