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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ace of Baes posted:

If an art class you're in has a nude model, that is NOT a go head to start taking off your clothes.

Not necessarily true

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:18

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:25

google THIS

if no one else in the class is a nude model, you're it, so start doing your job

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

like many universities, our art and architecture programs were I'm the same building. The architects had a sign that said "archetects do it with models" over the models of buildings they had in the foyer. The college of art put up a sign that said "artists do it with actual models" that was quickly taken down because honestly, we mostly did it with each other.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 20:25

Music Theory: Avatar by Garden Walker

Really wish someone had told me how to leave the Haley center; I've walked past room 3402 three times in the last hour

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:53

Stool Sample: EVERYONE Poops!?

if you plan on going to grad school, start prepping like...second semester junior year. take classes with tenured profs and make yourself known to them so you can get good letters of recommendation, and give yourself more than three months to study for the GRE.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 08:41

Palpek: Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

when nude modeling do not get an erection

# ? Sep 9, 2016 09:37

Macnult

when drawing a nude model, do not draw with your erection

# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

You people are so wrong about the whole nude model thing

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:15

Macnult

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

You people are so wrong about the whole nude model thing

when drawing nude gestures, think about shapes and don't get hung up on details. if you're having trouble with proportions, try starting from the waist.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:46

Macnult

if modeling nude, don't take offense if someone depicts you in an unflattering manner. beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and ability is in the hands of the artist

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:49

Macnult

although timers are often available, everyone treasures a nude model who can count the seconds passing by

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:51

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

You people are so wrong about the whole nude model thing

how do you become a professional college art class/school nude model?

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:53

alnilam

Chill la Chill posted:

how do you become a professional college art class/school nude model?

I tried just showing up naked in hopes they'd offer me the job, but somehow nobody even seemed to notice i was naked and then i couldn't find where I left my pants and it turned out i had a big test that day and i hadn't even gone to one lecture!!

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:30

google THIS

dress for the job you want, not the job you have

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:42

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

google THIS posted:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have

i tried this but instead of getting a no clothes model job I ended up with no job

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:21

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

being a nude model seemed like an easy way to make money but i only lasted one day. i was surprised and confused when i showed up and found out i was working alone, id really been looking forward to doing me scene with some busty blond or brunette like i'd seen while doing my research for the job but i soldiered on. halfway through my solo scene people started yelling at me and i was thrown out, I'm not sure if i was doing it wrong or something but I'm not allowed back on that campus now.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:25

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

ironically I thought they'd be remoddelling me into a busty blonde

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:33

Macnult

Luvcow posted:

being a nude model seemed like an easy way to make money but i only lasted one day. i was surprised and confused when i showed up and found out i was working alone, id really been looking forward to doing me scene with some busty blond or brunette like i'd seen while doing my research for the job but i soldiered on. halfway through my solo scene people started yelling at me and i was thrown out, I'm not sure if i was doing it wrong or something but I'm not allowed back on that campus now.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 15:58

FluffieDuckie

alnilam posted:

I tried just showing up naked in hopes they'd offer me the job, but somehow nobody even seemed to notice i was naked and then i couldn't find where I left my pants and it turned out i had a big test that day and i hadn't even gone to one lecture!!

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:04

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

google THIS posted:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have

*nods*

*writes notes, just like they tell you to do to be successful in college*

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? Sep 11, 2016 18:46

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

if i had known that enrolling meant signing up for literally being ripped apart by attack dogs, well, who knows?

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# ? Sep 11, 2016 21:09

Business Gorillas

Nosfereefer posted:

if i had known that enrolling meant signing up for literally being ripped apart by attack dogs, well, who knows?

I have a doctorate in Dog Maul Victimology and if I had to give a new freshman a top I'd definitely say you need to have a positive attitude and lots of lotion since the medical salve they apply to your rent and weeping flesh really dries you out

# ? Sep 12, 2016 14:26

Moola

Palpek posted:

when nude modeling do not get an erection

Its ok if you get one at the start, but holding it for an hour while they draw you is the tough part

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:33

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:25

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

turns out my professor is an actual demon from hell, and he ate my soul during the first lecture. college life is crazy, huh?

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:21

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