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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well you know if iraq and syria aren't going to pony up the protection money...

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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
He will probably cry about the media on twitter about it

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
He can't read.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
trump knows there are ISIS spies in the White House, that's why he keeps skipping all those intel briefings

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

thathonkey posted:

don't worry he is going to put the best people on it and put together the best deal we can possibly get

Every immigrant will be forced to pay Deal or No Deal upon entry into our country. While I do see the concern with putting so many Muslims next to so many briefcases ultimately I think this will pan out for the best.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


hes gonna team up with erdogan and assad to bomb rojava

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
What is the actual likelihood that the CIA and every other part of our government is actually going to let him call the shots?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

DangerDongs posted:

What is the actual likelihood that the CIA and every other part of our government is actually going to let him call the shots?

you mean the likelihood of a coup by the cia? uh, not very likely. broad, contradictory mandates that essentially let them do whatever the gently caress they want doesn't sound like a dealbreaker.

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Given he's already met with the 'founder' of ISIS and shook him by the hand, I don't expect him to do much, OP.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
new information reveals ISIS's secret base is an ancient Egyptian temple. The nukes are on the way

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Quick, somebody found a bunch of ISIS training camps throughout the poo poo states. Optimize spacing using the average blast radius of our largest thermonuclear weapon.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Sentinel Red posted:

Given he's already met with the 'founder' of ISIS and shook him by the hand, I don't expect him to do much, OP.

:sad:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
he is gonna gently caress em all to death with his powerful weener

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Nooner posted:

he is gonna gently caress em all to death with his powerful weener

Trump sends Anthony Weiner in to join ISIS, it is disbanded a month later.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
CODENAME CARLOS DANGER

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I'm pretty disappointed terrorists are so bad at killing Americans in mass quantities, like how hard is it to fly a drone with some explosives strapped to it into a foot ball stadium?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
He's not going to and it'll just be a smoldering crisis/struggle/war/mess for the next decade at least. At best it'll be somewhat contained in the ME and at worst you're looking at poo poo tons more refugees and a Europe that can't pull its head out of its rear end in a top hat long enough to come up with a unified way to deal with it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
It's a good thing that the Middle East isn't going to become less livable in the near future otherwise whoo boy howdy that's a corker right there.

Hold on, I'm getting passed some news...

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Europe shouldnt have to deal with the immigrants, its not Europes fault that the mideast is a shithole that love terrorism and hates women

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
World powers are going to have to hire round the clock diplomats to monitor his twitter feed for a coke fueled 2 am policy change or declaration of war

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Like this.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Im thinking Bridge. Although he could be a spades man, you never know.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

its not Europes fault that the mideast is a shithole

it is tho lol

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

FoolyCharged posted:

Im thinking Bridge. Although he could be a spades man, you never know.

he'd probably want to play a game that uses trump cards

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

it is tho lol

no its not lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what about everything that they did to the middle east during/after WW2 tho

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
so you think anyone in the mid east is completely incapable of doing anything on their own and everything is purely European's fault?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
mmmmmm

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Home Of The Frog Dog

nazca
Apr 9, 2016

Lord and Savior of KarmaFleet

Nooner posted:

so you think anyone in the mid east is completely incapable of doing anything on their own and everything is purely European's fault?

Yes this.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

He's gonna bone his daughter in the shower and have a snack

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


I hope a pit bull dog bites off trump's dick on live tv

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Doctor Dogballs posted:

I hope a pit bull dog bites off trump's dick on live tv

I guess that would be one way to fulfil my prophecy regarding Trump's dick exposure at some point during his presidency (which I consider to be an absolute certainty that we have long since passed the point of being able to prevent no matter how hard we try as individuals or as a society).

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

you know the country is on the right track when it starts to resemble Free Derry

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
He will send them reinforcements by radicalizing American muslims.

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Hes gonna gently caress em

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