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What should Roman do about.... THE POLITICS?
This poll is closed.
Go into business for himself 4 2.60%
Ask the Booker Man if he did a good "job" 15 9.74%
Freak out commentators by going against the runsheet 4 2.60%
Show up to work every day and just really half rear end it :patriot: 24 15.58%
He sh... I can't do this anymore. When will this hell ever end? It's been almost half a decade now Jesus Christ.... :cripes: 107 69.48%
Total: 154 votes
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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Neurolimal posted:

On one hand you're not wrong, on the other this has been the case for so long that it's basically tradition

Oh I know, it's just something I hate, it makes your talent look like geeks that can't win at their own sport

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

i hate this so much lol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

shiksa posted:

i hate this so much lol

once a carny always a carny

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

i haven't felt this annoyed by john cena since, like, 2006 or some poo poo

at least it's a work and they might actually be happy

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Brie and Bryan are a work. Discuss.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

fart blood posted:

Brie and Bryan are a work. Discuss.

yeah a work alright, a work of art

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

D.N. Nation posted:

Maryse was #1, easily. But Jaaahhhhhnnnnn

Maryse is like the best valet this decade. It's insane how many ways they thought up for her to help miz cheat. Her ringing the timekeeper's bell and hairspraying dolph in the eyes (multiple times) were the best.

You know, i like how the one time they go "the fans are booing this guy, we should respond to that accordingly" its Ziggler and he gets 10x worse.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

fart blood posted:

Brie and Bryan are a work. Discuss.

Having a child is some true dedication to selling the gimmick

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

fart blood posted:

Brie and Bryan are a work. Discuss.

Kudos to Bryan for marrying into a family where he's "the normal one". Only other one he coulda pulled that off with is Paige.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

bradzilla posted:

Having a child is some true dedication to selling the gimmick

Hey when Pillman wanted to work the boys he convinced Bischoff to give him a legit release. You gotta do what you gotta do to get the work over.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blaise330 posted:

Kudos to Bryan for marrying into a family where he's "the normal one"

Did you forget about Laurinaitis, or do you consider him more weird than vegan headbutt-lover liberal who voted Jill Stein, and super-distant awkward rental car-buyer/seller who makes people he's in a relationship with sign contracts lengthier than Supreme Court verdicts

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I'm not falling for these Neville and Enzo works

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Chris James 2 posted:

Did you forget about Laurinaitis, or do you consider him more weird than vegan headbutt-lover liberal who voted Jill Stein, and super-distant awkward rental car-buyer/seller who makes people he's in a relationship with sign contracts lengthier than Supreme Court verdicts

His voice is weird. It goes without saying cena is king weirdo of the family.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Chris James 2 posted:

who voted Jill Stein,

Aaaaaaand Bryan is dead to me.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

fart blood posted:

Aaaaaaand Bryan is dead to me.

I'm sure alot of people did things that year they'll regret someday.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blaise330 posted:

It goes without saying cena is king weirdo of the family.

That Jericho story always makes me laugh

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Blaise330 posted:

I'm sure alot of people did things that year they'll regret someday.

Nah I refuse to cheer him now.

This is how Roman can get over btw. Just grab a mic and say “I didn’t vote for Jill Stein” **mega pop**

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/996166935229460480

Zayn I love you and I'm sorry you won't be booked to win anything meaningful again

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/996166935229460480

Zayn I love you and I'm sorry you won't be booked to win anything meaningful again

Hell yeah

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/996166935229460480

Zayn I love you and I'm sorry you won't be booked to win anything meaningful again

Wasn't going to be anyway, that's a world-class tweet.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/996166935229460480

Zayn I love you and I'm sorry you won't be booked to win anything meaningful again

I'm surprised his replies aren't filled with poo poo.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Sami Zayn + Braun for dual ownership of universal title.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/996166935229460480

Zayn I love you and I'm sorry you won't be booked to win anything meaningful again

But he's having such a great year http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers/sami-zayn-1861.html?year=2018&res=250

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

Did you forget about Laurinaitis, or do you consider him more weird than vegan headbutt-lover liberal who voted Jill Stein, and super-distant awkward rental car-buyer/seller who makes people he's in a relationship with sign contracts lengthier than Supreme Court verdicts

I don't know if Bryan and Cena are more "normal," but gently caress normal the way you put it Bryan is way cooler and Cena is kind of a cyborg which is cool in it's own way

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I'd be down for a terminator remake with john cena where he doesn't realize he isn't playing kyle reese until production wraps.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Rather hang out with them than the dude who moved developmental to florida so he could hang out with models and take advantage of his position of power to try and get laid

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I still think it's funny that shane ended up missing out on getting his chunk of WWE inheritance to The Wrestler Who Spits On Heself.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Sami Zayn is a legit good dude, bless him and his dorky hats :3:

the exploitative carny hellscape of professional wrestling hardly deserves him, but I'm glad he's stuck around

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Palestine is good

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Sami Zayn has signed a 7 year deal with WWE

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Baron Corbin posted:

Palestine is good

unirionically agreed

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
life's too short to be ironic about Palestine

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

is there no raw thread?

nuclear boos when Roman walked out.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

the escape goat posted:

is there no raw thread?

nuclear boos when Roman walked out.

And Coach is gone! :)

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

fart blood posted:

Aaaaaaand Bryan is dead to me.
He also think Kane is one of the smartest people he has known in his life.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That’s the opener for Lana’s music isn’t it?

Edit: meant for Raw thread.

Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 01:58 on May 15, 2018

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Aphrodite posted:

That’s the opener for Lana’s music isn’t it?

i think three different people use the same fart horn instrument on whatever VST cfo$ uses

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/996166935229460480

Zayn I love you and I'm sorry you won't be booked to win anything meaningful again

"This week the part of Sami Zayn will be played by Noam Dar"

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Baron Corbin posted:

Palestine is good

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