Superbowl Week N/V for a few people and Offseason chat for the rest of us.

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Parallax: Jan 14, 2006

Hamlin will just have to live with the consolation prize of not being dead

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:24

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:51

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

CharlestheHammer posted:

I�m more upset your arguing Hamlin should be executed on the field for not coming back hard enough.

hosed up if you ask me

Haha

I get sensitive when bengals games are interrupted 😡

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:26

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Let's talk about charts instead

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:40

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The pages of arguing about the dumb vibes award runs together. Being obnoxious doesn't help you stand out from the crowd either.

Your the one being really obnoxious here so I don�t know why you are going this route

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:42

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The pages of arguing about the dumb vibes award runs together. Being obnoxious doesn't help you stand out from the crowd either.

Nice meltdown. Sounds like discussion boards aren�t your thing.

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:47

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

Let's talk about charts instead

somehow the panthers come off looking the worst in all of this

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:51

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

A solid argument could be made that the MVP voting order should be reversed and that the reverse order is more deserving.

Lamar had the lowest TD output by an MVP winner since...a long time ago.
Brock had the 2nd highest y/a ever. Also there were 4 other years that were comparable to his, all 4 won the MVP.
And Josh Allen had the most combined TDs in the league.
Dak Prescott was better than Lamar this year. But #2? LOLOLOLOL. And CMC 3rd makes sense either way.

Waltzing Along fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Feb 10, 2024

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:56

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Black Sunshine posted:

If I have a heart attack at work they're not going to give me an award for not dying and eventually coming back to work so I can make money.

In a previous career life, I watched a guy have a heart attack on the job and to show concern for his well-being, they wrote him up for leaving work without clocking out.

# ? Feb 10, 2024 19:57

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

LiquidFriend posted:

In a previous career life, I watched a guy have a heart attack on the job and to show concern for his well-being, they wrote him up for leaving work without clocking out.

What

# ? Feb 10, 2024 20:03

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Ornery and Hornery posted:

What

# ? Feb 10, 2024 20:06

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Ornery and Hornery posted:

What

Unauthorized heart attacks are a serious issue for a productive and harmonious workplace. With great thoughtfulness and effort, management supplied forms that employees can fill out to request time off for heart attacks, with at least two weeks prior notice*. The employee of note damaged the morale of his coworkers, and caused untold problems for scheduling and project throughput, all because of their selfish need to have a sudden heart attack.

*time off will be granted at management's discretion, filling out the proper form does not guarantee requested time off.

# ? Feb 10, 2024 20:28

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ort posted:

Not sure Damar is getting enough credit for overcoming the mental challenge of going back on the field to do something that literally killed him. Ah, medicine physically allowed him to play, but overcoming that mental challenge is a greater feat than even Alex Smith�s recovery. Not arguing his impact on the team though.

The doctors tried to convince Smith to let them amputate his leg because the infection was so bad they were concerned it would kill him. I think he faced some pretty serious mental challenges returning to football and I don�t think there�s any point in trying to decide which was greater.

# ? Feb 10, 2024 20:56

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

# ? Feb 10, 2024 20:56

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

^^^^^ hell yes

LiquidFriend posted:

In a previous career life, I watched a guy have a heart attack on the job and to show concern for his well-being, they wrote him up for leaving work without clocking out.

Are we sure that the NFL didn't withhold his game check when he almost died and fine him for daring to interrupt the game?

But yeah, America is pretty hosed up in a lot of ways. That's unchecked capitalism though and we're taught to worship that concept from birth.

# ? Feb 10, 2024 20:59

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/dellyfromdablok/status/1756182337946026422

lol she is not far off

# ? Feb 10, 2024 21:21

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

when you think about it Tee Higgins had to come back from thinking he did murdering someone. or I guess technically manslaughtering someone. still he killed a man. and he was back on the field the next week. he should of won last year's award

# ? Feb 10, 2024 21:27

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

I am drinking an ice cold beer

# ? Feb 10, 2024 21:31

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

indigi posted:

when you think about it Tee Higgins had to come back from thinking he did murdering someone. or I guess technically manslaughtering someone. still he killed a man. and he was back on the field the next week. he should of won last year's award

Do you know how many contenders we'd have if every year we threw in every football player that killed someone?

# ? Feb 10, 2024 21:34

Henrik Zetterberg: Dec 7, 2007

Mega64 posted:

These football charts are making less and less sense.

To be fair, these are making way more sense than random-rear end axis and helmets littered in random spots.

# ? Feb 10, 2024 21:44

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

kiimo posted:

https://twitter.com/dellyfromdablok/status/1756182337946026422

lol she is not far off

I would have followed you, my brother.... my captain..... my king

# ? Feb 10, 2024 21:49

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

SKULL.GIF posted:

Let's talk about charts instead

Like usual...the Ravens can't just have something.

Actually wait we might just have it here

# ? Feb 10, 2024 22:00

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The most balanced of Super Bowl teams.

# ? Feb 10, 2024 22:10

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Ornery and Hornery posted:

What

Yepppppp. The day I walked away from Logistics was one of the happiest days in my life.

# ? Feb 10, 2024 22:13

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Pron on VHS posted:

Because it’s fun to argue about sports. Why else do we post here?

To argue about whose posting is worse it's Shinjobi

# ? Feb 10, 2024 23:12

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Roasted Donut posted:

AB did abandon an additional return TD in order to kick the Browns punter in the face

That was multiverse AB coming back in time to even the score for Myles Garret winning DPOY while trailing TJ in every statistical category except double team win rate, which somehow yielded 5 less sacks

# ? Feb 11, 2024 00:07

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

SKULL.GIF posted:

Let's talk about charts instead

That Broncos SB50 team could turn any opposing offense into a down and dirty slugfest. I'm not at all surprised the offense itself compares so badly either :laffo:

# ? Feb 11, 2024 00:15

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

https://www.instagram.com/champagnepapi/p/C3LsP3HOHRQ/

Feeling good about the 49ers chances.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 00:48

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Ornery and Hornery posted:

What

Wouldn't be surprised if insurance rejected the claim due to no pre-approval.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 04:28

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Parallax posted:

Hamlin will just have to live with the consolation prize of not being dead

# ? Feb 11, 2024 05:12

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

SKULL.GIF posted:

Let's talk about charts instead

Defensive mastermind Dan Quinn better hope he can get shanahan as an OC again

# ? Feb 11, 2024 13:14

DeimosRising: Oct 17, 2005; �Hola SEA!

indigi posted:

e: it's really funny that he closed out his career with back to back Postseason DNP rings

That�s gonna be a very tough trivia question in a decade or so

# ? Feb 11, 2024 17:25

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

We're holding a Weird Super Bowl prop bets contest.

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FREE to play, winner gets this $25 Dominos gift card I don't want

# ? Feb 11, 2024 17:25

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Miami baby what is you doin

https://x.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1756702437866455512?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

# ? Feb 11, 2024 17:30

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i hope that happens so ppl have to resort to laughing at the second highest paid qb not playing again

# ? Feb 11, 2024 17:31

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Parallax posted:

Hamlin will just have to live with the consolation prize of not being dead

They also named the ambulance after him.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 17:40

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Parallax posted:

Hamlin will just have to live with the consolation prize of not being dead

Also having a much bigger name than he would have otherwise, and the opportunity to leverage that once his playing days are done.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 17:48

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Whoa! I think the Eagles should take [PLAYER] or [DRAFT PICK] so Reddick can come to [TEAM].

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1756725202254508076

# ? Feb 11, 2024 18:05

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

What if he wants to play with Gannon in Arizona

# ? Feb 11, 2024 18:10

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Mega64 posted:

What if he wants to play with Gannon in Arizona

Did he leave there on good terms?

The real interesting move would be going to San Fran to work with Wilkes again. They crossed paths in Arizona.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 18:20

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:51

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Who's making the GDT?

# ? Feb 11, 2024 18:22

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