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I think it may be time to leave the newsroom, everybody. Yes, I'll stay here as long as I can but I think you guys in the control booth should get into the basement, and for god's sake don't take those funyuns. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't gotten to shelter yet, do so right now. Stay away from doors and windows and savory foods. If your home is attacked by a bear, remember to duck, cover, and hold on to a table or chair, so that you're somewhat protected by debris. Oh god. Okay, and if you have a bear shelter of course you should be there already. |
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in a new development a mysterious ally has arisen to turn the ursine tide
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Jun 9, 2014 19:55
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Live images from Bear Ship 1  
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Jun 9, 2014 19:59
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Jun 9, 2014 20:04
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Should we call the police or something? |
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Jun 9, 2014 20:13
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Angry Fish posted:Should we call the police or something?  absolutely not trust no one |
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Jun 9, 2014 20:18
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im going to fight the bear
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Jun 9, 2014 20:42
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 Breaking newsOnce thought to be only a myth, it appears the Thunderbear Assault Squadron has joined the situation.  God help us all. |
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Jun 9, 2014 21:11
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alnilam posted:bear patrol aircraft here, we've uh Perfect opportunity to use the word bearcraft wasted. Voted 1 |
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Jun 9, 2014 21:33
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:
We are all hosed. |
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Jun 9, 2014 21:55
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In this thread is a bear sleeper agent! Which one of you is it? |
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Jun 9, 2014 21:56
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Bo-Pepper posted:in a new development a mysterious ally has arisen to turn the ursine tide dw, hosed up green guy will save us! |
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Jun 9, 2014 21:57
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:In this thread is a bear sleeper agent! 
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Jun 9, 2014 22:38
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In a chilling turn of events, a group of radical, fundamentalist goats, known to be sympathetic to the bear's cause, have entered the conflict and have been routing pockets of human resistance from their bases. Goat-Qaida released a statement declaring "humanity is a scourge upon this earth. No more will our milk be made into gourmet cheeses. No more will we be made to suffer in petting zoos at the hands of the offspring of the fur-less devil." (seriously, look at that little fucker at the end that stops and looks at the camera, as if to say: "gently caress you lookin' at, m8? I swear on me fookin mum i'll cut yer fookin nose off!") |
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