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Piso Mojado

Using the power invested in me by the Unitarian Church and the state of Missouri, I would like to offer my services to anyone wanting to get married online now!

this is a big moment for some lucky posters, so grab your Byob luvva and let's do this.

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Piso Mojado

I got Pam here from the local Huddle House on the organ (thanks Pam!)

Piso Mojado

I will marry man-woman, man-man, woman-woman, man-man-woman, and dog-cat. all other requests will be on a case by case basis.

landy.
what about man-woman-woman?


Piso Mojado

landy. posted:

what about man-woman-woman?

maybe, do you have someone in mind?

Piso Mojado

tbh, they're better off without the man at all in that case

Miss Psychosis

o_O

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
i want to gay marry my forums girlfriend siluvayne

i am he

i want to be married

Hello Meow
no

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i'm married to god, op

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City of Glompton

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

i want to gay marry my forums girlfriend siluvayne

ilu bb


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
does my fiancee get grandfathered into the postin' gals? im in

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landy.

Piso Mojado posted:

maybe, do you have someone in mind?

no, I was just exploring my options


pogi

This is for Chill la Chill:

nobya ko, Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sayo.

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

ilu2<3

pogi

also:

Postiso ka ba? Kasi hindi ako makangiti ng wala ka

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wertjoe

As a unitarian can you help me build bridges between my divisions?

the unabonger

i am he posted:

i want to be married

ill marry u

Piso Mojado

i am he posted:

i want to be married

ohhh. I hope he says yes! :pray:

Mapparu

is bird-bird okay? or rabbit-rabbit?
birds are gay
rabbits are lesbians hope this isnt a problem they are both good pets

Mapparu

the birds are lovebirds please let me get the married

Al Borland

by XyloJW
I met a nice girl about 3 weeks ago things are going well and we get along nicely. She likes fighting games and knows what I'm talking about when I make jokes about video games and poo poo in general. Although it is early along can you get us married? She may not know about the marriage tho, does the other person have to know?

Or can I surprise them with itl ike 5 years down the line? That we've been married.

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

Mapparu posted:

the birds are lovebirds please let me get the married


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Senior Management



Looking for a BYOB wife. Requirements: Must like BBQ. Cannot be Dog Crash Truther. Weed optional.

:jerry:

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Senior Management



Everyone is now married to Piso Mojado. It was a trap all along.

:jerry:

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