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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

JB50 posted:

Ya hit any sweet jumps with it yet?

I do lots of wheelies and hit sweet jumps with mine:



you're an enormous bitch

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
can we not do the "im a goon and i hate motorcycles bevause theyre dangerous" thing

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i hate motorcycles because they are dumb fashion accessories for closeted gay men with masculinity problems. them being dangerous is only an added benefit.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Iron Prince posted:

i hate motorcycles because they are dumb fashion accessories for closeted gay men with masculinity problems. them being dangerous is only an added benefit.

no you hate them because you are scared of them. remember what yoda said

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
yeah but im open about my gayness and masculinity problems and it's why i drive a civic del sol

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JB50 posted:

Ya hit any sweet jumps with it yet?

I do lots of wheelies and hit sweet jumps with mine:



Is that a mother loving Rhino?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

The Bananana posted:

Is that a mother loving Rhino?

Right on!

rio
Mar 20, 2008

JB50 posted:

Ya hit any sweet jumps with it yet?

I do lots of wheelies and hit sweet jumps with mine:



Is that a charcoal grill on the back of your bike because of so, well done

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

no you hate them because you are scared of them. remember what yoda said

Gay, motorcycles are. Yeeeeeesss

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

rio posted:

Is that a charcoal grill on the back of your bike because of so, well done

its a box to put your beers in

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
i feel sorta sad for people who will never ride a motorcycle, for whatever reasons.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JB50 posted:

Right on!

You son of a bitch. I want one. Is it gimmicky, or does the lower barrel position actually improve firing/recoil?

(Yes yes, guns, motorcycles, my dick is small, etc, et al.)

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

rio posted:

Is it fast enough to get away from cops? The majority of people I know that have bikes have run from the cops at least once successfully so you might want to start considering what to do in that situation

not really, but ive run from the cops before in slower cars, so yeah? in a sense , its not really about speed of course

Iron Prince posted:

good job, needledick

thanks

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

how long do you just idle and rev it without actually going anywhere so that everyone in a mile radius knows that there's an obnoxious cocksucker in the area

well, none, until I read this comment, now I guess I have to

Rasta_Al posted:

Everything you need to know about riding safely can be found in this DMX instructional video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E

I forgot about this instrsuctional, thanks!

JB50 posted:

Ya hit any sweet jumps with it yet?

I do lots of wheelies and hit sweet jumps with mine:



is this one of those SUMO things??

JB50 posted:

This is bad advice, ignore this man.

I know from experience.

yes, it is, I agree

Enfield posted:

can we not do the "im a goon and i hate motorcycles bevause theyre dangerous" thing

honestlyt im pretty shocked how little of that there is

Iron Prince posted:

i hate motorcycles because they are dumb fashion accessories for closeted gay men with masculinity problems. them being dangerous is only an added benefit.

probably for some, like you.

cant wait to show up to the biker meet to show off my triple fanny packs and 10 foot windscreen, lol i bet they cant stop thinking about my cock

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Motogoon checking in

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

The Bananana posted:

You son of a bitch. I want one. Is it gimmicky, or does the lower barrel position actually improve firing/recoil?

(Yes yes, guns, motorcycles, my dick is small, etc, et al.)

Id say it helps, but I dont have a regular revolver to compare it with. :shrug:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

is this one of those SUMO things??

Ya supermoto for fun and hooliganery.

Klimpy Borf
Oct 22, 2010
Beautiful bike, you definitely went for the right style for commuting.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Ill be honest I expected nothing but a poo poo sandwich here, but I'll be the first to admit, I truly thank you guys fo ryour good wises. I do hope I have a lot of fun with this one., Safely, at first :)

Marv Albert
May 15, 2003

SV650 is a good choice any day.

Motorcycles are fun and good and relatively not very goony. Riding more is a good first step to breaking your chains of goonery.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
what happened to the lower fairing op

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

AugmentedVision posted:

what happened to the lower fairing op

its supposed to be a standard but it has a partial fairing for some reason i think they look better without them bevause i am incredibly smart and have good taste

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
yes

Yerok
Jan 11, 2009
What a nice safe practical motorcycle.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe

JB50 posted:

Ya hit any sweet jumps with it yet?

I do lots of wheelies and hit sweet jumps with mine:



We get it, you vape like guns.

Revenants Return
Mar 28, 2016

by Shine
goongrats

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS
An SV650 is just a bitch bike like a sportster but for people with CS degrees.

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS
It's like cmon get a gixxer or run back to your 250. Hurrr let me put a bunch of bits from other better bikes on my poo poo bike!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

astrollinthepork posted:

An SV650 is just a bitch bike like a sportster but for people with CS degrees.

Its a good starter bike, unlike the idiot who I work with who bought a brand new ZX-14r as his first motorcycle. Crashed it on his second ride and broke his hip.

Just be careful not to get too close to the side of the road gravel and get sucked into the ditch.

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS
Nah it's a bike for people who want to be motogp champs but can't handle the fearsome cbr600f4i

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I was riding around for like two hours and it was windy and scary ! Lol when I got off the bike I kept feeling like I was falling over

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I was riding around for like two hours and it was windy and scary ! Lol when I got off the bike I kept feeling like I was falling over

As long as you make it back in one piece youve done your job. Crosswinds suck.

Jackfruited Stormtrooper
Feb 15, 2007

master of his domain
cool organ donor but check this bad boy out

just did the wheels tures brakes chain chainguard swingarm and electric ignition what do you think

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

white chris rock posted:

cool organ donor but check this bad boy out

just did the wheels tures brakes chain chainguard swingarm and electric ignition what do you think

I think you need to pay attention to mom dad

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd ride a motorbike if I had a big fat guy as a riding partner. Would be like those two big fat biker twins in that one picture. Would be glorious

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

white chris rock posted:

cool organ donor but check this bad boy out

just did the wheels tures brakes chain chainguard swingarm and electric ignition what do you think

What year is it. My wife has a 73 CB500 and it looks similar to that. Hers is an automatic LOL.

Jackfruited Stormtrooper
Feb 15, 2007

master of his domain
it's a 78 and has been a pain in the rear end since i bought it

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the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Have fun getting killed as soon as you turn it on, idiot

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