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"Do you think that Melba would have been a witches cat?" "Doesn't Melba smell like a baby?" "Can we tell everyone about Melba's toe beans?" "Do you think that Melba wants to come to the shops with us?" "Does Melba want to go and see the Easter Bunny?" These are completely ridiculous and hypothetical questions. I'm not interested in languishing inside of these indulgent hypotheticals.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:sounds like Melba already is a witch's cat OP she is sort of a witchy lady, shes got a luigi board
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Anderson Koopa posted:Do you have a picture of the cat in question? We can help you answer those questions. Temporary solution whilst we cut down and hemmed the cloth cone so she wouldn't trip over it like an IDIOT. 
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:I love her We just wiped out a chunk of our emergency fund saving her life after she ate something she wasn't supposed to and I'd spend the money again (touch wood) edit: It was a nerf dart that our niece was playing with.
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She was named by SA user Satan's Onion. I promised this user a gift but then life got crazy and I forgot so if you're out there PM me your deets and I'll mail you a melba themed present from Australia.
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Busters posted:Ask cat unanswerable questions about wife. This is smart.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Odd that she asks why Melba smells like a baby but not why is Melba a baby? Perhaps it just hasn't occurred to her yet. Oh she opened the shower door to tell me that "Melba is a baby" the other day.
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She's already a sort of free-range wife. This isn't any sort of insinuation about open marriage she just likes going outside.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What is your cat's opinion on the Bible and God She screams at us when we hug and is obsessed with bathing and bedtimes. Im pretty sure shes a Wahabbist.
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les enfants Terrific! posted:still haven't told us about those beans op. you're slacking here. melbas got lil beans the bottoms of her feet grow out over the beans sometimes and we have to shave the bottoms of her feet so she doesn't skid out on the tile.
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Mar 29, 2024 12:32
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Some supervised cone-free time on her favourite rug. 
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Mar 29, 2024 13:48
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:This brush does wonders for keeping kitty's fur untangled: Thanks! Weve got one and shes not a fan but I make sure to get her little armpits and ruff or else she gets matted. Shes fortunately very tolerant of brushing and will hop on the table if you tap a brush.
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Trying to imagine what would happen if I tried to shave my cat’s little feet. I would probably need a transfusion due to blood loss. Melba is a precious angel. Shes the sweetest, most gentle creature. Shes also been very affectionate since her surgery. I hope on some level she knows we saved her life and is grateful.
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DrSunshine posted:What is Melba's solution to the Goldbach conjecture? The answer to all of these is wet food at 830pm and no later.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Does your cat like Kenny Chesny She likes 311
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verbal enema posted:your cat sucks No she doesnt
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Smugworth posted:your cat called me a slur "Slut" isnt a slur thats just how she talks
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Mar 30, 2024 16:01
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Smugworth posted:The cat is a chud and voted for Trmup She is not an American Citizen but shes frightened of men who are larger than me. Trump is 6'2, 240lbs last time i checked.
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covidstomper58 posted:Why don't you axe what Melba wants? Lmao shes a lil pop tart
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Toxic Mental posted:Your wife sounds kinda weird TOO LATE MARRIED HER
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HJE-Cobra posted:That cat definitely looks like a witch's cat She has a small cauldron and broomstick next to the bed lol im basically her and melbas thrall.
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Smugworth posted:I believe in the kink community thrall is equivalent to "paypig" Paying all household bills on time got me bricked up.
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