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"If there's one thing I regret, it's that we didn't - uhhh - we couldn't find a way to bridge the gap and cooperate more with the - uhhhh - my republican counterparts. We didn't find a way to bring them more into the process, to bring validity to their - uhhh - their equally valid viewpoints"
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He will run his hands together and say "I'm about to make so many millions of dollars giving speeches for the rest of my life" while going in between a mansion in Hawaii and dumbass colleges that pay him to make 200k a pop to give speeches that basically don't really say anything at all except generic political stuff.
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Feb 13, 2016 22:46
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*cleans Scalia's blood off knife*
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Feb 13, 2016 23:06
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*Appoints self to supreme court*
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Feb 13, 2016 23:08
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If Jeb! or Hilary wins *dump a huge pile of 'W' keys on a desk, with a note saying we found them in a storage closet*
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Feb 13, 2016 23:11
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Feb 13, 2016 23:19
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i loving knew his white hands didn't make sense
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Feb 14, 2016 00:06
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Trast posted:*Is nominated for the Supreme Court by President Sanders when Justice Alito chokes on chicken bone.* so close to greatness
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Feb 14, 2016 00:16
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*recess appoints a baby to the supreme court*
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Feb 14, 2016 01:06
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*sneaks into Oval Office with Hillary after midnight and douses everything with kerosene*
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Feb 14, 2016 01:41
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*uncaps sharpie, crosses out 2nd amendment, nods to self in satisfaction"
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Feb 14, 2016 05:27
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*Publishes an executive order forcing all congressional republicans to go gently caress themselves*
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Feb 14, 2016 05:58
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:pisses on carpet, thinks about blaming Bo again, before deciding gently caress it, I'll admit to this one:
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Feb 14, 2016 06:01
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*nominates self to supreme court*
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Feb 14, 2016 06:08
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*resigns to allow President Diamond Joe to nominate him to the SCOTUS*
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Feb 14, 2016 06:24
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*resigns, has Biden appoint him to SCOTUS, moonwalks out*
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Feb 14, 2016 06:28
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*tortures some folks*
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Feb 14, 2016 06:32
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pardons some legit terrible criminals
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Feb 14, 2016 18:27
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obama pardon the unabomber
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Feb 14, 2016 19:59
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*gets some dominos*
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Feb 14, 2016 20:21
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i would drag my sweaty balls across every surface in the white house
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