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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013


Good luck finding a better bodyguard than that!

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




that guy is probably terminally ill or something or that is one dumb vulture.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

that's a sweet-rear end vulture

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

been trying to think of something clever for like 5 minutes and all i can think about is that pink thing in the other guy's hand. is that an ecig? sweet mod, bro.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.


a bodyguard, yeah...:unsmith:

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Can you bathe a vulture? I would imagine its smell is getting in the way of his pussy game.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Demora posted:

Can you bathe a vulture? I would imagine its smell is getting in the way of his pussy game.

You can't have that kind of relationship with your bodyguard. It's unprofessional.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013


this is more of a classic animal bodyguard look

dogcrash truther fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Dec 16, 2014

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

dogcrash truther posted:



Good luck finding a better bodyguard than that!

:pusheen:

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
you can get past a dog man. but a vulture? nobody fucks with a vulture

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

The Fresh Prince posted:

you can get past a dog man. but a vulture? nobody fucks with a vulture

if you make em real mad they puke on you too.

cat_herder
Mar 17, 2010

BE GAY
DO CRIME


vultures are strong, too. if they don't bite you to death, they'll beat or kick you there.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
What kind of vulture is that, do you think

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
I'm thinking Trash Vulture, Bench Vulture, or Guardian Vulture

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

dogcrash truther posted:

What kind of vulture is that, do you think

no one can get close enough to find out

!

Velvet Sparrow
May 15, 2006

'Hope' is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune, without the words, and never stops--at all.

You know, all that vulture wanted to do was bring his lunch to the park and have a nice, quiet meal...


...than some guy with a Hello Kitty ecig has to come along and spoil it.

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

that's a sweet rear end-vulture

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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Velvet Sparrow posted:

You know, all that vulture wanted to do was bring his lunch to the park and have a nice, quiet meal...


...than some guy with a Hello Kitty ecig has to come along and spoil it.

That would be a huge fuckin ecig. I'm thinking its a bubble wand. And the vulture guy wants none of it.

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