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deep dish peat moss

Hick Magnet posted:

Einstein wrote a few sick rhymes man




We did it, all, the rznv remix broke tindeck. We can go home.

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zidane13

by Smythe
haha just kidding friend!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:41 on May 3, 2015

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joke_explainer


Hick Magnet posted:

Einstein wrote a few sick rhymes man



This absolutely made my day. Great job. I would watch a video where you rapped the whole paper with illustrative animations. Maybe that's a niche you could get into.

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:39 on May 3, 2015

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deep dish peat moss

You guys should post shorter thingss... drat. Who wanna read a thread full of all this text to find the tindeck links

i am he

Hick Magnet posted:

You guys should post shorter thingss... drat. Who wanna read a thread full of all this text to find the tindeck links

word

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

Hold on a second, I didn't say this at all!

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
First of all, it's terrible, secondly my threads were jewels in a cesspit, thirdly that's really bad.

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morning wood

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

:vince:

son gay. so what
O mankind, fear your Lord, who created you from one soul and created from it its mate and dispersed from both of them many men and women. And fear Allah , through whom you ask one another, and the wombs. Indeed Allah is ever, over you, an Observer.


And give to the orphans their properties and do not substitute the defective [of your own] for the good [of theirs]. And do not consume their properties into your own. Indeed, that is ever a great sin.

And if you fear that you will not deal justly with the orphan girls, then marry those that please you of [other] women, two or three or four. But if you fear that you will not be just, then [marry only] one or those your right hand possesses. That is more suitable that you may not incline [to injustice].

And test the orphans [in their abilities] until they reach marriageable age. Then if you perceive in them sound judgement, release their property to them. And do not consume it excessively and quickly, [anticipating] that they will grow up. And whoever, [when acting as guardian], is self-sufficient should refrain [from taking a fee]; and whoever is poor - let him take according to what is acceptable. Then when you release their property to them, bring witnesses upon them. And sufficient is Allah as Accountant.


Edit: OP is your name Maximilian

deep dish peat moss

It ain't, but I am maximum illin'

Tonetta

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

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Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

drilldo made a good post guys!!.... oh.


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

deep dish peat moss

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

I recorded a 45 second intro to a 15 second verse

joke_explainer


Surprising amount of self awareness for drilldo

treasure bear

joke_explainer posted:

Surprising amount of self awareness for drilldo

drilldo is very self aware

City of Glompton

Hick Magnet posted:

I recorded a 45 second intro to a 15 second verse


lol


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

cuntman.net

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail


Hick Magnet posted:

I recorded a 45 second intro to a 15 second verse

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month
What’s he that wishes so?
My cousin, Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark’d to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God’s peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call’d the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam’d,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say “To-morrow is Saint Crispian.”
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say “These wounds I had on Crispin's day.”
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

son gay. so what

son gay. so what posted:

O mankind, fear your Lord, who created you from one soul and created from it its mate and dispersed from both of them many men and women. And fear Allah , through whom you ask one another, and the wombs. Indeed Allah is ever, over you, an Observer.


And give to the orphans their properties and do not substitute the defective [of your own] for the good [of theirs]. And do not consume their properties into your own. Indeed, that is ever a great sin.

And if you fear that you will not deal justly with the orphan girls, then marry those that please you of [other] women, two or three or four. But if you fear that you will not be just, then [marry only] one or those your right hand possesses. That is more suitable that you may not incline [to injustice].

And test the orphans [in their abilities] until they reach marriageable age. Then if you perceive in them sound judgement, release their property to them. And do not consume it excessively and quickly, [anticipating] that they will grow up. And whoever, [when acting as guardian], is self-sufficient should refrain [from taking a fee]; and whoever is poor - let him take according to what is acceptable. Then when you release their property to them, bring witnesses upon them. And sufficient is Allah as Accountant.


Edit: OP is your name Maximilian


This is your chance to Please Allah insha'allah. A chance to gain reward alhamduillah

Diqnol

Bitch I look like Goku
Bitch I look like Vegeta
I'm hopping out that old school
64 Impala, swagged up
Bitch I'm poppin bottles, bag up

Bitch I look like goku
I'm hoppin out dat old school
loving up that Pro Tool
Super saiyan swagger
Bitches on my dick
Because all my albums platinum
I don't give a gently caress because
I'm swagged up to the maximum

Bitch I look like Gohan
Smoking up that marijuana
Bitch I'm having so much
Dre know how the gently caress I do it all
I'm bout to wear it all

Got money homie, Gucci shirt, Louis pants swaggin
Bentley hit me for a pretty rear end platinum
Yeah! Drop top swaggin like yeah!
Hollering out "Wooo!" Like Ric Flair
Swag swag, I look like Vince McMahon
Swag gettin' money, yeah I look like Peter Pan
Swag Swag I got Death Note swag
Dat anime swag put a nigga in bag

Bitch I look like Goku
Ridin in my old school
Smoking up the pro tool

pig slut lisa

irl is good


drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

lmao

i am he

i love you op

deep dish peat moss

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Bitch I look like Goku
Bitch I look like Vegeta
I'm hopping out that old school
64 Impala, swagged up
Bitch I'm poppin bottles, bag up

Bitch I look like goku
I'm hoppin out dat old school
loving up that Pro Tool
Super saiyan swagger
Bitches on my dick
Because all my albums platinum
I don't give a gently caress because
I'm swagged up to the maximum

Bitch I look like Gohan
Smoking up that marijuana
Bitch I'm having so much
Dre know how the gently caress I do it all
I'm bout to wear it all

Got money homie, Gucci shirt, Louis pants swaggin
Bentley hit me for a pretty rear end platinum
Yeah! Drop top swaggin like yeah!
Hollering out "Wooo!" Like Ric Flair
Swag swag, I look like Vince McMahon
Swag gettin' money, yeah I look like Peter Pan
Swag Swag I got Death Note swag
Dat anime swag put a nigga in bag

Bitch I look like Goku
Ridin in my old school
Smoking up the pro tool

City of Glompton


nice


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Wertjoe

Postin'
Postin'
Pot roast?
Its roastin'

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Diqnol


Now for the killshot: That's a soulja boy song.

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