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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hmmmm the master stood up, I bet we are going for a walk. I can't wait to look for food in the bushes. Just gonna jam my snout into some shrubs, smells like someone tossed half a sandwich in there, better eat it.

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
(dies)

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hmm it's been 5 minutes since I last sniffed a penis/vagina/rear end in a top hat, time to fix that

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Time sleep again hell yeah

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Saalkin posted:

Time sleep again hell yeah

this is the "we are dogs" thread, not "we are cats" thread

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Tries to eat anything that could be food, just in case it is food.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

should i poop here?? or here??? maybe over there???

*spins 3 times*

hmmmm not quite right

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

Are they home yet?

No.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I think ill have a shoe appetizer before the main course of my own poo poo

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

gonna cry for the 9 hours a day that im alone out the open windows for the whole neighbourhood to hear

Springfield Fatts
May 24, 2010
Pillbug
Yeah I'm an 18lb dachshund gently caress you any animal I see wanna fight about it??

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my name is Mr Bubs.... yeah that's right, the one from the video. you best watch yourself buddy.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

gonna cry for the 9 hours a day that im alone out the open windows for the whole neighbourhood to hear

Oh hey you live near me. I shall also bark in solidarity.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

gonna cry for the 9 hours a day that im alone out the open windows for the whole neighbourhood to hear

:hmmyes:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Seems like a good time to sit and pant with my boner out

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I wish my owner would stop trying to get me to skateboard for youtube

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
ITT we are dogs posting on Nextdoor

Saw the mailman today. At least I think it was him. His shirt was different and he had a hat on. I hate hats. A guy with a hat yelled at me once so now I hate all males in hats. Look it's just how I feel, I'm sorry if it's "offensive" FeeFee.

Anyway, bark if you see something.

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
someone sniff my rear end

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*gets really mad when face is lightly blown on*

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I drank a puddle and completely unrelated to that I am pooping absolutely foul smelling liquid.

I better drink another puddle.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

*gets eaten by RFK* :D

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
BALL

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


meow

Springfield Fatts
May 24, 2010
Pillbug

Flowers for QAnon posted:

*gets eaten by RFK* :D

And child Obama lmao

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay bow wow yippee yo yippee yay

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i did an ocular patdown on him

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
welp, time to lick my balls again!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
*sniffs everything*

*growls at everything that moves*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what a nice big pile of leaves...it would be a shame for me to PISS AND POOP on it lmao

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


arf arf lechuck

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Ahh, 7PM. Time to look out the window and bark at nothing in particular.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I saw a table that wasn't there before. no idea what the hell is going on here. I tried sniffing it, tapdancing, barking at it and howling uncontrollably, and nothing is working. I'm going to try sniffing it and tapdancing again but beyond that I'm out of ideas. open to suggestions

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Anybody want to stop by dog world tonight

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.



Hi guys gently caress you I'm a cat lol

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
"woof"

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Cubone posted:

I saw a table that wasn't there before. no idea what the hell is going on here. I tried sniffing it, tapdancing, barking at it and howling uncontrollably, and nothing is working. I'm going to try sniffing it and tapdancing again but beyond that I'm out of ideas. open to suggestions

Mind if I give it a sniff? *sniffs the air*

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

LazyDivey posted:

Hi guys gently caress you I'm a cat lol

*sniffs you*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

welp, time to lick my empty ballsack again!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Yup the ol’ butthole is pretty clean now, better go give the human a kiss

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

That's me in the corner....

the shy dog.

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