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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Gotta go with the weird bi dude here.

All things being equal an average woman is a lot more pleasing to the eye than the average man who either looks like Larry the Cable guy or a skinned bear.

Eliminating statistical outliers; gays and women are mentally ill for having anything to do with the average man

You're right, balls are seriously disgusting

But let's not forget butts ! A lady butt has a much nicer shape than a man butt.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
generally lady turds are of a much better consistency and texture than man turds

Robot Made of Meat
Oct 16, 2015

Decebal posted:

You're right, balls are seriously disgusting

But let's not forget butts ! A lady butt has a much nicer shape than a man butt.

More wrongness detected.

Balls are fun and sexy, and men definitely have more nicely-shaped butts.

(It's almost like opinions are subjective, and therefore not necessarily shared by all. This does not, however, invalidate any given opinion.)

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Robot Made of Meat posted:

More wrongness detected.

Balls are fun and sexy, and men definitely have more nicely-shaped butts.

(It's almost like opinions are subjective, and therefore not necessarily shared by all. This does not, however, invalidate any given opinion.)

If that's the case, why are more women used to advertise or even to just stand next to a product ? Women are just more aesthetically pleasing to the eye

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

Decebal posted:

If that's the case, why are more women used to advertise or even to just stand next to a product ? Women are just more aesthetically pleasing to the eye

fuckin A


and before someone chimes in with 'because sex sells and men like it,' most household purchasing decisions are made by women.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
men: pee pee
women: doo doo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

FishionMailed posted:

fuckin A


and before someone chimes in with 'because sex sells and men like it,' most household purchasing decisions are made by women.

Yes BUT according to my research, most, if not all women are secretly bi.

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
ITT arguing about subjective opinions.

Remember, there are actual real life people that prefer the "aesthetic" of cartoon ponies to any real humans.

Can we go back to talking about the differences between guy poop and girl poop? Those are the things that really matter.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
more of the PSAs that seem to be targeted exclusively towards stupid people please OP

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

bubblebee posted:

ITT arguing about subjective opinions.

Remember, there are actual real life people that prefer the "aesthetic" of cartoon ponies to any real humans.

Can we go back to talking about the differences between guy poop and girl poop? Those are the things that really matter.

you can be subjective about the colour of the sky but you would also be wrong.

what we have here is a bunch of people who keep chiming in about how their subjective opinion is wrong and out of touch with 95% of humanity

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

look, all im trying to say is that being gay, or being a woman is a mental illness.

i dont see how thats an unreasonable proposition.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Whole lotta badposting mincing dumbdumbs itt

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Anyone who brings up subjectivity on the internet should go lick the floor of a portajohn

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pitdragon posted:

more of the PSAs that seem to be targeted exclusively towards stupid people please OP

Your wish is my command



And I think we can ALL relate to this one here :smuggo:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

the horrifying thought of four whole choices

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

dunk a real pickle, realdo

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



It's bigoted to notice that sexual dimorphism exists, I'm telling the sjws on u

Brosnan
Nov 13, 2004

Pwning the incels with my waifu fg character. Get trolled :twisted:
Lipstick Apathy

I seriously can't even figure out what this is trying to communicate.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


decisions?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Men dont put on clothes before having the only drink available - beer

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
20% of womens choices on pants are flared denim jeans also

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

Isaac posted:

20% of womens choices on pants are flared denim jeans also

Also women can't drink beer.

We will die.

Or like idk our manicures will fall off or something.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
girly drinks own way harder than beer anyway

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I was reading some metal magazine in the back of this dudes car and it made out like jagermeister was rhe toughest drink of all. Its liquorice flavoured. Gin and tonic is the beat drink for any gender

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Robo Reagan posted:

girly drinks own way harder than beer anyway

"one watered down drink that will get me lightly buzzed and give me a miserable hangover in the morning, please" - an idiot

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Business Gorillas posted:

"one watered down drink that will get me lightly buzzed and give me a miserable hangover in the morning, please" - an idiot

i guess if youre retarded and go to a lovely bar yeah

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Sheep-Goats posted:

Whole lotta badposting mincing dumbdumbs itt

Thread's still in GBS right?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My friend invited this giro drinking a long island iced tea to my place and we ended up playing strip poker and 4 dudes and one hot girl were naked and somehow the night sucked

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
That moose dude does have a point

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Is the moose fondling his balls in the first panel?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Men have a small pair of balls down by their groin while women have a much larger pair of balls on their chest.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is the moose fondling his balls in the first panel?

Its called moose knuckle for a reason

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

Isaac posted:

Gin and tonic is the beat drink for any gender

This is what I am drinking right now. I agree.

It tastes like sparkling spices wheee

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



Please don't post pictures of my wife and I

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Big dick butt gently caress bringing le funny ITT.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is the moose fondling his balls in the first panel?

It's Space Moose, so probably yes.

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