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I jam my dick into the hot pocket the moment it leaves the microwave. Pain makes dick strong!
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uhh ever heard of blowing on scalding hot food it cools it down. really works, i swear
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Sep 4, 2016 19:07
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AEMINAL posted:uhh ever heard of blowing on scalding hot food I'm a physicist and this is bullshit
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Sep 4, 2016 19:09
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I 'wave my pizza rolls right to the point of explosion and devour them immediately.
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Sep 4, 2016 19:37
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You wouldn't need all these gadgets if you just stick to Soylent.
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Sep 4, 2016 19:49
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The roof of my mouth may be a mass of scar tissue but I'm rock hard all day and the head of a major corporation 
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Sep 4, 2016 19:53
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wevs posted:I have "AIDS," I'm accepting prayers :* bump to pray ~
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Sep 4, 2016 19:54
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Blue Train posted:I'm a physicist and this is bullshit Seriously. Blowing takes energy. Energy causes heat. Even a child could tell you this won't work.
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Sep 5, 2016 02:05
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i microwaved my dick and it got all hosed up but then your mom said the fissures and poo poo felt good so idek anymore
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Sep 5, 2016 02:09
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i can't tell if we're seriously saying blowing hot food doesn't cool it down
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Sep 5, 2016 02:09
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I love my toaster oven! Makes good toast, bakes up small stuff quickly, even broils nachoes!! 
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Sep 5, 2016 02:12
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Vegetable posted:i can't tell if we're seriously saying blowing hot food doesn't cool it down if you have questions about blowing you should ask your mother hth
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Sep 5, 2016 02:15
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Vegetable posted:i can't tell if we're seriously saying blowing hot food doesn't cool it down Isn't it crazy that people still believe that urban myth about blowing on your food?
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Sep 5, 2016 09:38
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You ever blow on cold food to warm it up? I do.
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Sep 5, 2016 09:42
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Smythe posted:You ever blow on cold food to warm it up? I do. yeah you do it to my dick nonstop, you assbag
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Sep 5, 2016 09:44
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in other words: WE KNOW
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Sep 5, 2016 09:44
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The Sphinxster posted:OH poo poo Is RFA still around?
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Sep 5, 2016 09:52
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I havent had a microwave in 10 years, when i got my own place i decided nothing good comes out of it but i use the oven in pretty much the same way.
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poopnanners posted:do it. heats up real fast. good for reheating stuff and making toast. easier to keep an eye your food than using the oven. haven't tried cooking anything yet but mine's new. heats things more evenly than my piece of poo poo toaster without the hassle of prying poo poo out that gets stuck. get a baking tray and some foil for easy clean up. bam. that other guy might just have a lovely one. I'm sold. Thanks for the confirm, poopnanners.
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Sep 8, 2016 05:55
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MattD1zzl3 posted:I havent had a microwave in 10 years, when i got my own place i decided nothing good comes out of it but i use the oven in pretty much the same way. I had a similar scenario happen to me but re: condom usage during gay sex
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Garcin posted:you can warm up a hot pocket by placing it between your butt cheeks. I mean, it takes a while but it does warm up Go for a run while holding it there. You'll have a sexy rear end and a tasty, warm hot pocket afterwards!
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