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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Having a rock in your car's tire treads is kind of like your car having a rock in its shoe. Nah that's when it gets a rock between the brake disc and ... brake shoe.
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Sep 6, 2018 19:31
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I'll knock the toe of my shoe against the ground a few times to jar the rock up front where I can hold it between my toes, instead of letting it dig into the weight-bearing parts of my foot like a gigantic imbecile.
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Sep 6, 2018 19:49
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bradzilla posted:*removes shoe and dumps rock out*  These are the shoes OP is wearing. Care to change your stance on 'minor inconvenience'? Maybe you shouldn't be too quick to judge next time.
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Sep 6, 2018 19:50
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i wear birkenstocks 
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Sep 6, 2018 19:51
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It's the rock in my rear end that worries me
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Sep 6, 2018 19:54
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Icochet posted:It's the rock in my rear end that worries me it only rhymes with rock
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Sep 6, 2018 20:04
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lego block? birkenstock? ham hock?
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Sep 6, 2018 20:06
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If only it were The Rock
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Sep 6, 2018 20:09
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grandfather clock
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Sep 6, 2018 20:31
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*douses shoes with gasoline* *sets shoes on fire* Talks to self: "That should get that rock out of my sh...aahhhhhhhh!
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Sep 6, 2018 20:46
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*forgets to get rock out of shoe* *gets home, doesn't want to dump rock onto the floor, making a mess* *puts on shoes and goes again with rock still inside*
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Sep 6, 2018 21:49
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i only have the finest aggregate in my soles
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Sep 6, 2018 21:49
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I usually procrastinate by shaking my foot to settle rock someplace else, but a step or two later it will come back to haunt me Story of my life
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Sep 7, 2018 08:36
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 a rock in my shoe. No. No this can’t be. This must be the place where I will lay down and die. 
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Sep 7, 2018 09:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KnZAtf5uc
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Sep 9, 2018 06:37
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There was once a farmer looking for a boy to help him on the farm. Three boys answered his call. " I'm sorry" said the farmer, "but I can only hire one of you." " I will ask you all a question, and the boy who gives me the best answer will get the job." The boys all agreed that this would be fair. The farmer then asked the group "How long would you work with a rock in your shoe?" "Half a day." answered the first boy." " You may go home." said the farmer. " A full day." answered the next boy. "You may go home said the farmer. " I wouldn't work with a rock in my shoe said the last boy." "Hows that?" asked the farmer. "I'd take off my shoe, and dump the rock out then go back to work." answered the boy. "You're hired." said the farmer. The boy was killed two hours later when he stopped in front of the farmers combine to dump a rock out of his shoe.
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