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Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004

Drunk Nerds posted:

Good lord, I guess it's up to me to put this thread out of its misery. This feels like a "bushiest beard" contest where the only entrants are a bunch of prepubescents:



Hobbits, represent, bitch

You win for the cum crusted laptop.
Lowtax goes into surgery for a life threatening procedure and this forum immediately transforms into a foot fetish website, lol.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Spinster posted:

Im having so much fun painting your toenails. Maybe this is a " thing" I never knew I had?



:jackbud: :jackbud: :jackbud: :awesome:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Inept posted:

i like my laptops like i like my pizza; thick crust

lmfao

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Manic Mailman posted:

You win for the cum crusted laptop.
Lowtax goes into surgery for a life threatening procedure and this forum immediately transforms into a foot fetish website, lol.

i cannot watch the lord of the rings without getting a powerful erection

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Manic Mailman posted:

Lowtax goes into surgery for a life threatening procedure and this forum immediately transforms into a foot fetish website, lol.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Lmao @ these square rear end shrek stompers

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Darth Freddy posted:

Yall got some ugly rear end deformed feets.



Ah, a classic goon hovel!

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
A grown rear end man bathing in an ill-fitting tub is eating at me much harder than any of the feet

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
So what do I win for having the Hairiest feet?

PersonMan
Apr 3, 2009


A gay man once jerked off to my foot, and was nice enough to let me know.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

PersonMan posted:



A gay man once jerked off to my foot, and was nice enough to let me know.

I'm lolling at the tiny, tiny nail on your big toe.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Good job having a hosed up idiot toe with a dumb nail on it.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Minimalist Program posted:

Good job having a hosed up idiot toe with a dumb nail on it.

It's either from hangnail surgury or he's in constant agony from how the nail grew back in after it somehow snapped off. :stonk:

PersonMan
Apr 3, 2009
I dropped a trampoline on it, it turned black for six months. It’s my #miracletoe

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Bust Rodd posted:

A grown rear end man bathing in an ill-fitting tub is eating at me much harder than any of the feet

I would kill for a bathtub that would fit my 6.2 rear end.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Darth Freddy posted:

I would kill for a bathtub that would fit my 6.2 rear end.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uHtA-ZEDoE

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
This thread gets a thumbs up!

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
I had to crop my balls out of the reflection on the chrome piece.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Spagghentleman posted:

This thread gets a thumbs up!


:bisonyes:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Spagghentleman posted:

This thread gets a thumbs up!


this mothafucka gotta condition his foot

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

:thunk:

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

this mothafucka gotta condition his foot

Curlers and a fuckin blow drier on that poo poo

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