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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > When you GIS "crochet tattoo" (NSFW)
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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

 My gf likes to crochet and wanted ideas for a tattoo. Well, she googled "crochet tattoo" and found something interesting...
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/RiJEn9L.jpeg
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/P0A4gOl.jpeg
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/i4w8nu2.jpeg

There's even a coffin/bodybag for it?
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/w7PxPnr.jpeg
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/ftWIEO2.jpeg

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
What in the sam hell have you unleashed op

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Zombies magazine
Oct 17, 2005

Firmly grasp the :kazooieass:

 lookin good op, is it comfortable?

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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Honestly?
Same tbh

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Seth Pecksniff posted:

What in the sam hell have you unleashed op
I have carried the burden of knowing this exists for far to long. I must share, for my own sanity.


Zombies magazine posted:

lookin good op, is it comfortable?
Honestly I'd wear it if It was anything like the blanket my gf made for me. That thing is cozy as gently caress.

EDIT: mods, please change my name to "Crochet Bonerlord", tia

Spandex Bonerlord fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Mar 28, 2024

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 google results getting worse and worse, not a single tattoo to be seen in those images

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
 Are the tattoos under the crochet?

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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Word

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Gimmick Poster
Aug 29, 2006
Don't look at your carpet; I drew something awful on it
Top quality post/username combo, OP.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Your gf seems pretty cool op

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
GBS about to reach horney levels only previously dreamed of

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Nooner posted:

GBS about to reach horney levels only previously dreamed of

nah, they’re into hippos these days

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Nooner posted:

GBS about to reach horney levels only previously dreamed of

Watching this thread like a hawk

no horny on my watch! :toughguy:

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I gotta say this has me feeling out of the loop.

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 username post

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Watching this thread like a hawk

no horny on my watch! :toughguy:

:haibrower:

You have my report button

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Watching this thread like a hawk

no horny on my watch! :toughguy:

Keep it tucked, boys!



(Still trying to see where the "tattoo" part comes in.)

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Watching this thread like a hawk

no horny on my watch! :toughguy:

hawk-watch this :kazooieass:

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HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Wasn’t this in Fashion SWAT?

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I never knew I wanted this

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 drat, boy, lemme take you home and wrap you up like a tea cozy.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spandex Bonerlord posted:

My gf likes to crochet and wanted ideas for a tattoo. Well, she googled "crochet tattoo" and found something interesting...
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/RiJEn9L.jpeg
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/P0A4gOl.jpeg
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/i4w8nu2.jpeg

There's even a coffin/bodybag for it?
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/w7PxPnr.jpeg
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/ftWIEO2.jpeg

man that is way different than a crotchet tattoo!

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

 That looks pretty comfortable though.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

That looks pretty comfortable though.

looks gently caress nice, but it isn't a tattoo?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I don’t think yarn and loving should ever be combined

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I don’t think yarn and loving should ever be combined

look at this guy who never had sisters

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

look at this guy who never had sisters

That’s right I’m an only child but also :chloe:

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

That’s right I’m an only child but also :chloe:

I know buddy.

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
it would be funny to see mister goatse pull his butthole open while wearing one of these

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
it would be funny to see a crotch tattoo

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Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

 can't say i expected to see a crochet gimp suit today

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Before my great grandma died, she too knit herself a cocoon to lay in.

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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


 good on him for not making the crochet wang cover not gigantic. he has no need to compensate.

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

 neato

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
like, a long time ago, I went to fetish clubs a lot with friends, saw many interesting things, but never a wooly knitted gimp suit with a meat pocket. truly the internet is wonderous.

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

 awww yeah cram your yarn rod up my fuzz hole

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The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Yes.


Yesss!

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I learned to crochet last year and I have to say that is quite a bit of effort they put in there

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
 any idea what sort of yarn they use? could be very itchy but maybe that's part of the appeal

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






 New fetish unlocked: wool allergy extreme itch denial

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