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May 2, 2015 04:53
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son gay. so what posted:Olde Dogge Inn 
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May 2, 2015 05:00
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May 2, 2015 05:05
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[Spoken] Hurf de Durf its BYOB time Sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme This is BYOB and you can hang with me You can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me If you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down Just post a thread and they come around Glompin all over your melancholy posts Especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop Because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop It's all about threads see how many you can make See how many times you can make a post that is fake Post a kitten picture and make the tables break And sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake Make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick If dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks And even if youre not you can still be a chick Just post some other girls picture, thats the trick If youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews Sit down right here and ill tell you some news Here in the yob its not about attention You dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection It BYOB, BYOB time [Spoken] Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine |
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May 2, 2015 05:05
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Mapparu posted:[Spoken] 
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 05:17 on May 2, 2015 |
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May 2, 2015 05:14
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Hold on... that one's not autoplaying. let me fix that ok I fixed it
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May 2, 2015 05:16
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Hick Magnet posted:Hold on... that one's not autoplaying. let me fix that ---------------- |
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May 2, 2015 05:18
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Hick Magnet posted:Hold on... that one's not autoplaying. let me fix that |
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May 2, 2015 05:19
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noen of these are working for me :[ |
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May 2, 2015 05:20
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ON APRIL I, 1924, because of the sentence handed down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at Landsberg on the Lech. Thus, after years of uninterrupted work, I was afforded for the first time an opportunity to embark on a task insisted upon by many and felt to be serviceable to the movement by myself. Therefore, I resolved not only to set forth, in two volumes, the object of our movement, but also to draw a picture of its development. From this more can be learned than from any purely doctrinary treatise. That also gave me the opportunity to describe my own development, as far as this is necessary for the understand- ing of the first as well as the second volume, and which may serve to destroy the evil legends created about my person by the Jewish press. With this work I do not address myself to strangers, but to those adherents of the movement who belong to it with their hearts and whose reason now seeks a more intimate enlightenment. I know that one is able to win people far more by the spoken than by the written word, and that every great movement on this globe owes its rise to the great speakers and not to the great writers. Nevertheless, the basic elements of a doctrine must be set down in permanent form in order that it may be repre- sented in the same way and in unity. In this connection these two volumes should serve as building stones which I add to our common work. THE AUTHOR LANDSBERG ON THE LECH PRISON OF THB FORTRESS ---------------- |
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May 2, 2015 05:22
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I have to go to bed in about an hour so put your words here soon if you want to hear them |
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May 2, 2015 05:22
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Right before you drop it makes sure to say welcome to my struggle.
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May 2, 2015 05:24
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i am he posted:noen of these are working for me :[ I had to make a account Omg OP you're awesome I think I love byob now |
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May 2, 2015 05:27
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drilldo squirt posted:ON APRIL I, 1924, because of the sentence handed  I'm certain this was a mistake |
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May 2, 2015 05:28
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I love you.
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May 2, 2015 05:29
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I'm laughing so hard right now.
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May 2, 2015 05:31
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i am he posted:noen of these are working for me :[ I don't know why not... 
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May 2, 2015 05:31
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My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride, From every mountainside, let freedom ring! And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania. Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado. Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California. But not only that: Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia. Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee. Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring. ---------------- |
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May 2, 2015 05:32
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Would you be mad if I posted the articles of confederation?
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May 2, 2015 05:33
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should limit 1 request per user, before drilldo goes crazy with excerpts |
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May 2, 2015 05:37
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drilldo squirt posted:My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. I was having a hard tim e keeping a straight face for this one 
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May 2, 2015 05:38
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Grass Effect posted:should limit 1 request per user, before drilldo goes crazy with excerpts Why don't you post some words yourself?? |
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May 2, 2015 05:42
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I found the preamble for the soviet constitution but it seems kinda thick.
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May 2, 2015 05:44
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[clicks a link to play a presentation for everyone at work] oh... ahh.. uhh poo poo [rap of hitler speech starts playing] umm it's the wrong file everyone, I'm sorry... |
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May 2, 2015 05:47
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Someone rapping the intro to mein kamf would make me respect them even more. I don't know what kind of jerks you work for but drat.
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May 2, 2015 05:50
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I'll do one more before I go to bed if someone will post something... |
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May 2, 2015 05:52
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Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies. Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand, dare seize the fire? And what shoulder, & what art, Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand? & what dread feet? What the hammer? what the chain, In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? what dread grasp, Dare its deadly terrors clasp! When the stars threw down their spears And water'd heaven with their tears: Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee? Tyger Tyger burning bright, In the forests of the night: What immortal hand or eye, Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
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May 2, 2015 05:54
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It is known that Maxwell's electrodynamics—as usually understood at the present time—when applied to moving bodies, leads to asymmetries which do not appear to be inherent in the phenomena. Take, for example, the reciprocal electrodynamic action of a magnet and a conductor. The observable phenomenon here depends only on the relative motion of the conductor and the magnet, whereas the customary view draws a sharp distinction between the two cases in which either the one or the other of these bodies is in motion. For if the magnet is in motion and the conductor at rest, there arises in the neighbourhood of the magnet an electric field with a certain definite energy, producing a current at the places where parts of the conductor are situated. But if the magnet is stationary and the conductor in motion, no electric field arises in the neighbourhood of the magnet. In the conductor, however, we find an electromotive force, to which in itself there is no corresponding energy, but which gives rise—assuming equality of relative motion in the two cases discussed—to electric currents of the same path and intensity as those produced by the electric forces in the former case. Examples of this sort, together with the unsuccessful attempts to discover any motion of the earth relatively to the “light medium,” suggest that the phenomena of electrodynamics as well as of mechanics possess no properties corresponding to the idea of absolute rest. They suggest rather that, as has already been shown to the first order of small quantities, the same laws of electrodynamics and optics will be valid for all frames of reference for which the equations of mechanics hold good.1 We will raise this conjecture (the purport of which will hereafter be called the “Principle of Relativity”) to the status of a postulate, and also introduce another postulate, which is only apparently irreconcilable with the former, namely, that light is always propagated in empty space with a definite velocity c which is independent of the state of motion of the emitting body. These two postulates suffice for the attainment of a simple and consistent theory of the electrodynamics of moving bodies based on Maxwell's theory for stationary bodies. The introduction of a “luminiferous ether” will prove to be superfluous inasmuch as the view here to be developed will not require an “absolutely stationary space” provided with special properties, nor assign a velocity-vector to a point of the empty space in which electromagnetic processes take place. |
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May 2, 2015 05:55
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Do Silu's as I love that blake poem |
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May 2, 2015 05:56
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Technology is a glittering lure. But there is the rare occasion when the public can be engaged on a level beyond flash, if they have a sentimental bond with the product. My first job, I was in house at a fur company with this old pro copywriter, Greek, named Teddy. And Teddy told me the most important idea in advertising was ‘new.’ Creates an itch. You simply put your product in there as a kind of calamine lotion. But he also talked about a deeper bond with the product: nostalgia. It’s delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek nostalgia literally means ‘the pain from an old wound.’ It’s a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a space ship. It’s a time machine. It goes backwards, forwards. Takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It’s not called ‘The Wheel.’ It’s called ‘The Carousel.’ It lets us travel the way a child travels. Around and around and back home again to a place where we know we are loved.
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May 2, 2015 05:58
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Questions, Comments, Suggestions? email GBSNiteCrew@gmail.com. 
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City of Glompton posted:Tyger Tyger, burning bright, 
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May 2, 2015 06:04
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That's it for tonight but this is fun and I'll do more soon so keep posting whatever |
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May 2, 2015 06:04
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The beat was poorly chosen on that one |
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May 2, 2015 06:06
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May 2, 2015 06:07
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HOW IT WORKS Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed our path. Those who do not recover are people who cannot or will not completely give themselves to this simple program, usually men and women who are constitutionally incapable of being honest with themselves. There are such unfortunates. They are not at fault; they seem to have been born that way. They are naturally incapable of grasping and developing a manner of living which demands rigorous honesty. Their chances are less than average. There are those, too, who suffer from grave emotional and mental disorders, but many of them do recover if they have the capacity to be honest. Our stories disclose in a general way what we used to be like, what happened, and what we are like now. If you have decided you want what we have and are willing to go to any length to get it-then you are ready to take certain steps. At some of these we balked. We thought we could find an easier, softer way. But we could not. With all the earnestness at our command, we beg of you to be fearless and thorough from the very start. Some of us have tried to hold on to our old ideas and the result was nil until we let go absolutely. Remember that we deal with alcohol-cunning, baffling, powerful! Without help it is too much for us. But there is One who has all power-that One is God. May you find Him now! Half measures availed us nothing. We stood at the turning point. We asked His protection and care with complete abandon. Here are the steps we took, which are suggested as a program of recovery: 1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol — that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs. Many of us exclaimed, "What an order! I can't go through with it." Do not be discouraged. No one among us has been able to maintain anything like perfect adherence to these principles. We are not saints. The point is, that we are willing to grow along spiritual lines. The principles we have set down are guides to progress. We claim spiritual progress rather than spiritual perfection. Our description of the alcoholic, the chapter to the agnostic, and our personal adventures before and after make clear three pertinent ideas: (a) That we were alcoholic and could not manage our own lives. (b) That probably no human power could have relieved our alcoholism. (c) That God could and would if He were sought.
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May 2, 2015 06:24
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There's No Earthly Way of Knowing Which Direction We Are Going Round the world and home again That’s the sailor’s way Faster faster, faster faster There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There’s no knowing where we’re rowing Or which way the river’s flowing Is it raining, is it snowing Is a hurricane a-blowing Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing Is the grisly reaper mowing Yes, the danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing
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May 2, 2015 16:11
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I'll record some after work, but the rznv rap is now by far the most listened-to thing I've ever recorded. Nice. |
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joke_explainer posted:It is known that Maxwell's electrodynamics—as usually understood at the present time—when applied to moving bodies, leads to asymmetries which do not appear to be inherent in the phenomena. Take, for example, the reciprocal electrodynamic action of a magnet and a conductor. The observable phenomenon here depends only on the relative motion of the conductor and the magnet, whereas the customary view draws a sharp distinction between the two cases in which either the one or the other of these bodies is in motion. For if the magnet is in motion and the conductor at rest, there arises in the neighbourhood of the magnet an electric field with a certain definite energy, producing a current at the places where parts of the conductor are situated. But if the magnet is stationary and the conductor in motion, no electric field arises in the neighbourhood of the magnet. In the conductor, however, we find an electromotive force, to which in itself there is no corresponding energy, but which gives rise—assuming equality of relative motion in the two cases discussed—to electric currents of the same path and intensity as those produced by the electric forces in the former case. Einstein wrote a few sick rhymes man 
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