Hey yall. I have the equipment but need some motivation to practice recording, mixing, doing voiceovers, etc. itt post something you would like to hear a commercial for. Here are some examples of what I'm looking for -Fake, funny or absurd scripts for commercials for products companies that actually exist -Scripts for entirely new fake products or companies -Lyrics to jingles for any of the above -Just ideas for products or companies -Persona through which any of the above could be expressed that would enhance it -Whatever else you want Any of this can be as profane or offensive as you like. Please feel free to collaborate and expand on each other's requests I make no promises about timeline of completion or how many I will be able to record. I also will most likely make adjustments of my own to whatever is selected. If any of them need 2 people for a dialog type situation, or just whatever, I am open to collaboration in that sort of stuff too |
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 13:41 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:24 |
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"Adventure! History! Tawdry women! For all this and more, come to scenic Cincinnati, Ohio, where the drinks are as full-bodied as the people! This former pork capital of the world invites you to enjoy any of our celebrated local delicacies, such as ground beef with cheese and noodles, ground beef with oatmeal, and bacon. The scenic Ohio River Valley is the perfect place to dump a body discreetly or score some heroin on the cheap. If you want entertainment, you can't go wrong with one of the city's riots. And Cincinnati is great to visit all year long, whether you prefer humid infernos or frozen, dark hellscapes! Come to Cincinnati, where you can escape from it all... in the Heart of it All!" (Personal disclaimer: I actually like Cincinnati and there are worse places in America to be)
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 15:21 |
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Also, this is a cool thread and I appreciate you doing it! If you want a suggestion for background music: http://youtu.be/wbobN1lS2Bg
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 15:35 |
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Alternate tagline: "Come to Cincinnati, where one in three people can speak in tongues"
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# ? Mar 26, 2016 16:12 |
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3739133
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 02:14 |
i have difficulty typing appropriate posts
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 10:45 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:24 |
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"Soma is good, Soma so fun. Pop a Soma before sommar is done!" |
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