Almost got into a fight....

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Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

Today I almost got into a fight. Driving in Canoga Park I inadvertently cut off a driver. The driver then flicked me off which really got under my skin. I pulled over thinking the guy would pull over since I was pissed enough about this slight that I wanted to give him a piece of my mind.

He refuses to oblige me and continues on. At that moment I felt big and bad and followed behind him intending to just "scare" him. Well, he pulls over in a parking lot a d I stupidly stopped my car. At that moment I thought of driving off but somehow felt embarrassed if that makes any sense. This young Mexican guy comes out and meets me behind the rear left hand side of my car and gets in a fighting stance. He tells me he has kids in his car and I was following him so let's "get this poo poo going." I think to myself that this is escalating very fast and tell him he flicked me off and why the hell did he flock me off. He says "homie you cut me off so I flicked you off" then he says something like "dog you want to pow pow or are you gonna get in your car and drive the gently caress out." I tell him again why did you flick me off if it was a mistake I made? He then said "I get poo poo done home I'm with <<insert some gang name>> so you hosed with the wrong homie homie." He then asks his teenage son out of the car as he takes off his watch and hands it to him.

I then hear once again the question of we are going to pow pow or something else. I ask him if he ever saw me flick him off so what's his problem. I then said I hosed up and that required him to flick me off? He then asked to shake my hand and then he told me to get out of there. I was like wtf just happened.

As I drove home I broke it down in my head and realized I was stupid for stopping and felt dumb that I honestly was afraid but wasn't going to walk away with my tail between my legs as he had ordered me to do. I also thought I should have cussed more or came out more aggressively. I guess second guessing myself. I can only feel good that he asked me to shake his hands.

Any other goon situations similar to mine?

# ? Jul 11, 2016 03:58

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eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

Tony Homo posted:

Today I almost got into a fight. Driving in Canoga Park I inadvertently cut off a driver. The driver then flicked me off which really got under my skin. I pulled over thinking the guy would pull over since I was pissed enough about this slight that I wanted to give him a piece of my mind.

He refuses to oblige me and continues on. At that moment I felt big and bad and followed behind him intending to just "scare" him. Well, he pulls over in a parking lot a d I stupidly stopped my car. At that moment I thought of driving off but somehow felt embarrassed if that makes any sense. This young Mexican guy comes out and meets me behind the rear left hand side of my car and gets in a fighting stance. He tells me he has kids in his car and I was following him so let's "get this poo poo going." I think to myself that this is escalating very fast and tell him he flicked me off and why the hell did he flock me off. He says "homie you cut me off so I flicked you off" then he says something like "dog you want to pow pow or are you gonna get in your car and drive the gently caress out." I tell him again why did you flick me off if it was a mistake I made? He then said "I get poo poo done home I'm with <<insert some gang name>> so you hosed with the wrong homie homie." He then asks his teenage son out of the car as he takes off his watch and hands it to him.

I then hear once again the question of we are going to pow pow or something else. I ask him if he ever saw me flick him off so what's his problem. I then said I hosed up and that required him to flick me off? He then asked to shake my hand and then he told me to get out of there. I was like wtf just happened.

As I drove home I broke it down in my head and realized I was stupid for stopping and felt dumb that I honestly was afraid but wasn't going to walk away with my tail between my legs as he had ordered me to do. I also thought I should have cussed more or came out more aggressively. I guess second guessing myself. I can only feel good that he asked me to shake his hands.

Any other goon situations similar to mine?

I actually got into a fight and won.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:00

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

you should probably take up some form of meditation before your road rage gets you killed you dumbass idiot. following someone who gave you the finger? the gently caress is wrong with you?

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:00

im gay: Jul 20, 2013; by Lowtax

u got cucked

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:00

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

he wanted to gently caress you OP, how do you not know what pow pow means

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:01

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

tony homo

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:02

new phone who dis: May 24, 2007; by VideoGames; Morbid Hound

Never ever pull over to settle a road rage incident unless you enjoy not breathing.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:02

Macrowave Oven: Nov 20, 2008; Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

If you gently caress up you get the middle finger, why is this new to you?

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:09

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

I blew a tire on the way to work and pulled off in a executive office parking lot, well i dont carry a spare or a jack since that poo poo weighs my fast sports car down so i had no way to fix it with out assistance. the hot rear end florida sun is beating down on me and im trying to network on my phone to get the stuff to me so i can fix my ride and get on my way.. i guess i wasnt paying attention and i walked into the path of an oncomming car.

The well dressed business man at the wheel honked sharpley which started me and i immediatly flicked him off and yelled something maybe it was "gently caress you bitch" well he returns the finger and yells something back which i couldnt hear and starts to speed off.

As he passes me he slams on the breaks and abruptly stops. Now im thinking hell yea im gonna get to gently caress this rich boy up so i start walking over, well he lowers the window and goes sorry looks like you might need some help? i guess when he passed my car he saw my exploded tire

i said no thanks man, i got my boy coming now and he nodded and drove of

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:10

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Like a creep you followed some dude because he flipped you off, his immediate response was to tell you he had kids with him, followed by a bunch of posturing until he realized you weren't going to beat him up and he could walk away with a handshake. You were the aggressor, overacting to a meaningless gesture, he never expected you to be so butthurt about it so did what he could to scare off a weird angry loser repeatedly asking why he deserves to be flipped off for making a mistake, probably in a shakey-voiced semi-coherent way that makes you look unhinged.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:10

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Hahaha, OP you are a massive pussy. Rename thread, "Someones dad wanted to fight me and I pussed out super hard because I'm a girl that wants to talk about our feelings."

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:16

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

when he got out of his car you should have run him over. way to gently caress up your first car fight OP

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:20

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

You dumb rear end.

Don't start picking a fight if u too weak and scaredy to pull through on it. Goddamn. This is like fights 101.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:23

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Should've yelled "DON"T YOU KNOW ME?! I"M TONY HOMO, MUTHERFUCKER! I POST IN GBS!"

Dude would've ran screaming.

Also, THINK next time you get an urge like this. What if you were in a bad part of town or he actually was in a gang and had one of his boyz (with a z) following behind him?

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:23

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

It's worse than that, the mexican dad didn't want to fight, he was just kind of pushed into it by being confronted by weird guy so acted hard to scare him off. Him saying he is gang affiliated is like the minority equivalent of a little kid telling the bullies he has a big brother that will be home from college soon so they better leave him alone.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:25

Free Cheese: Sep 16, 2005; Come on, it's free; Buglord

You helped a dad and son bond so good job op

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:38

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tony Homo: lover, fighter, and ethnic minority abuser.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:41

katkillad2: Aug 30, 2004; Awake and unreal, off to nowhere

OP Tony Homo regrets he didn't get taken to pow pow town.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:50

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

So did I win by default?

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:54

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

you're pathetic and a sad little man

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:55

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I'm glad you weren't murdered OP. Which is probably what would happen the majority of the time something like this happens. Stay safe fellow Goons.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 04:56

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Don't say flicked off please it sounds dumb and makes me angry and want to pow pow

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:21

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

Tony Homo posted:

So did I win by default?

Loss by forfeit.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:25

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Tony Homo posted:

Today I almost got into a fight. Driving in Canoga Park I inadvertently cut off a driver. The driver then flicked me off which really got under my skin. I pulled over thinking the guy would pull over since I was pissed enough about this slight that I wanted to give him a piece of my mind.

He refuses to oblige me and continues on. At that moment I felt big and bad and followed behind him intending to just "scare" him. Well, he pulls over in a parking lot a d I stupidly stopped my car. At that moment I thought of driving off but somehow felt embarrassed if that makes any sense. This young Mexican guy comes out and meets me behind the rear left hand side of my car and gets in a fighting stance. He tells me he has kids in his car and I was following him so let's "get this poo poo going." I think to myself that this is escalating very fast and tell him he flicked me off and why the hell did he flock me off. He says "homie you cut me off so I flicked you off" then he says something like "dog you want to pow pow or are you gonna get in your car and drive the gently caress out." I tell him again why did you flick me off if it was a mistake I made? He then said "I get poo poo done home I'm with <<insert some gang name>> so you hosed with the wrong homie homie." He then asks his teenage son out of the car as he takes off his watch and hands it to him.

I then hear once again the question of we are going to pow pow or something else. I ask him if he ever saw me flick him off so what's his problem. I then said I hosed up and that required him to flick me off? He then asked to shake my hand and then he told me to get out of there. I was like wtf just happened.

As I drove home I broke it down in my head and realized I was stupid for stopping and felt dumb that I honestly was afraid but wasn't going to walk away with my tail between my legs as he had ordered me to do. I also thought I should have cussed more or came out more aggressively. I guess second guessing myself. I can only feel good that he asked me to shake his hands.

Any other goon situations similar to mine?

1) source your reddit c/ps
2) if not a reddit c/p, you tell me you cut a guy off, then tailgate him for a bit, posture like an rear end in a top hat, and think you're in the right? He should have shot your rear end instead

ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Jul 11, 2016

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:26

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Cowman posted:

you're pathetic and a sad little man

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:27

Rahu: Feb 14, 2009; let me just check my figures real quick here; Grimey Drawer

You should have tried punching him in the mouth, op.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:36

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

look another bitchmade valley driver

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:37

Spunky Junior Reporter!: Jul 27, 2011; Fun Shoe

lol sounds lik eOP was a huge pussy XD.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:40

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

That wasn't "almost a fight" and this thread isn't "almost" entertaining.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:42

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

lol you little bitch

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:49

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Enfield posted:

lol you little bitch

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:51

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

So you flicked him off, but in your own special way. Is the moral of the story. :flip:

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:54

Mukulu: Jul 14, 2006; Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

That poo poo ain't true, yo.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:56

snakeandbake: Aug 21, 2012; by exmarx

I'll loving fight you right now OP you loving idiot.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 05:57

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

lol you could have gotten shot , and you're an idiot too you were in the wrong and you took this to an empty parking lot ? seriously control your anger before somebody who wants to finish the fight comes along idiot

# ? Jul 11, 2016 06:14

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

don't step to me ese don't you know I'm loco?

# ? Jul 11, 2016 06:21

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

if you made this up then you're even more sad and pathetic because you couldn't at least make yourself out to be anything but sad and pathetic.

if you copy/pasted this then you're the most sad and pathetic of all because you're too lazy to make up your own story about how terrible a person you are.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 06:26

Macnult: Jul 7, 2013

Tony Homo posted:

So did I win by default?

You were flipped off because you most likely did something wrong while driving. You lost wayyy before you started.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 06:32

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Tony Homo posted:

As I drove home I broke it down in my head and realized I was stupid for stopping and felt dumb that I honestly was afraid but wasn't going to walk away with my tail between my legs as he had ordered me to do.

Well yeah, it's a step up from peeing yourself and running away crying.

But it's exactly one step up.

# ? Jul 11, 2016 06:34

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various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Motherfucker, I post in GBS

# ? Jul 11, 2016 06:43

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