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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

flakeloaf posted:

piles of the stuff he'd bought but never looked at

oh

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Wait so is it always named alexa? If so that's kinda dumb.

If not, it means the dad gave it a sexy girl name and that's kinda creepy.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Hi! *giggles* I'm Alexa. I'm 27 and live in Boca Raton, FL. Right now I'm a professional entertainer but I'm hoping to get into veterinary school!

In my spare time I love having fun with my 9 year old twins, Kaydyn and Loki. Hope to hear back from you! xoxoxoxo

Misandrist Duck
Oct 22, 2012

im the blue balloons in the foreground the entire time

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWcpB-cnbHo

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
after suri said what time it was, she yelled GOOD MORNING annoyingly, so i said shut up and she's been ignoring me since. true story

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

needs more murder

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer

aww it's cute

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

haha fake and annoying

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

lol

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

http://dcurt.is/amazon-has-no-taste

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

focal ischemia posted:

aww it's cute

I think someone watched Luxo Jr. while their brain was at optimum temperature and got an idea lightbulb with a dollar-sign filament.

ellic
Apr 28, 2009

I never asked for this

Grimey Drawer
my god do you how many times a day I need to know the height of Mt. Everest?

This magic talking tube is gonna change everything!!


fake edit: holy poo poo

ellic fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Nov 8, 2014

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

ellic posted:

my god do you how many times a day I need to know the height of Mt. Everest?

This magic talking tube is gonna change everything!!


fake edit: holy poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?hWcpB-cnbHo

This video does not exist.

ellic
Apr 28, 2009

I never asked for this

Grimey Drawer
^ sorry it was the too many cooks thing

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
29,028 feet if you dont have that memorized you were not a proper nerd kid

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i've been trying out her siri for the last week or so, and i ought to say i'm not too impressed how responsive it is. apple needs to catch way up, so poo poo like this doesn't knock them out of the limelight

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
android voice search has been universally regarded as better than siri for some time now, and i see no lack of limelight

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Jonny 290 posted:

android voice search has been universally regarded as better than siri for some time now, and i see no lack of limelight

commands are better on siri, but everything else is slightly better on android



http://appleinsider.com/articles/14/07/22/tests-find-apples-siri-improving-but-google-now-voice-search-slightly-better

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

add a column for "sports" i dont have android handy to test with but can i ask it for like the vegas spread on a game or the standings in the AFC West etc

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011


i wonder how much of that comes down to using bing

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


BING!

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Jonny 290 posted:

29,028 feet if you dont have that memorized you were not a proper nerd kid

yeah, didn't they change it recently too

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Best Friends posted:

i wonder how much of that comes down to using bing

110%

apple: hey let's throw out these unimaginably massive and highly refined global data sets of maps, internet search content, human voice patterns, etc. that are freely available to anyone who wants to use them, because the company that curates them pissed off our dead ceo

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


google wanted ~unacceptable stuff~ is the word

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Kimmel just did a great bit on this disaster

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