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Get on the grind set. gently caress the boss to get ahead. Hang in there. Blackmail is an effective tool. Work smarter not harder. It's important that the boss can see you busy to justify their existence, so no you don't get to work at home. You should do uber/doordash etc. during your lunch break. Don't get sick, getting sick can be expensive. AI might not be as good as you, but it also doesn't ask for time off or nearly as much money. edit: Just to be clear that's working for doordash not ordering it. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 20:54 on May 5, 2024 |
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nice try FBI
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May 5, 2024 05:56
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i dont have a boss i think but i do get threatening emails time to time
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May 5, 2024 06:07
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I work from home and I get paid way too much. Theory busted
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May 5, 2024 06:10
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Working smarter not harder is real and a good idea OP
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May 5, 2024 06:15
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I got my last several jobs because I'm a likable white guy who knows people in higher positions than me that have gotten me jobs because I'm a likable white guy and I'm way out of my depth but nobody cares because I'm a likable white guy So yeah I dunno it has worked for me so far. I think more people just need to be more of a likable white guy
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May 5, 2024 06:17
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jobs are for idiots and deadbeats.
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May 5, 2024 06:42
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Everything you just described is meritocracy though, OP 
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Devils Affricate posted:Everything you just described is meritocracy though, OP The best posters are the ones who should be doing the posting while the rest fight for their entertainment.
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Duck and Cover posted:The best posters are the ones who should be doing the posting while the rest fight for their entertainment. I'm going to say what everyone else is thinking: what happened buddy talk to us about it
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May 5, 2024 06:59
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I'm glad meritocracy isn't real cause I'm pretty loving useless tbh.
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syntaxfunction posted:I'm glad meritocracy isn't real cause I'm pretty loving useless tbh.
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May 5, 2024 08:39
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yeah, high school was rough, op.
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May 5, 2024 11:23
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What we live in is more like an Idiocracy!
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if you got a dumb rear end co-worker, like i mean just like frequently loving poo poo up real real bad, is it ethical to leave them enough rope to hang themselves and let them get fired cause I’ve done that a few times and that’s always a good opp to be like “hey I’m gonna be doing X Y n Z now that so-and-so isn’t here so I need like $200 more a week, let’s make that happen” not so much working my way up as giving the idiots the tools to work they way down nawmean
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May 5, 2024 13:58
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Just be born rich. Easy peasy.
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I didn't get that far in your post, but yeah! gently caress the boss! No gods, no masters!
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If this isn't a meritocracy, explain Matt Gaetz! Clearly his resume of "being born" and "using his name to get out of DUIs" is exactly what Alexander Hamilton meant when he said, "The best will rise above their station, that's what I was taught, and if we pick the wrong leaders we throw away our shot!" I defy anyone to look at Matt Gaetz's handsome face, listen to his powerful speaking style, and think for even a moment that he's a bubble-faced loving moron who would struggle to manage a gas station who got his position entirely due to nepotism and his disgusting, disgusting loving dad.
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JonathonSpectre posted:If this isn't a meritocracy, explain Matt Gaetz! Best av, av text, and post combo in a while. Knuckles.
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May 5, 2024 15:36
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I mean there are some pretty dumb folks out there.
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I remember the first time I met a dumb jock frat boy from Harvard, and I was like, wow, I've been lied to my whole life.
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You gotta organize then the boss gotta give you a ride cause your contract it does matter how incompetent you are, it is truly the American Dream
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Maybe you just don't have any merit op. Just a thought
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BUG JUG posted:Maybe you just don't have any merit op. I don't but it's okay I don't want to work.
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I figured this out at 16 when I started working. Like, hey, how come all those ~private school~ kids are so slow and do so little and also they're all apparently dumb as rocks and they seek rear end-kissing praise for moving one bag of leaves. It's like they think they get full credit just for showing up--OOOoOHHHHHH Then later I started working in the suburbs and OH MY GOD
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ProperCauldron posted:I figured this out at 16 when I started working. Like, hey, how come all those ~private school~ kids are so slow and do so little and also they're all apparently dumb as rocks and they seek rear end-kissing praise for moving one bag of leaves. It's like they think they get full credit just for showing up--OOOoOHHHHHH Hey rude! I like how private schools cost so much and then will harass you forever asking for more.
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redshirt posted:I remember the first time I met a dumb jock frat boy from Harvard, and I was like, wow, I've been lied to my whole life. every elite university everywhere is filled with really smart kids and really really stupid ones.
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Duck and Cover posted:Get on the grind set. gently caress the boss to get ahead. Hang in there. Blackmail is an effective tool. Work smarter not harder. It's important that the boss can see you busy to justify their existence, so no you don't get to work at home. You should do uber/doordash etc. during your lunch break. Don't get sick, getting sick can be expensive. AI might not be as good as you, but it also doesn't ask for time off or nearly as much money. Just to be clear that's working for doordash not ordering it.
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The Management posted:I work from home and I busted ftfy
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NoiseAnnoys posted:every elite university everywhere is filled with really smart kids and really really stupid ones. Even MIT?
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redshirt posted:Even MIT? MIT knows the game, they can't jocksports with nerds, the rowing team needs beef not brains.
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NoiseAnnoys posted:every elite university everywhere is filled with really smart kids and really really stupid ones. Yeah, then you go into white collar professions and realise smart / hardworking doesn't get you any further and it's vibes based management all the way to the top
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I’m glad meritocracy is a lie because I have very few merits.
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May 5, 2024 23:17
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have you tried moving to rapture op?
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Ofc meritocracy is a lie thats why my success strategy is trying to become a drug dealer to celebrities
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Bad Purchase posted:have you tried moving to rapture op? Well they do call me Big Daddy.
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Mistle posted:MIT knows the game, they can't jocksports with nerds, the rowing team needs beef not brains. What if they had an eSports SEC?
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just work hard to develop yourself to be technically proficient, make yourself useful for your employer, try to be a team player and don’t expect too much we’re all just earning some money to live including the business owners they don’t really want to work either
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Of course the meritocracy is real, you'd get better results if you were more skilled at complaining
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So I had this high pressure job way up at this big company and they hire this guy who looks like Christian Bale. Just the whole package, 6'3, jacked but not overly so, dressed like a G, slicked backed hair, and so on. Quality resume on paper, but he was either dumb as poo poo, OR, realized how hot he was and we'd all just work for him. So I did all his work, of course, hating the system and THE MAN.
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