NFL Week 3 Aftermath: Giants Look Purdy Bad

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Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

The Giants outscored the Arizona Cardinals 31-8 in the second half of their big comeback win.

They've been outscored 90-12 in the other 10 quarters they've played this year.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:20

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:49

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Imagine watching Danny Dimes against the Eagles in the playoffs last season and saying �Yep, let�s give this guy 40 million dollars� lmbo Schoen might be dumber than Gettleman.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:24

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

at the thread title

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:26

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

Pretty dominant game, weirdly non-dominant score, but I�ll take it.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:27

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Giants defence was pretty good.... Giants offence not so much

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:28

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Vote 5 stars for the thread title.

This wasn't too bad of a TNF game, even if Purdy looked off. 49ers need to adjust a tad more when it comes to blitzes. Otherwise happy with the win.

CMC and Deebo are god like.

edit: yeah honestly the giants defense was nothing to sneeze at. Also McFadden was all over the place.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:28

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

eh, Giants defense needs a ton of work, and they gave up a lot of yards on screen and short passes, especially in the first half.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:31

Barudak: May 7, 2007

I think the Giants might not be Super Bowl winners this year.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:31

Carillon: May 9, 2014

Thursday night so I can forgive here, but the niners offense seemed to have some troubles at times.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:32

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I missed most of the game but the Giants offense doesn't seem to be helping their defense out at all.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:32

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

i'm not sure there are many qb or rb who could do much behind the giants' o-line. i don't think daniel jones is as bad as most people think, but he's average at best and behind an o-line like that he's flat out awful.

better hope that o-line comes back soon.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:35

SpitztheGreat: Jul 20, 2005

IMO that was less about the Giants looking terrible and more about the 49ers just looking really strong. There's really no flaws for the 49ers, and the Giants right now are flawed, so the results were never in doubt. But as far as 18 point losses go, I've seen worse.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:38

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Averaging out their AAV salaries across 17 games:

Daniel Jones earned $2.7 million dollars tonight.
Brock Purdy earned $49,000.

E: Sam Darnold earned $265k.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Sep 22, 2023

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:43

Papercut: Aug 24, 2005; The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

The Niners had more YAC than the Giants had total yards lol

# ? Sep 22, 2023 05:08

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Averaging out their AAV salaries across 17 games:

Daniel Jones earned $2.7 million dollars tonight.
Brock Purdy earned $49,000.

E: Sam Darnold earned $265k.

In 2026 he will probably get a 300 million five year deal if he survives, so, here's to hoping for him.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 05:35

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

To me, I just saw a very mediocre (not terrible) Giants team get beaten by a very strong 49ers team. Defense was kind of okay (although the 3rd down play is very concerning) but the offensive line may now be missing 3/5 starters with Neal gone, and he wasn't actually good anyway. I desperately want to see Hyatt do more but he has no time to get downfield with how bad the line is. They're obviously not actually as good as the team that showed up in the second half of the Cards game but they're not as bad as the team that showed for the Cowboys and the first half of the Cards game. Also when Tyrod came into the game and ran a little bit I realized that Jones had barely run at all despite it being his strongest skill. Only 2 carries for 5 yards.

I hereby sentence them to 7-10 *bangs gavel*

# ? Sep 22, 2023 06:58

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Averaging out their AAV salaries across 17 games:

Daniel Jones earned $2.7 million dollars tonight.
Brock Purdy earned $49,000.

E: Sam Darnold earned $265k.

Brock needs to get on Danny Dimes' level.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 09:31

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

Barudak posted:

I think the Giants might not be Super Bowl winners this year.

their Super Bowl DVD will begin with a static screenshot of this post

# ? Sep 22, 2023 12:05

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

dan marino made 250k when he threw for 5,000 yards and 48 touchdowns in 1984. a year prior, dan fouts signed a six year contract worth roughly 6 million dollars. this sort of data was not of particular interest to the public at the time though it is a matter of public record. and today i look back at those qbs of yesteryear and say, "gimme dat! i'm just playin"

# ? Sep 22, 2023 13:33

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Cavauro posted:

dan marino made 250k when he threw for 5,000 yards and 48 touchdowns in 1984.

Tbf, this was offset by the fact that he never had to pay for any of the mountains of coke he did that year.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 13:53

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Cavauro posted:

"gimme dat! i'm just playin"

One of my favorite sketches

# ? Sep 22, 2023 16:19

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Armitage posted:

eh, Giants defense needs a ton of work, and they gave up a lot of yards on screen and short passes, especially in the first half.

A natural result of blitzing over 80% of the time including multiple zero blitzes. It worked honestly, 49ers probably should've and probably would've score 40+ points otherwise

Rogue Elephant posted:

To me, I just saw a very mediocre (not terrible) Giants team get beaten by a very strong 49ers team. Defense was kind of okay (although the 3rd down play is very concerning) but the offensive line may now be missing 3/5 starters with Neal gone, and he wasn't actually good anyway. I desperately want to see Hyatt do more but he has no time to get downfield with how bad the line is. They're obviously not actually as good as the team that showed up in the second half of the Cards game but they're not as bad as the team that showed for the Cowboys and the first half of the Cards game. Also when Tyrod came into the game and ran a little bit I realized that Jones had barely run at all despite it being his strongest skill. Only 2 carries for 5 yards.

I hereby sentence them to 7-10 *bangs gavel*

49ers don't play much man which is much easier to run against. And personally I would not want to try and carry the ball against Warner and Greenlaw

Cavauro posted:

dan marino made 250k when he threw for 5,000 yards and 48 touchdowns in 1984. a year prior, dan fouts signed a six year contract worth roughly 6 million dollars. this sort of data was not of particular interest to the public at the time though it is a matter of public record. and today i look back at those qbs of yesteryear and say, "gimme dat! i'm just playin"

738k in today money since I was curious

Play fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Sep 22, 2023

# ? Sep 22, 2023 17:29

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

The Giants' offensive coaching was so not prepared for that game. They knew they were going to get rocked up front and they didn't do much to mitigate it. Danny ain't great but it's hard for me to put much blame on him for that.

Defense kept them in the game, frankly. SF relied on some crazy long third down conversions to extend drives.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 17:54

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

yea, it seemed like all the planning was wrong. same with weeks 1 and 2.

i don't think i watched a single giants game last season, but did kafka seriously always come up with the wrong plan? i can't imagine he did given their record?

something seems very wrong with the whole coaching staff there.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:01

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

abelwingnut posted:

yea, it seemed like all the planning was wrong. same with weeks 1 and 2.

i don't think i watched a single giants game last season, but did kafka seriously always come up with the wrong plan? i can't imagine he did given their record?

something seems very wrong with the whole coaching staff there.

Yeah its weird because I dont think they do what they did last year with the roster as it was if the coaching was that... off. But this year the gameplanning seems... rough.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:05

Bellmaker: Oct 18, 2008; Chapter DOOF

Carillon posted:

Thursday night so I can forgive here, but the niners offense seemed to have some troubles at times.

Aiyuk being out didn�t help but yeah it�s TNF and the Giants D isn�t a complete disaster

# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:15

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

They still scored 30 points, too. Pretty good offense if that's a disappointing effort.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:49

Papercut: Aug 24, 2005; The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

They also had almost 450 yards of offense. The only place where the Niners offense really struggled was in the red zone.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 20:36

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Papercut posted:

They also had almost 450 yards of offense. The only place where the Niners offense really struggled was in the red zone.

McCaffrey had another touchdown in his hands too, before it got unluckily knocked out and they had to settle for the field goal. Plus the one where they were inside the five and did three pass plays in a row for some reason

So yeah easily could've been a 44 point day for the offense

e: 38. I'm bad at math

# ? Sep 22, 2023 21:39