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Hmmmm the master stood up, I bet we are going for a walk. I can't wait to look for food in the bushes. Just gonna jam my snout into some shrubs, smells like someone tossed half a sandwich in there, better eat it.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 17:50 |
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# ? Jul 6, 2024 15:53 |
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(dies)
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 17:50 |
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hmm it's been 5 minutes since I last sniffed a penis/vagina/rear end in a top hat, time to fix that
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 17:51 |
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Time sleep again hell yeah
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 17:57 |
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Saalkin posted:Time sleep again hell yeah this is the "we are dogs" thread, not "we are cats" thread
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 17:58 |
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Tries to eat anything that could be food, just in case it is food.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:02 |
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should i poop here?? or here??? maybe over there??? *spins 3 times* hmmmm not quite right
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:05 |
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Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No. Are they home yet? No.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:05 |
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I think ill have a shoe appetizer before the main course of my own poo poo
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:06 |
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gonna cry for the 9 hours a day that im alone out the open windows for the whole neighbourhood to hear
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:06 |
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Yeah I'm an 18lb dachshund gently caress you any animal I see wanna fight about it??
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:07 |
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my name is Mr Bubs.... yeah that's right, the one from the video. you best watch yourself buddy.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:09 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gonna cry for the 9 hours a day that im alone out the open windows for the whole neighbourhood to hear Oh hey you live near me. I shall also bark in solidarity.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:11 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gonna cry for the 9 hours a day that im alone out the open windows for the whole neighbourhood to hear
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:11 |
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Seems like a good time to sit and pant with my boner out
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:13 |
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I wish my owner would stop trying to get me to skateboard for youtube
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:13 |
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ITT we are dogs posting on Nextdoor Saw the mailman today. At least I think it was him. His shirt was different and he had a hat on. I hate hats. A guy with a hat yelled at me once so now I hate all males in hats. Look it's just how I feel, I'm sorry if it's "offensive" FeeFee. Anyway, bark if you see something.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:13 |
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someone sniff my rear end
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:18 |
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*gets really mad when face is lightly blown on*
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:22 |
I drank a puddle and completely unrelated to that I am pooping absolutely foul smelling liquid. I better drink another puddle.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:29 |
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*gets eaten by RFK*
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:31 |
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BALL
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:32 |
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meow
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:36 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:*gets eaten by RFK* And child Obama lmao
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:37 |
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Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay bow wow yippee yo yippee yay
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:45 |
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i did an ocular patdown on him
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 18:57 |
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welp, time to lick my balls again!
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:08 |
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*sniffs everything* *growls at everything that moves*
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:13 |
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what a nice big pile of leaves...it would be a shame for me to PISS AND POOP on it lmao
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:17 |
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arf arf lechuck
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:17 |
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Ahh, 7PM. Time to look out the window and bark at nothing in particular.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:21 |
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I saw a table that wasn't there before. no idea what the hell is going on here. I tried sniffing it, tapdancing, barking at it and howling uncontrollably, and nothing is working. I'm going to try sniffing it and tapdancing again but beyond that I'm out of ideas. open to suggestions
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:25 |
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Anybody want to stop by dog world tonight
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:27 |
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Hi guys gently caress you I'm a cat lol
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:27 |
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"woof"
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:27 |
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Cubone posted:I saw a table that wasn't there before. no idea what the hell is going on here. I tried sniffing it, tapdancing, barking at it and howling uncontrollably, and nothing is working. I'm going to try sniffing it and tapdancing again but beyond that I'm out of ideas. open to suggestions Mind if I give it a sniff? *sniffs the air*
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:27 |
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LazyDivey posted:Hi guys gently caress you I'm a cat lol *sniffs you*
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:28 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:welp, time to lick my empty ballsack again!
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:28 |
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Yup the ol’ butthole is pretty clean now, better go give the human a kiss
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:30 |
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# ? Jul 6, 2024 15:53 |
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That's me in the corner.... the shy dog.
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# ? Jul 3, 2024 19:31 |