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Back in March, a dude moved into my lane without looking and mashed up my right rear passenger door with his mirror. I got out ready to fight but it was some weedy rear end kid who looked ready to piss himself. Like two hours later I realized how lucky I was because if it had been anyone even moderately not weedy-rear end or armed LOL I'd have been a dead man. So like I guess unless you are literally Dwayne the Rock Johnson, don't go starting road rage fights. But then if you are in fact Dwayne the Rock Johnson, you'd probably just follow the offending car and when they got out to fight you you'd just shake their hand, maybe hug them And whisper softly to them "I forgive you, my child."
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Moridin920 posted:Cut someone off then pull over to fight them? That's a brilliant way to get shot, OP. Yeah but how else are you supposed to pow pow
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Jul 11, 2016 20:52
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at bars then if you win the pow pow you get to have girls fawn over you and pow pow some more yaddadamean?
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Jul 11, 2016 20:57
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Hey op, don't let these trolls make you feel bad. Your story was hilarious and we all do stupid poo poo like that from time to time. You will treasure this memory and laugh back at it over the years. OP remember this: You have balls. You see, many goons are passive types who are afraid of non-bitchy manly confrontation. You though...not only are you not afraid of that, but you instigate it. Good job, and hold your head up high, for you are a man among children.
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Jul 11, 2016 21:13
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shame he didnt kill ya
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Jul 11, 2016 21:27
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satanic splash-back posted:look at this tough guy here, i wouldn't mess with him, he's tough. Good call. But if the guy didn't have his windows open and I couldn't tell he was more Kevin James than Kimbo Slice I probably would have keep driving and maybe tried to passive-aggressively box him in behind a moving van. If you're a chubby guy with a goatee, tinted-window anonymity is your friend in a situation like this. I assume you must keep your windows rolled up.
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Jul 11, 2016 21:30
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Every time someone tries to "fight" me I casually explain how they are a disgrace to humanity and should reevaluate their stance on life. Then they shoot me.
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Jul 11, 2016 22:38
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mostlygray posted:Once someone cut me off so I tapped my breaks to allow him in and then moved on with my life. gently caress you, want to pow pow? The only time I've succumbed to legit road rage, some guy driving his mom or grandma aggressively cut across a lane and a divider infront of me without using a turn signal or having emergency lights on. So for the next 3 miles I'm riding his rear end and am laying on the horn the entire time. I hope the constant horn sound caused them some psychological trama, or at the very least his mom gave him an earful.
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Jul 12, 2016 00:34
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Lol I love little bitch white boys like this. News flash cum-skins the Mexican race are your betters. We take your jobs, we take your wives, and God drat right we take your dignity when you scuttle away from the fight. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 12, 2016 00:42
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objects in mirror posted:Hey op, don't let these trolls make you feel bad. Your story was hilarious and we all do stupid poo poo like that from time to time. You will treasure this memory and laugh back at it over the years. I love you
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Jul 12, 2016 00:57
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Volume posted:Lol I love little bitch white boys like this. News flash cum-skins the Mexican race are your betters. We take your jobs, we take your wives, and God drat right we take your dignity when you scuttle away from the fight. If you got nothing to lose, fighting is a decent way to solve conflicts
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Jul 12, 2016 01:56
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lol im driving out to canoga park in a couple minutes, lets meet up and fight irl tony homo, that or drink beers at The Instant Replay 
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Jul 12, 2016 02:03
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Nooner posted:lol im driving out to canoga park in a couple minutes, lets meet up and fight irl tony homo, that or drink beers at The Instant Replay I'll be there on Sunday. Let's meet up. My treat.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:01
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Time for some SEX.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:03
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Volume posted:Lol I love little bitch white boys like this. News flash cum-skins the Mexican race are your betters. We take your jobs, we take your wives, and God drat right we take your dignity when you scuttle away from the fight. White people as a race are literally immune to racial epithets FYI. It's one of the best racial traits in this existence game bruh.
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Jul 12, 2016 03:11
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Tony Homo posted:I'll be there on Sunday. Let's meet up. My treat. Can I walk in and shout "WHERE'S MY POSTING NIGGUH TONY HOMO AT ITS TIME TO POST IRL??????"
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Jul 12, 2016 03:30
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sounds like its time to start taking sign ups for Tony Homo Kung Pow Pow Dojo
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Jul 12, 2016 04:29
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Tony Homo posted:So did I win by default? Nobody won
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Jul 12, 2016 05:22
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I've never understood people who actually get upset when someone gives them the finger. It REALLY gets some people going.
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Jul 12, 2016 05:49
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I gave ur mom "the finger" of you know what I mean (The "finger" was my PENIS  )
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Jul 12, 2016 05:51
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Volume posted:Lol I love little bitch white boys like this. News flash cum-skins the Mexican race are your betters. We take your jobs, we take your wives, and God drat right we take your dignity when you scuttle away from the fight. lol
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Jul 12, 2016 16:07
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Volume posted:Lol I love little bitch white boys like this. News flash cum-skins the Mexican race are your betters. We take your jobs, we take your wives, and God drat right we take your dignity when you scuttle away from the fight. Eeeeasy now, friend. Don't make me vote Trump up in here.
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Jul 12, 2016 16:38
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Tony Homo posted:So did I win by default? No, you lost by overreacting and getting into a stupid argument that, if you had been less lucky, might have got you shot, stabbed or run over. You win by default when you ignore the other person, carry on driving and get to your destination safely and without getting arrested for being a psycho or making your own or someone else's day worse.
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Jul 12, 2016 16:59
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Saga posted:No, you lost by overreacting and getting into a stupid argument that, if you had been less lucky, might have got you shot, stabbed or run over. don't be a bitch if someone insults you you have to kill them
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