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"Do you think that Melba would have been a witches cat?" "Doesn't Melba smell like a baby?" "Can we tell everyone about Melba's toe beans?" "Do you think that Melba wants to come to the shops with us?" "Does Melba want to go and see the Easter Bunny?" These are completely ridiculous and hypothetical questions. I'm not interested in languishing inside of these indulgent hypotheticals.
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sounds like Melba already is a witch's cat OP
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Mar 29, 2024 03:24
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indulge your wife op. she loves you and your cat companion
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Mar 29, 2024 03:26
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:indulge your wife op. she loves you and your cat companion Do you have a picture of the cat in question? We can help you answer those questions.
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Mar 29, 2024 03:32
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Yeah, it sounds like your wife has a lot of doubts about this cat, sorry.
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Mar 29, 2024 03:36
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Poohs Packin posted:"Do you think that Melba would have been a witches cat?" Seems like telling people about your cats toe beans would actually be pretty easy op
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Mar 29, 2024 03:36
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:sounds like Melba already is a witch's cat OP she is sort of a witchy lady, shes got a luigi board
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Mar 29, 2024 04:18
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Poohs Packin posted:"Do you think that Melba would have been a witches cat?" Yes Yes Yes Probably Only to hunt These are easy OP, up your pet having game, shame.
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Mar 29, 2024 04:19
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syntaxfunction posted:Yes op is a bad husband, a bad pet owner, and a bad poster (? tbd)
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Mar 29, 2024 04:22
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Anderson Koopa posted:Do you have a picture of the cat in question? We can help you answer those questions. Temporary solution whilst we cut down and hemmed the cloth cone so she wouldn't trip over it like an IDIOT. 
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Mar 29, 2024 04:22
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I love her
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Mar 29, 2024 04:26
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Poohs Packin posted:Temporary solution whilst we cut down and hemmed the cloth cone so she wouldn't trip over it like an IDIOT. Yes to the witch bit and the toe beans. No to the shops / Easter Bunny. Too hard to call about the smell.
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Mar 29, 2024 04:26
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Poohs Packin posted:"Can we tell everyone about Melba's toe beans?" I'm listening
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Mar 29, 2024 04:28
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:I love her We just wiped out a chunk of our emergency fund saving her life after she ate something she wasn't supposed to and I'd spend the money again (touch wood) edit: It was a nerf dart that our niece was playing with.
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Mar 29, 2024 04:33
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Poohs Packin posted:We just wiped out a chunk of our emergency fund saving her life after she ate something she wasn't supposed to and I'd spend the money again (touch wood) lol cats stay winning
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Mar 29, 2024 04:34
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Poohs Packin posted:Temporary solution whilst we cut down and hemmed the cloth cone so she wouldn't trip over it like an IDIOT. 10/10 cat, would be likely be very-involved in foul occult rituals
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Mar 29, 2024 04:36
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melba_toast
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Mar 29, 2024 04:51
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Poohs Packin posted:Temporary solution whilst we cut down and hemmed the cloth cone so she wouldn't trip over it like an IDIOT. fuckin dope rear end tortie
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Mar 29, 2024 04:55
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Melpa (with an upside-down b) is Milkypostman's Emacs Lisp Package Archive I would check with your wife to be absolutely sure that your cat is not an agent of a much stranger, perhaps more sinister influence. 
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Mar 29, 2024 05:08
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cat’s don’t believe in software, op. free or otherwise
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Mar 29, 2024 05:17
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Babies smell like HER
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Mar 29, 2024 05:30
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She was named by SA user Satan's Onion. I promised this user a gift but then life got crazy and I forgot so if you're out there PM me your deets and I'll mail you a melba themed present from Australia.
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Mar 29, 2024 05:34
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I ask questions all the time anout my cat, just answer the drat questions, op. Here's my usuals. Why is he such a goblin? Why does he look so sad? Why is he so smelly? What is wrong with him? Do you think he has any idea what's going on? Do you think he misses us? How can he be so dumb? Does he have a clue how handsome he is? etc.
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Mar 29, 2024 05:55
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Grey Cat posted:I ask questions all the time anout my cat, just answer the drat questions, op. Well thanks for stealing the list of questions I ask the mirror every morning, I guess
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Mar 29, 2024 06:01
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Odd that she asks why Melba smells like a baby but not why is Melba a baby? Perhaps it just hasn't occurred to her yet.
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Mar 29, 2024 06:07
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"Did the cat piss on anything today?" was a daily question for a while. Also "Does this smell like cat piss to you?"
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Mar 29, 2024 06:07
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Captain Hygiene posted:Well thanks for stealing the list of questions I ask the mirror every morning, I guess 
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Mar 29, 2024 06:09
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Ask cat unanswerable questions about wife. Turnabout is fair play.
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Mar 29, 2024 06:13
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Busters posted:Ask cat unanswerable questions about wife. This is smart.
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Mar 29, 2024 06:37
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Odd that she asks why Melba smells like a baby but not why is Melba a baby? Perhaps it just hasn't occurred to her yet. Oh she opened the shower door to tell me that "Melba is a baby" the other day.
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Mar 29, 2024 06:38
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My ex used to discuss with me whether we'd have to teach our cat to drive when she turned 16Poohs Packin posted:Oh she opened the shower door to tell me that "Melba is a baby" the other day. This is correct, and true
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Mar 29, 2024 07:03
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Grey Cat posted:I ask questions all the time anout my cat, just answer the drat questions, op. Captain Hygiene posted:Well thanks for stealing the list of questions I ask the mirror every morning, I guess lol Also, based on your wife's dumb questions, divorce wife, marry cat. Tell ex-wife she can still be a part of the picture, but she would have to be an outdoor wife from now on.
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Mar 29, 2024 07:05
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She's already a sort of free-range wife. This isn't any sort of insinuation about open marriage she just likes going outside.
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Mar 29, 2024 11:04
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What is your cat's opinion on the Bible and God
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Mar 29, 2024 11:14
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jenny looselocks goes walkabout
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Mar 29, 2024 11:17
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toe beans! toe beans!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What is your cat's opinion on the Bible and God She screams at us when we hug and is obsessed with bathing and bedtimes. Im pretty sure shes a Wahabbist.
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Mar 29, 2024 11:33
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still haven't told us about those beans op. you're slacking here.
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Mar 29, 2024 12:17
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Melba absolutely wants to meet the Easter Bunnies
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les enfants Terrific! posted:still haven't told us about those beans op. you're slacking here. melbas got lil beans the bottoms of her feet grow out over the beans sometimes and we have to shave the bottoms of her feet so she doesn't skid out on the tile.
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