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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/harrison-ford-has-incident-passenger-plane-airport-n720826


I can't believe this guy bragged about his Kessel Run but he gets into plane crashes every other week

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Dude is almost 75. I wouldn't trust him to drive me to the airport much less fly me from one

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
he really wants to stop doing Star Wars huh?

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
This is why we take old folks licenses away.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Beam me up scottie.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
You should have seen the mess he made on Airforce One

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

quote:

A witness to Ford's 2015 Santa Monica crash told NBC News that Ford "saved several lives" by rerouting his crash landing to the Penmar Golf Course to avoid a tract of suburban homes.

lol, such a hero, saving those lives that he put into jeopardy in the first place by flying around in his rickety old world war 2 plane with a poo poo engine

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
This is his fourth plane crash lol

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
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walgreenslatino posted:

This is his fourth plane crash lol

most pilots will never be in a single crash aside from training lol.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
why would you want to fly a world war II era plane? because it just feels so..fancy free and quaint? back when piloting was viewed as a manly hobby or something? rich people and their bougie hobbies smh

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

rich people and their bougie hobbies smh

he wants to pretend like he was in the war i bet lol

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

were not sinking were crashing

we are going to die

thats no fortune cookie

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

he wants to pretend like he was in the war i bet lol

i fly world war 2 era planes as a hobby is something guys who wear smoking jackets and say QUAINT would do

like you still call zimbabwe Rhodesia

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Piss de Bundy posted:

why would you want to fly a world war II era plane? because it just feels so..fancy free and quaint? back when piloting was viewed as a manly hobby or something? rich people and their bougie hobbies smh



modern planes all have mandatory interlocks

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
"woah! You were the one involved in those three plane crashes?!?!?"

"that's FOUR plane crashes"

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Piss de Bundy posted:

why would you want to fly a world war II era plane? because it just feels so..fancy free and quaint? back when piloting was viewed as a manly hobby or something? rich people and their bougie hobbies smh

plane person here

its because it is the equivalent of driving your lovingly restored classic car whatever around

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

plane person here

its because it is the equivalent of driving your lovingly restored classic car whatever around

ANOTHER BOUGIE PERSON HOBBY!!!

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
also as someone who flies around the same areas as ford it is a constant worry in the back of my mind that he will be responsible for the mid air collision that ends my life

DICTATOR OF FUNK
Nov 6, 2007

aaaaaw yeeeeeah
*lists four different times harrison ford crashed aircraft*

But Ford is revered as an excellent pilot in aviation circles. He was inducted as a Living Legend of Aviation.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Imo he should take up helicopter stunt flying

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
flying is fun as gently caress and I miss it

e: harrison ford should stop though.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
hey flying is a better hobby than what most mega rich do for fun -- sacrificing poor children to moloch

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

A misanthrope posted:

hey flying is a better hobby than what most mega rich do for fun -- sacrificing poor children to moloch

i read a blurb about the blackstone billionaires bday bash apparently he had camels and trapezes and poo poo so mainly i came away with the impression that disgusting wealth turns you into a toddler

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Thirsty Girl posted:

i read a blurb about the blackstone billionaires bday bash apparently he had camels and trapezes and poo poo so mainly i came away with the impression that disgusting wealth turns you into a toddler

yeah and then you burn a toddler alive in the brass bull

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Does Thailand have an air force? I bet it was them.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Don't fly stoned kids

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

harrison ford retire bitch

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Harrison Ford will die as he lived: crashing planes.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


He was distracted trying to fix the warp drive.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

DICTATOR OF FUNK posted:

*lists four different times harrison ford crashed aircraft*

But Ford is revered as an excellent pilot in aviation circles. He was inducted as a Living Legend of Aviation.

Gotta get in before youre dead, so they just shoe horn people onto the list

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


DICTATOR OF FUNK posted:

*lists four different times harrison ford crashed aircraft*

But Ford is revered as an excellent pilot in aviation circles. He was inducted as a Living Legend of Aviation.

He's a legend because he's survived 4 aircraft crashes. Hope that helps.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Lots of expert pilots itt

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

interwhat posted:

Lots of expert pilots itt

yeah actually crashing planes is good. real pilots know this

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
as a licensed pilot i am taught to only land on the back of nissan frontiers NOT 747s

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011
Oh grandpa maybe it's time to stop flying planes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i bet he pooped his pants IRL haha

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Chinatown posted:

i bet he pooped his pants IRL haha

lmao can you imagine

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

yeah actually crashing planes is good. real pilots know this

He said, sarcastically, flinching every few seconds, looking out for possible plane crashes

Just try and take grandpas license

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

yeah actually crashing planes is good. real pilots know this

lmbo

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I tried to take Harrison Ford's pilot license once, he responded by crashing an airplane on my face.

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