|
I prefer my Little Dad. like one time I owned him with a great joke and we both had a laugh My little dad, Bernie, had been hogging the tv the entire day and had literally not left the room. I walked in and sat down and started watching tv, hoping he would put something I wanted to watch on, but he kept flipping through the channels and wouldn't even stop to watch anything good. He finally gets to a channel with Bob Marley and he was singing some wicked annoying song. The song was over and another Bob Marley song came on and I started to get annoyed. It was a loving Bob Marley marathon. Bernie doesn't even listen to reggae I think he was just being a dick. So after one more Bob Marley song I said to Bernie, "please change the channel this is stupid" He didn't respond. So again I said, "come on bernie this is dumb please just put ESPN on or something" He just sat there and didn't even look my way. So finally I stood up and I was like "bernie change the channel. Jamaican me crazy" I never saw Bernie XD harder in his life. He was laughing so hard at the Jamaican comment. I was pretty happy about it and I felt really good. He gave me a hug and said I could watch whatever I wanted and that maybe he'd buy me the latest video game if we went out that night I literally have the best dads and the best life.
|
# ? Dec 19, 2017 05:23 |
|
|
# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:25 |
|
I prefer my balls
|
# ? Dec 19, 2017 05:28 |