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P-Funk
Jan 7, 2001

I am getting sick of this poo poo, so I am leaving it up to you for email creation. Post your email, I copy/paste/send away to him. I won't send the email if it is stupid, or too nuts. I need to keep his trust in order for this to work. Here's whats been going on so far:

quote:

Subj: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/21/01 2:19:43 AM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

Hi,

You must have blocked all IM's because I haven't seen you online at all. We talked one time and you said to email you to contact you. How is the battle with Something Awful going? Have you got anymore dirt on that Lowtax guy? I think you mentioned one time that he has friends with high positions working for ISP's and whatnot. I don't know if this may be corellated but I have a friend that works as a service technician for a national ISP. He was telling me about strange activity at the ISP's local headquarters. He said that a lot of documents packages marked "SA Business" have been flooding through the various mail boxes of the higher ups. They were supposedly being very quiet about it. Not even letting him know what it was. Who knows, maybe it's just something else that SA stands for... but what if it isn't?

Good luck :)

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/21/01 9:36:04 AM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

Well, I handed over some key documents and links to one of the other sites suing SA, which is also contacting the FBI, hoping that stuff will help in the case.

Lowtax has this "Red Light" thing happening, and I blew it out into the wide open in his forums. Apperently, anyone who has a grievance against Lowtax will lose their ISP account if SA does make inroads into ISP's. Hence, why you should contact tech/general support and ask about this, or warn about it.

Geocities has been the latest target of SA cyber terrorist activities. Forcing sites to close, sending hate mail, porn, and even death threats to some site owners.
Lowtax is caving badly, and now is using what little recourse He may have left to survive, because He realises He's messed with the wrong web sites lately, and the very serious legal trouble He will be in shortly.

That's everything I'll tell the general public. Hope it helps.

King REoL

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/21/01 1:09:09 PM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

Oh dear. He is messing with Geocities now? He won't be on the internet longer than a week after this. Thanks for your advice. I called AOL service representatives, hinting at the existance of 'SA' but naturally they denied everything (typical). I also called some of the local ISP's out of the phone book and they all denied it too (this really scares me). Anyways, Lowtax is going beyond his bounds. Remember, they brought down Capone for tax evasion, maybe they'll bring him and his organization down for his cyber attacks. Keep your fingers crossed.

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/22/01 3:33:41 AM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

If I have the time today, I'm going to TRY and E-mail the ISP's about the "Red Light" Project, hearing such a thing from several SA users, plus someone sneaking me the secret passwords to ACTUALLY SEE THE DOCUMENTS THEMSELVES, I believe it's possible.
I seen this happen on Prodigy before, when several of us complained about kids handing fake ID's and fake accounts. Since they had friends within the ISP, we lost our accounts, not them. So if that's possible, Lowtax's "Red Light" plan is a possibility.
Another site responded to ALoD, but isn't willing to fight back. :(
Lowtax must be running scared now.

King REoL

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/22/01 3:41:32 AM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

The documents? Do you actually mean the SA Documents!? Is the password a spoken code or something? If so my friend working at the ISP could give it to his boss and possibly get orders from the local division. He will be at work tomorrow, so I will call him in a few hours to let him know about this. Maybe I can have him overhear some more passwords. He is one of us, he knows how evil Lowtax can be. BTW, I was talking to one of my friends who is actually an SA veteran (dont worry I havent let on to your plan). He said that in the early day's of SA, Lowtax admitted to being a narcisist and actually tried to pass himself off as George Clooney to pick up girls (could this be a reason he lives in South California?). I hope you can use any information possible to bring him down.

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/22/01 5:04:16 AM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

Hindsight is 20/20, they say.
After blowing the "Red Light" thing open, the page "mysteriously" dissapeared. Knowing He might take it off, I went there to take shots of it, but I was too late. Oddly enough, after blowing that wide open, my forums account "mysteriously" stopped working as well.

I have sent some stuff proving Lowtax has indeed planned a terror attack, and executed as well. Hopefully that 1 site which is talking to the FBI will give them the files I sent (proving a terror attack plan).

That's as far as I'll get into detail, because everything possibly legal has to stay tight-lipped.

King REoL

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/22/01 5:54:20 AM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

In a message dated 10/22/01 5:04:16 AM Central Daylight Time, GeorgeF551 writes:

<< After blowing the "Red Light" thing open, the page "mysteriously" dissapeared. Knowing He might take it off, I went there to take shots of it, but I was too late. Oddly enough, after blowing that wide open, my forums account "mysteriously" stopped working as well. >>

What do you mean by the page? The SA frontpage? Oh crap he cancelled your forum account? He must be striking back soon.

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/22/01 5:28:24 PM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

Some of the SA Goon which have special access to project pages, decided to stop supporting Lowtax, and gave me his username and password to check it out for myself.

Basically, it shows SA pinging several ISP's, without names, and how fast they are capable of accomplishing such a task. After that, they tried sending and recieving test packets of data, which apperently also worked fairly well, but a tad slow (600 to 800mS, usually). It was mentioned 2 nodes were not responding either, which must be AOL, because they claim to have to affiliation with SA (asked them a month ago).

I just wish I took pix of the site. Stupid me.

King REoL

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/23/01 2:01:39 PM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

OMG, where was this website? Was it on somethingawful.com? What was the URL? If there is proof out there, maybe I could help to track it down. Can you remember any keywords on the page? I have the time to browse through hundreds of pages of Google search results. By the way you mentioned AOL does have connections to SA? If this is true, it is very disturbing news. They could even have their servers monitoring keywords related to SA, so be careful.

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/23/01 5:43:18 PM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

Did I say they did have connections to AOL? If I did, my apologies, as I surf VERY early in the morning. :)

The page is defunct, since I tried to access it after I blabbled it. The URL was:

http://www.somethingawful.com/blackeagle/11acc-12dfp/cmp-all-temp.htm

It requires a secret name and password, but since the page was deleted, it's not worth trying. Tried it just now to make sure it's dead, and it is. drat! :(

I think I need to make a few E-mails. Good luck with the search.

King REoL

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/23/01 5:44:31 PM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

I tried the page and it is still there, it just needs the password.

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/23/01 5:46:03 PM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

I tried them, and I get the 404 message.

Here. See for yourself:

username:  be-2148afp
password:  334st7UaO

King REoL

NOTE: Password is case-sensitive.

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Subj: Re: What is happening with SA?
Date: 10/23/01 5:47:43 PM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

Oh, i see it requires a password but isn't there.

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Subj: Re: SA in Deep Poop
Date: 10/23/01 5:51:33 PM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

Yep. It's gone. A wrong password gives you an unauthorized message.

At least I got some terrorist proof about the Geocities attacks.

King REoL

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Subj: Re: SA in Deep Poop
Date: 10/23/01 6:33:55 PM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

I am about to email a few influential people with information on the situation. Is there anything else I might need to know?

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Subj: Re: SA in Deep Poop
Date: 10/23/01 6:35:02 PM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

Hmm.... How about :

abuse@fbi.gov

King REoL

Thinking of using that. Haven't looked over the "Crime Scene" yet.

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Subj: Re: SA in Deep Poop
Date: 10/23/01 6:36:21 PM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

I mean is there any evidence that needs to be known? I already know who to email, and believe me, they will make a big difference on your side.

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Subj: Re: SA in Deep Poop
Date: 10/23/01 6:38:31 PM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck


I'm going to E-mail this:

http://www.delphi.com/reol/start

I'm sure if you go back in the ALoD entries, you'll find some guestbooks or forums ravaged by the Goons.

King REoL

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Subj: Re: SA in Deep Poop
Date: 10/23/01 6:43:05 PM Central Daylight Time
From: NumbrsSuck
To: GeorgeF551

can you still access the forums to gather evidence or has he banned you again?

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Subj: Re: SA in Deep Poop
Date: 10/23/01 6:48:47 PM Central Daylight Time
From: GeorgeF551
To: NumbrsSuck

Totally locked out again, right after that "Red Light" post. :)
I knew that would do it.

King REoL


-Parker

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greg the peanut
Dec 24, 2000

Holy gently caress.

That is some funny stuffs. Especially about contacting your ISP. OH NO, SA is making INROADS!?! I wonder if King ReOL wears a tinfoil hat to prevent Lowtax from reading his thoughts?

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

<deleted user>

quote:

a34 came out of the closet to say:
[snip] I wonder if King ReOL wears a tinfoil hat to prevent Lowtax from reading his thoughts?

No, he puts himself in a headlock. DUH!!!




Okay I lied, his head's always up his rear end, not in his armpit.

<deleted user>

quote:

a34 came out of the closet to say:
Holy gently caress.

I wonder if King ReOL wears a tinfoil hat to prevent Lowtax from reading his thoughts?


BWAHAHA.

<deleted user>
By the way, the "secret Red Light" page on SA that asks for a password and username? I set that up and used a Hotmail account to mail King REoL about it. I claimed to be an ex-Red Light Project member who recently moved out of the country where "SA Goons couldn't get me." The passworded page was this:

http://www.somethingawful.com/images/kingretard/cmp-all-temp.htm

I just made up poo poo and took screenshots of Visual Trace. He fell for it and is now more paranoid than ever. Those 20 minutes were well spent... I'm counting down the seconds until REoL starts emailing me about the new sniper rifle he bought.

Finx
Jan 8, 2001

by Lowtax
Watch out, Lowtax!

Your terrism has gone too far.

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GoreBonzo
Jul 9, 2001

KING OF THE MONSTERS!
Wow he thinks SA is a cult or something.

...

DESTROY THE MANUALS - AGAIN!


P-Funk
Jan 7, 2001

quote:

Lowtax came out of the closet to say:
By the way, the "secret Red Light" page on SA that asks for a password and username? I set that up and used a Hotmail account to mail King REoL about it. I claimed to be an ex-Red Light Project member who recently moved out of the country where "SA Goons couldn't get me." The passworded page was this:

http://www.somethingawful.com/images/kingretard/cmp-all-temp.htm

I just made up poo poo and took screenshots of Visual Trace. He fell for it and is now more paranoid than ever.

Nice one :)

Infereit
Dec 29, 2000

quote:

Lowtax came out of the closet to say:
By the way, the "secret Red Light" page on SA that asks for a password and username? I set that up and used a Hotmail account to mail King REoL about it. I claimed to be an ex-Red Light Project member who recently moved out of the country where "SA Goons couldn't get me." The passworded page was this:

http://www.somethingawful.com/images/kingretard/cmp-all-temp.htm

I just made up poo poo and took screenshots of Visual Trace. He fell for it and is now more paranoid than ever. Those 20 minutes were well spent... I'm counting down the seconds until REoL starts emailing me about the new sniper rifle he bought.

Ahahahahahaha
I just spit water onto this monitor...
Lowtax, somehow you meet people that are better than any characters that anyone could ever create.

Myr
Feb 8, 2001
up to 7 feet long with a snake tail as legs
I love the address for that "secret project" page.

My Boy Romeo
May 20, 2001

Cash Rules Everything Around Me. C.R.E.A.M! Get the money. Dolla, dolla bill ya'll.
Dear Mr. REol

Mr. Lowtax has done nothing illegal.

Please stop pissing in the wind. At first it was funny, then it was scary and now it's just ridiculous.

You're not going to go anywhere with this. Nobody cares about you. Nobody. Get OVER IT.

Sincerely,
MethylTryptamine

P-Funk
Jan 7, 2001

quote:

MethylTryptamine came out of the closet to say:
Dear Mr. REol

Mr. Lowtax has done nothing illegal.

Please stop pissing in the wind. At first it was funny, then it was scary and now it's just ridiculous.

You're not going to go anywhere with this. Nobody cares about you. Nobody. Get OVER IT.

Sincerely,
MethylTryptamine

You remind me of the guys in IRC who made their channel's topic: "OSAMA BIN LADEN WE R GONNA GET U"

gold brick
Jun 19, 2001

no he isn't
He still capitalizes "He" in reference to Lowtax

Finx
Jan 8, 2001

by Lowtax
Hah. By the way, I must admit that page is some good bullshittin'.

Are you going to keep this thing going?

A letter announcing some massive worldwide internet attack could be nice.

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Azariah
Jun 1, 2001

quote:

The documents? Do you actually mean the SA Documents!? Is the password a spoken code or something?

HA, COMEDY GORP.

<deleted user>
I like the fact how he is contacting the F.B.I.

He's REoL tough!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

My mind was completely unprepared for the depths of paranoia this man is spiraling into. He has exceeded all expectations.

We must breed him and hope whatever depraved genes makes him like this will in some way be used as an ultimate weapon.

But then he'd get laid. He'd probably mellow out.

So let's just strap him down and extract DNA samples.

<deleted user>
That is some of the funniest poo poo I have read. REoL is a loving moron. I wonder how far this will go before it just blows up in REoL's face, he already looks like a dick to us, but when will he realize hes a idiot and forget this place.

Admiral
Dec 14, 2000

If you see this man, slap him in the nuts for me.
This just HAS to be made into a TV Mini Series...

Bandit64
Oct 22, 2001
Dinosaur Gum
I'm fairly new to the forums(at least, attending on a regular basis, used to lurk every few days until that $10 rule came in place)so I have no idea what this is about....but this made me laugh so much. That fake page is comedy gold.

meterin
May 20, 2001

quote:

Admiral came out of the closet to say:
This just HAS to be made into a TV Mini Series...
Can Skeet Ulrich play King REoL? Or Lowtax? Or BOTH?

SydBarrett
Jul 10, 2001

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began

quote:

GoreBonzo came out of the closet to say:

[img - cultmanual]


MrFluffy
Jun 5, 2001
I was anal raped by a pack of wild gorillas at OH-GASIM. And I liked it.
To: King REoL

It has happened, the apocalypse, SA is striking back. We/I need your guidance to help me/we fight the terrorism that has blackened the Internet. To prove my point, I have gathered a list of witnesses of who were attacked by the "SA terrorism group." This list is 10 names (so far) and hopefully I/we will be able to send this list to the F.B.I. or the CIA to help stop the "dooms day" plan.

The list:
Rick Morgan
Hany Harick
Mandy Licknestien
Mike Hammel
Richard Bener
Amy Harris
Nick Hinmiller
Matt Rorok
Gene Jammins
Tarrie Connens

Note: The people on the list's contact info is safe with me/us. This is because of the horrific events that have taken place with SA.

Hopefully in the near future we can work together and bring down the evil of SA.

Sincerely, Abe Conner

Sorry it isn't very creative, I'm tired today :(

"They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children" -Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

Hah. This is some classic poo poo. His theories get better and better.
Though, I have to say, I wish there was a BlackEagle thing in SA. Just to take things to their logical end.

Pathos

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

I must be coming down with the anthrax, in between boughts of laughter, I felt pity for REoL and how patheticly retarded and delusional he is.

<deleted user>
I am simultaneously frightened, entertained and stunned.

The RED LIGHT thing was brilliant, LT.

RandyF
Oct 27, 2000

K100 W900 T800 C500
TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS!!!
OMG I HACKED BLACK EAGLE!!!

I was not able to get much before that drat Lowtax must have gotten onto me... here is what I grabbed before I was caught:

http://plastik.pnwsec.org/RandyF_PS/RedLight01.jpg
http://plastik.pnwsec.org/RandyF_PS/RedLight02.jpg
http://plastik.pnwsec.org/RandyF_PS/RedLight03.jpg


If someone were to eMail, not link, these to EMporer REoL he would probably be greatful...

A

Frogman
Aug 17, 2000
BANNED
hahahaha

i was just reading that page, cos its funny to read what bullshit lowtax put into it, and this guy comes into the office and thinks i am haxoring the interweb or something.

loving hilarious.

Lowtax, I love you.

isnoop
Jan 9, 2001

I used to be an admin,
but then I took an arrow
to the knee.

quote:

King REoL,

It appears that your online security may be in great danger. I have received information that Lowtax's Red Light operation has created ties with [blah blah], your ISP. You need to switch service providers ASAP. I have very good reason to believe that their next move will be to sever your ties over the internet and sabotage your communications. I have no idea how long they may have been monitoring you do date. Could be days, could be weeks.

This is checkmate. Don't let them win. Contact me when you have a secure ISP.


--isnoop

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

quote:

VOCs (JS / V.E.R III) are still attempting to create public awareness, but are not threats nor have sufficient contacts.

The -1/+1 acronomical encryption is holding up quite well, I see.

Kudos, Lowtax.

[edit]Oh, and I'd like to note that the city government here has joined Black Eagle, so you now have state sponsorship. This means it's not terrorism anymore. You are protected. Yes, protected.. like grandma.[/edit]

32
Jul 21, 2001
We should continue this in greater style to convince him that we are really doing something, while remaining as vague as possible.

Self-declared KING of '01ers

Freeloader
Nov 19, 2000

by Fistgrrl
MY GOD....Is this poo poo still going on?! REoL is the craziest crazy whoever crazied. This is unbe-loving-lievable.

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<deleted user>

quote:

TremorX came out of the closet to say:
The -1/+1 acronomical encryption is holding up quite well, I see.

Yeah, I wanted to see just how stupid King REoL was.

IT TURNS OUT HE'S "REALLY, REALLY, REALLY" STUPID.

Sonny_Crockett
Jun 1, 2000
CORRECTION!

50: "Umbrella Drop" - "Umbrella Drops"



I don't think I can stop laughing. This is an excellent, excellent prank, and I think he's going to be unplugging all his phone lines and covering his windows with tinfoil within the next few days.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

quote:

Lowtax came out of the closet to say:
By the way, the "secret Red Light" page on SA that asks for a password and username? I set that up and used a Hotmail account to mail King REoL about it. I claimed to be an ex-Red Light Project member who recently moved out of the country where "SA Goons couldn't get me." The passworded page was this:

http://www.somethingawful.com/images/kingretard/cmp-all-temp.htm

I just made up poo poo and took screenshots of Visual Trace. He fell for it and is now more paranoid than ever. Those 20 minutes were well spent... I'm counting down the seconds until REoL starts emailing me about the new sniper rifle he bought.

I just came. I thought that REoL was just mindlessly making stuff up, but then this... oh dear god.

Faulken
Nov 20, 2000

Forum Deadhead
REol can't be REol, this is too funny. And whats that +1/-1 acronomical encryption thingy? I can deduce it has to do with acronyms and secrecy, but I am too tired to think further.

GoreBonzo
Jul 9, 2001

KING OF THE MONSTERS!

quote:

I came out of the closet to say:
IMG-Cult manual

I should send these images to REoL and post about his hilarious antics!

GoreBonzo fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Oct 24, 2001

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<deleted user>

quote:

Admiral came out of the closet to say:
This just HAS to be made into a TV Mini Series...

Funny you should mention that. I do video production work and was toying with the idea of a fake trailer for a suspence movie about SA's terrism towards REoL and Will-dawg.

Also, ran in to this in his forums:
[quote]It's so CONVIENIENT that Lowtax NEVER TOLD ANYONE how He enjoyed belittling me and my friends only a couple months after joining SA when it was new. Being one of the ORIGINAL SA'ers, He harrassed me all the time.
So, when asked who REALLY started anything, it was him, and I'm glad every ad company gave him his just deserts. {/quote]

Someone please post the "But mom! Lowtax is making fun of me!" picture...