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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Chinatown posted:

i bet he pooped his pants IRL haha
:eyepop:

Holy poo poo! Literally!

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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chinatown posted:

i bet he pooped his pants IRL haha

I THOUGHT HE SMELLED BAD...



ON THE OUTSIDE lmao

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
So why don't they make the airplanes out of Harrison Ford?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Piss de Bundy posted:

ANOTHER BOUGIE PERSON HOBBY!!!

Fixing up classic cars is like the least bougie expensive hobby thing possible.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Fixing up classic cars is like the least bougie

quote:

expensive hobby thing

No. that is drugs

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

get off my vector

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I bet he did 9/11

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
John Candy is a terrible copilot smdh

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
harrison ford is cooler than any of you fucks and i hope be lives to fly another 20 years before crashing his plane into a building full of IT professionals

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

TOOT BOOT posted:

I bet he did 9/11

Harrison Ford watched 9/11 happen and muttered, "You call that a plane crash? I can top that poo poo."

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
"Goons. I hate these guys."

*1 hour later Castle GBS is burning to the ground

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
"I've got a bad feeling about this"

*crashes plane*

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Look I paid a shitton at the silent auction for these "Ride with Harrison Ford" tickets and I'm going though with it.

How many people crash five times? Like loving no one so I'm probably safest in his planes right now, the odds against anyone crashing five planes is astronomical.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cobweb Heart posted:

No. that is drugs

depends on the drug tbh

lo carb Lo Pan
Oct 8, 2004

Colonel Cancer posted:

"I've got a bad feeling about this"

*crashes plane*

"Get off my plane."

*crashes plane*

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
one day all the strict flying laws will get worse and people will be too young to remember 9/11 and they'll say "thanks star wars guy!!" while stuck in an airport

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Strike four, Joseph Joestar.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I wonder if he even realized he was flying a plane.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Philthy posted:

I wonder if he even realized he was flying a plane.

Maybe he asked Chewie to take the wheel while he went for a piss.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

A misanthrope posted:

harrison ford is cooler than any of you fucks and i hope be lives to fly another 20 years before crashing his plane into a building full of IT professionals

i hope the plane crash man crashes his plane into you, both so he is no longer a threat to the public, and so you get the sweet release of death which you crave

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Dude is worth nearly a quarter of a billion dollars, and he decides the WWII aircraft he wants to fly is a loving Ryan PT-22? If I had 1/50th his cash I'd have someone whip me up a Corsair, BF-109, or a Zero.

Even if you're 75, you could at least fly something that isn't the plane equivalent of a mobility scooter.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

why are we still moving towards it??

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

why would you want to fly a world war II era plane? because it just feels so..fancy free and quaint? back when piloting was viewed as a manly hobby or something? rich people and their bougie hobbies smh

spend two weeks learning to fly a biplane in BF1 and you'll understand

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

maybe he should stop purchasing lao che aircraft

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You should have seen the mess he made on Airforce One

LOLLL hec u cutie!!!

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

"get off my plane" - harrison ford to himself

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Arrhythmia posted:

i hope the plane crash man crashes his plane into you, both so he is no longer a threat to the public, and so you get the sweet release of death which you crave

amen pls end my life harrison ford

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
wearegoingtodie:(.gif

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Maybe he asked Chewie to take the wheel while he went for a piss.

"Fly casual"

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Zahgaegun posted:

Look I paid a shitton at the silent auction for these "Ride with Harrison Ford" tickets and I'm going though with it.

How many people crash five times? Like loving no one so I'm probably safest in his planes right now, the odds against anyone crashing five planes is astronomical.

gambler's fallacy bitch, the real statistic you should be looking at is "how many people survive the inevitable plane crash"

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Zahgaegun posted:

Look I paid a shitton at the silent auction for these "Ride with Harrison Ford" tickets and I'm going though with it.

How many people crash five times? Like loving no one so I'm probably safest in his planes right now, the odds against anyone crashing five planes is astronomical.

never tell me the odds

*flies plane into a pre-school

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

plane person here

its because it is the equivalent of driving your lovingly restored classic car whatever around

Yeah but when your "classic" pile of poo poo car breaks down as they do, it doesn't plummet out of the sky and smoosh people.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i think he flew a helicopter in expendables 3 but i cant remember if/where he crashed it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
over/under, how many pairs of pants did he poop in this crash? 2?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

fyodor posted:

most pilots will never be in a single crash aside from training lol.

i think the ones that do usually stop at 1

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
"time to make the jump to hyperspace" *bombs onto putting green*

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Hammerite posted:

"time to make the jump to hyperspace" *bombs onto putting green*

(in a gruff dog voice)

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gumdrops
Sep 12, 2016
Could happen to the best of us. Air control guy was probably mumbling

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