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A Tad Ghostal
Dec 2, 2014

I prefer my Little Dad. like one time I owned him with a great joke and we both had a laugh

My little dad, Bernie, had been hogging the tv the entire day and had literally not left the room. I walked in and sat down and started watching tv, hoping he would put something I wanted to watch on, but he kept flipping through the channels and wouldn't even stop to watch anything good. He finally gets to a channel with Bob Marley and he was singing some wicked annoying song. The song was over and another Bob Marley song came on and I started to get annoyed. It was a loving Bob Marley marathon. Bernie doesn't even listen to reggae I think he was just being a dick.

So after one more Bob Marley song I said to Bernie, "please change the channel this is stupid"
He didn't respond.

So again I said, "come on bernie this is dumb please just put ESPN on or something"
He just sat there and didn't even look my way.

So finally I stood up and I was like "bernie change the channel. Jamaican me crazy"

I never saw Bernie XD harder in his life. He was laughing so hard at the Jamaican comment. I was pretty happy about it and I felt really good. He gave me a hug and said I could watch whatever I wanted and that maybe he'd buy me the latest video game if we went out that night

I literally have the best dads and the best life.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I prefer my balls

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