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Using the power invested in me by the Unitarian Church and the state of Missouri, I would like to offer my services to anyone wanting to get married online now! this is a big moment for some lucky posters, so grab your Byob luvva and let's do this. |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 02:57 |
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I got Pam here from the local Huddle House on the organ (thanks Pam!) |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 02:59 |
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I will marry man-woman, man-man, woman-woman, man-man-woman, and dog-cat. all other requests will be on a case by case basis. |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:02 |
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what about man-woman-woman?
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:12 |
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landy. posted:what about man-woman-woman? maybe, do you have someone in mind? |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:14 |
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tbh, they're better off without the man at all in that case |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:17 |
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o_O
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:21 |
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i want to gay marry my forums girlfriend siluvayne
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:28 |
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i want to be married |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:35 |
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no
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:37 |
i'm married to god, op
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:38 |
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Glass Bottom Boat posted:i want to gay marry my forums girlfriend siluvayne ilu bb
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:43 |
does my fiancee get grandfathered into the postin' gals? im in
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:55 |
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Piso Mojado posted:maybe, do you have someone in mind? no, I was just exploring my options
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 03:58 |
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This is for Chill la Chill: nobya ko, Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sayo. |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 06:48 |
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City of Glompton posted:ilu bb ilu2<3
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 07:00 |
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also: Postiso ka ba? Kasi hindi ako makangiti ng wala ka http://instantrimshot.com/ |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 07:10 |
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As a unitarian can you help me build bridges between my divisions? |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 07:31 |
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i am he posted:i want to be married ill marry u
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 07:59 |
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i am he posted:i want to be married i flunked out posted:ill marry u ohhh. I hope he says yes! |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:02 |
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is bird-bird okay? or rabbit-rabbit? birds are gay rabbits are lesbians hope this isnt a problem they are both good pets |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:53 |
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the birds are lovebirds please let me get the married |
# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:53 |
I met a nice girl about 3 weeks ago things are going well and we get along nicely. She likes fighting games and knows what I'm talking about when I make jokes about video games and poo poo in general. Although it is early along can you get us married? She may not know about the marriage tho, does the other person have to know? Or can I surprise them with itl ike 5 years down the line? That we've been married. ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 10:12 |
Mapparu posted:the birds are lovebirds please let me get the married + ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 10:12 |
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Looking for a BYOB wife. Requirements: Must like BBQ. Cannot be Dog Crash Truther. Weed optional.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 16:22 |
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Everyone is now married to Piso Mojado. It was a trap all along.
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# ? Jun 28, 2015 21:48 |