- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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DM: You stand at the edge of a tall cliff. Would you like to get a better look?
Me: No, i'm good
DM: You feel strangely compelled to peer over the edge.
Me: N..NO!
DM: You want to jump, you have nothing left to live for. You want to end this wretched life.
Me: [crying] no i want to live!
DM: You companions agree this is a good idea.
Me: What?
Everyone else: It's true.
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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'Rogue: Alright, we climb down the hole, using the grappling hook and rope to slow our descent, using the ever bright rod for light.'
'DM: Alright. You proceed further into the dungeon. Roll a fortitude save.'
*rolls*
'DM: Alright. Everyone passes out, and sixteen rounds later, is dead.'
*confusion, complaints*
'Wizard: What the gently caress? Why?'
'DM: The dungeon foreman was performing a nitrogen flush of this area of the dungeon to prevent oxidization damage to chests etc. You guys entered a confined space without a permit or sufficient knowledge about the situation, and asphyxiated due to lack of oxygen. The ever bright rod doesn't require oxygen to burn, regular torches might have tipped you off. Inattention to detail can be deadly.'
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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I think my copy of Dungeon Master 2 is trying to kill me. There's smoke and weird lights coming from the monitor and... did the theme song always sound like "Don't copy that floppy" ?
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