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Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


dissss posted:

Sounds like you want an Audi

An audi does not have a 3-4k lb tow rating. :v:

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bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
A 2016 A6 Allroad Avant has a tow rating of 2500kg in my neck of the woods...

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
i want to murder every dutch person driving a 90 hp golf with goofy extended towing mirrors at 76kph on the motorway while towing a loving caravan

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Basically a V60 Polestar that I can actually afford. Give me ~200 horses like the old inline 5 850 turbos and I'm good.

AWD
sunroof
18" wheels

Make it in Polestar blue or the Mazda Soul Red

a primate fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Sep 15, 2017

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Cop Porn Popper posted:

An audi does not have a 3-4k lb tow rating. :v:

Does here - almost any of them are 1500kg braked

charliecantsurf
Jun 17, 2005

bulletproof 5 or 6 speed gearbox, v6 with a single small turbo.. awd.

Does this car already exist? maybe Skylines? would prefer a more low key shell.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

bolind posted:

A 2016 A6 Allroad Avant has a tow rating of 2500kg in my neck of the woods...
Note that American towing ratings are hilariously poo poo compared to the rest of the world, so this scenatio will come up a lot.

charliecantsurf posted:

bulletproof 5 or 6 speed gearbox, v6 with a single small turbo.. awd.
Sounds like another call for Audi. My mate's A4 2.5 TDi Quattro, in fact...

Or a GMC Syclone?

BMW 335iX, too, bonus that it's a straight six rather than a V6.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

charliecantsurf posted:

bulletproof 5 or 6 speed gearbox, v6 with a single small turbo.. awd.

Does this car already exist? maybe Skylines? would prefer a more low key shell.

You don't get much more lowkey than a Skyline - they've always been your run of the mill sedan.

Anyway the modern Skyline is just the Infiniti G (or whatever they're calling that now) with either a turbo four or a hybrid V6.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Only get to pick one? drat, this is gonna be tough.

I want a NA market 2017+ *J45 Land Cruiser. E: With a fully independent suspension.

Get to it, Toyota.

*The * is because the first letter is engine family, I'll let them pick as long as it's one of their modern I4 diesel offerings.

EE: I also want the 16 fold-down jump seats that go in the bed and the canvas military-style top for the cab and bed too.

Fermented Tinal fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Nov 4, 2017

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
1997 Saab 9000 turbo CSB. With an audi 3.0 supercharged v6 and Quattro drivetrain.

got off on a technicality
Feb 7, 2007

oh dear

BlackMK4 posted:

Porsche 911 GT3 Touring with 3 pedals.

I'm sad there weren't more responses like this. I just want my old 987 Cayman with the GT3 RS 4.0 engine stuffed into it, a proper clutch pedal, PASM (electronic dampers), PCCB (ceramic brakes), a proper LSD, and a whole bunch of additional sound insulation

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Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Well it'd have a chained up faceless dude rocking in front of a wall of speakers, probably.

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