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Wasp: 1 OP's soon to be stung dick: 0
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OP, if you start hearing a wasp buzzing at odd hours, but just can't find where it's coming from, I've got bad news. It's inside you. It's in your skull.
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Sep 25, 2017 12:45
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This pic made me want to get bug spray
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Sep 25, 2017 13:58
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There have actually been studies performed on bumble bees, with the assumption that many insects share the same traits, showing that they can recognize faces, count to 5, learn skills and experience emotional states. Research is showing that while insect brains are extremely small they are just built at a much smaller scale than ours (neurons crammed together in bees vs spaced out in ours) and that they function on a rather high level. Think about that the next time youre taking a poo and look up to see a spider watching from the corner
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Sep 25, 2017 14:11
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It is quite likely that someone observed OP's bizarre behavior IRL and freed the wasp once they knew OP was away. Hopefully word of this unstable lunatic is spread throughout the community!
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Sep 25, 2017 14:25
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Gay Weed Dad posted:It is quite likely that someone observed OP's bizarre behavior IRL and freed the wasp once they knew OP was away. Hopefully word of this unstable lunatic is spread throughout the community! I choose to believe this. 
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Sep 25, 2017 14:30
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Just wanted to add that The Killing Jar is an excellent Siouxsie song.
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Sep 25, 2017 14:55
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Free Cheese posted:There have actually been studies performed on bumble bees, with the assumption that many insects share the same traits, showing that they can recognize faces, count to 5, learn skills and experience emotional states. Research is showing that while insect brains are extremely small they are just built at a much smaller scale than ours (neurons crammed together in bees vs spaced out in ours) and that they function on a rather high level. Think about that the next time youre taking a poo and look up to see a spider watching from the corner Good, that means when I wait for the spider to leave the shower before starting it up it'll remember that and think I'm a cool guy. Nice
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Sep 25, 2017 15:51
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Is it dead, op?
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Sep 25, 2017 19:14
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ffs I said it had escaped before he even left!? he posted a picture even. op had his heart softened.
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Sep 25, 2017 19:39
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Sep 26, 2017 05:25
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Is that thing still alive? He looks scared af. 
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Sep 26, 2017 05:29
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[quote="“ClamdestineBoyster”" post="“476772664”"] Is that thing still alive? He looks scared af. [/quote] It was so beautiful. As a kid I would have caught it and put it in a jar. At age 50 I just enjoyed its beauty.
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Sep 26, 2017 05:31
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The only bugs I ever kill are ants (which I feel bad about) and flies (which I don't feel bad about because Stone Cold said so) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfWMePlufLE
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Sep 26, 2017 06:42
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:OP, if you start hearing a wasp buzzing at odd hours, but just can't find where it's coming from, I've got bad news. Opp has rabies. The buzzing will make him more and more irritable until it's too late Gay Weed Dad posted:It is quite likely that someone observed OP's bizarre behavior IRL and freed the wasp once they knew OP was away. Hopefully word of this unstable lunatic is spread throughout the community! Dude if the neighbors realize you have rabies it's gonna be a bad time, you better watch out
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Sep 26, 2017 06:50
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Piggy Smalls posted:It was so beautiful. As a kid I would have caught it and put it in a jar. At age 50 I just enjoyed its beauty. Yeah little bugger look leathery, like soft to pet or whatever.
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Sep 26, 2017 06:56
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Your supposed to make a little factory that allows the wasp to choose from a variety of deaths, you can use this factory to make predictions or important life decisions
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Sep 26, 2017 13:40
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f_c_ posted:Your supposed to make a little factory Yeah give the wasps employment and they might become more chill.
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Sep 26, 2017 13:52
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Grevling posted:Yeah give the wasps employment and they might become more chill. http://www.theonion.com/article/ant-farm-teaches-children-about-toil-death-334
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Sep 26, 2017 14:58
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"One who cannot love her smallest creations, cannot claim to stand before Nature." - Takashi Amano
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Sep 26, 2017 18:30
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f_c_ posted:Your supposed to make a little factory that allows the wasp to choose from a variety of deaths, you can use this factory to make predictions or important life decisions for some completely different Iain Banks lit, you should read the Culture books, if you havent already. They are 
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wasps can suck my dick! figuratively!!!
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