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Spanish Manlove posted:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Jun 30, 2014 20:04
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Hey just stopping in to see if youre dead, be back around 8!
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Jun 30, 2014 20:05
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I know I'm supposed to check in on you all to see if you died or not, but I'm super swamped right now, so could everybody just post if they're dead? If you don't post, I'll just assume you're still alive. Thanks guys, I appreciate this.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:06
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Three Olives posted:How much insulation should I put in my stairs? Be honest Three Olives, if someone died in the condo would you use it as an excuse to post pictures of your beautiful home?
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Jun 30, 2014 20:07
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jalopybrown posted:Actually she posted herself shooped as a wow elf or some dumb thing how on earth could you tell what gender someone is by just a picture?
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Jun 30, 2014 20:08
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Dead or hungry, not certain. Will post again when I figure all this out.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:09
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Idiot Syncratic posted:I know I'm supposed to check in on you all to see if you died or not, but I'm super swamped right now, so could everybody just post if they're dead? If you don't post, I'll just assume you're still alive. Thanks guys, I appreciate this. Today I was told that on the inside I am actually a skeleton so I have no choice but to conclude that I am actually dead, hope this helps with your records op
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Jun 30, 2014 20:10
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Solomonic posted:Today I was told that on the inside I am actually a skeleton so I have no choice but to conclude that I am actually dead, hope this helps with your records op gonna put a check in the 'maybe' column for you
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Jun 30, 2014 20:11
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Wierre posted:So whats the best method to force yourself into cleaning your apartment?
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Jun 30, 2014 20:13
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jalopybrown posted:Be honest Three Olives, if someone died in the condo would you use it as an excuse to post pictures of your beautiful home? i wonder if he locks his mexican maid inside while he leaves for work so she doesn't steal anything. Spanish Manlove fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jun 30, 2014 |
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Jun 30, 2014 20:14
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 BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! This is your afternoon reminder to check your diseased domiciles for dead bodies. Please collect all corpses and deposit them in the sanctioned cadaver piles located in your respective city or village centers.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:15
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Saved a bunch of money on cat food by letting the girls chew on my roommates face this week. Any recommendations for the summer sale?
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Jun 30, 2014 20:16
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Spanish Manlove posted:i wonder if he locks his mexican maid inside while he leaves for work so she doesn't steal anything. I keep a post it note with the number for INS on the fridge to instill a healthy fear.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:29
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both my roommates are up making breakfast, so i must be the dead one.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:31
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she's prob not even the fifth most broken person in that thread.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:45
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slinkimalinki posted:she's prob not even the fifth most broken person in that thread. Why don't you go on and rank goons for our edification? I'd like to know just where I fit on the broken and hosed up scale. Just wanted to let you all know also, that all the people and pets in my house are still alive as of lunchtime.
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thanks for helping me get the word out all-pro sexman  we're making the dream of corpse-free goon homes a reality
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freehotel posted:Pretty sure the lady thread dead roommate poster is male there are quite a lot of guys who post in the thread but I think the majority of the regulars are female. nothing wrong with having glasses anyways btw still haven't died as of 3:04 PM today
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freehotel posted:Pretty sure the lady thread dead roommate poster is male I think that person is a Russian. They have carpets on their walls that would insulate the smell and they fear no death.
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EA Sports posted:im pretty sure dead roommate girl is from hungary so the whole concept of what her living arrangement should be like at 40 is a little off my goon brethren. wait so do non-broken people live with roommates in their 40s in hungary or is it a fair assumption to make that the poster and dead roommate missed out on some life milestones
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Shithouse Dave posted:Do dead people smell like that sweet-but-fermenty smell that a rotting woodland creature in the forest does? "Sweet-but-fermenty" is actually a much more accurate way than I put it. First time I smelled it though all I could think of was un-sweetened chocolate for some reason. I have a friend who compares it to rotting peaches. Pumpy Muffinz posted:So your an undertaker? I used to work at a cemetary. Mainly cutting grass but we'd occasionally do an exhumation. But I never really smelled anything there. I did however work for about a year with a Bio-Hazard clean up company and while we mainly did horder houses there was a lot of sucides and unattended deaths which is where I picked up on the smell. FrumpleOrz posted:It had to have smelled really bad, right? Like unimaginably bad living in the same small area. I remember when someone died in the apartment building I was living in and it was on the other side of the building but I could still smell that awful odor for a while before I found out it was a dead guy. I can't imagine being in the same living space with that smell for even a little while. Eh, I find it's more mental than anything else. It doesn't quite smell horrible but when you know it's a dead body your brain goes into over load. I once went into an unattended death in an apartment. We have re-breathers on but we'd do a "sniff" test where we take them off take a wiff and see how bad it had seeped in. It was one of the cleaner jobs we had to clean but one of the maintence guys of the apartment took a step in, ran out and started puking.
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EA Sports posted:im pretty sure dead roommate girl is from hungary so the whole concept of what her living arrangement should be like at 40 is a little off my goon brethren. i mean it's not like she's living in a hut with a bunch of people from her tribe or whatever, she's living in a house with roommates that occasionally die in their (we can only assume) goony bedrooms
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Jun 30, 2014 23:24
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You know they have a deathclock program that you have to hit like every few days or it will email people letting them know you're probably dead. I poo poo you not it exists. Get on it goons.
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Jun 30, 2014 23:58
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Spanish Manlove posted:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fandyien posted:are you fat or retarded or something because most people don't need to be check on twice a day. i'm concerned for you nutranurse. it's mostly stuff like 'you dead yet nigga' 'nope, remember to bring that booze later' it's how we greet each other jamaica was a scary place to grow up 
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Al Borland posted:You know they have a deathclock program that you have to hit like every few days or it will email people letting them know you're probably dead. I poo poo you not it exists. Get on it goons. lol if this is true I wonder how many false alerts those things send out, cause I guarantee you if I signed up for something like that I'd forget about it in less than a week
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Jul 1, 2014 01:05
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Is it me? I would notice me pretty loving quick.
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praxis posted:Is it me? I would notice me pretty loving quick. don't be so sure, i've heard rumors that I died in 1972, and I'm still not positive whether I'm alive or not
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