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why is amazon making smart phones and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkOCeAtKHIc they aren't a tech company?? I'm confused...why doesn't Jeff Bozos know his role and shut his hole?
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gnrk posted:why is amazon making smart phones and this is the worst robot future
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Nov 6, 2014 19:43
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i'm on the list. i'm bent over and open wide. all amazon all the time.
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Nov 6, 2014 19:50
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it's cool i already have hey siri which terrifies my wife and i every other night when we realize it's always listening (when plugged in)
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Nov 6, 2014 19:54
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Kenny Logins posted:it's cool i already have hey siri which terrifies my wife and i every other night when we realize it's always listening (when plugged in) im yelling at my plugged in iPhone, why isn't it listening to me?
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Nov 6, 2014 20:01
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amazon garbage can, please open
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Nov 6, 2014 20:03
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amazon tryin really hard after the kindle lol
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Nov 6, 2014 20:04
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can you type questions to siri yet? I refuse to talk to my phone in public
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Nov 6, 2014 20:04
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qirex posted:can you type questions to siri yet? I refuse to talk to my phone in public you can get a decoy bluetooth earpiece if it helps you cope
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Nov 6, 2014 20:06
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how much this thing cost? gettin out my checkbook now
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Nov 6, 2014 20:15
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buy a sonos play 1 instead
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Nov 6, 2014 20:15
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lol this has nexus q written all over it
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Nov 6, 2014 20:23
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it's like siri... but an appliance!
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Nov 6, 2014 20:24
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quote:Comments are disabled for this video. Just like on any product announcement where the marketing team knows it's bad ahead of time.
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Nov 6, 2014 20:26
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this will look great next to my mac pro
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Nov 6, 2014 20:47
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qirex posted:can you type questions to siri yet? I refuse to talk to my phone in public step 1 - engage siri mode, say "gently caress" step 2 - tap to edit and type real question e.g. "where is the nearest quiznos at" (dictate it for extra irony points) step 3 - results: a robot lady says aloud for all to hear i.e. "nobody has eaten at quiznos for 10 years, you loving loser"
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Nov 6, 2014 20:52
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hey whatever happened to that cuecat/wand thing they announced a while back
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Kenny Logins posted:kind of why can't it work silently in text form? someone should make a service you can text requests to an iphone in an empty room then it text-to-speeches it and OCRs the response and sends it back to you
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Nov 6, 2014 20:54
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qirex posted:hey whatever happened to that cuecat/wand thing they announced a while back hahaha, i forgot about that thing. i love how they design every product as if the best part of anyone's day is spending money.
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Nov 6, 2014 20:56
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qirex posted:why can't it work silently in text form?
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Nov 6, 2014 20:58
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akadajet posted:it's like siri... but with bitcoins
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Nov 6, 2014 21:03
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so, um, why would i want this?
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Nov 6, 2014 21:15
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so excited for this tron cylinder to listen to me 24 hours a day real excited
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Nov 6, 2014 21:19
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im gonna get this just to force jeff bezos to listen to my farts
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Nov 6, 2014 21:26
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FPS_Sage posted:how much this thing cost? gettin out my checkbook now one hundred ninety nine us dollars, or just ninety nine if you have prime (for a limited time!)
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Nov 6, 2014 21:57
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200 big ones for something my phone already does? Amazon what the gently caress are you smoking?
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biznatchio posted:200 big ones for something my phone already does? Amazon what the gently caress are you smoking?
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Nov 6, 2014 22:21
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qirex posted:why can't it work silently in text form? lol
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qirex posted:hey whatever happened to that cuecat/wand thing they announced a while back lol
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Nov 6, 2014 22:32
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can i plug this beast into my BEOMASTER 4500?
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Nov 6, 2014 22:37
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akadajet posted:it's like siri... but an appliance! nice av
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Nov 6, 2014 22:40
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Notorious QIG posted:so, um, why would i want this? so no one can engage in conversation wondering about something. you can always ask this thing out loud so no one has interesting conversation basically
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Nov 6, 2014 23:12
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this is literally the dumbest loving thing
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Nov 6, 2014 23:14
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it's like a digital companion
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Nov 6, 2014 23:20
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gnrk posted:they aren't a tech company?? I'm confused...why doesn't Jeff Bozos know his role and shut his hole? jeff bezos believes he's steve jobs, which is why he has trouble accepting that he's actually sam walton.
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Nov 6, 2014 23:22
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Nov 6, 2014 23:24
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this isnt really compelling enough to be an actual thing
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Nov 6, 2014 23:35
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it's compelling enough for me to poop on
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your wife will love that she doesn't have to literally actually yell at it to get it to do things, unlike yourself
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hey anyone else remember "your wife will love the dual core tegra 2 chipset"
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