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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

The Cockler posted:

like this fat bitch knows god better than a pope

whiny bastard flat out rejected the idea that doing good deeds can get you into heaven.

He's an rear end in a top hat even if he ended up being right about the whole 'indulgences' thing which the Catholic church gave up anyhow (400 years later)

e: he also hated the poor, who rebelled against the rich. Notably because he was one.

quote:

Therefore let everyone who can, smite, slay, and stab, secretly or openly, remembering that nothing can be more poisonous, hurtful, or devilish than a rebel

Some jerk-rear end that started Protestantism.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Oct 16, 2019

# ? Oct 16, 2019 11:08

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:25

Good Ol Filbert: Jun 10, 2019

gary oldmans diary posted:

im in a generous mood and im giving everyone whos posted in this thread a bill of clean mental health. youre all cured

Crap, I'm too late

# ? Oct 16, 2019 11:14

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

unpleasantly turgid posted:

Just chiming in to say that you have one of my favorite usernames on the Forums, but all this camaraderie and warmth is making me uncomfortable so I'mma go now.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 02:58

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

my favorite thing about this place is there arent any loving memes

and posters like u

# ? Oct 17, 2019 03:08

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

unpleasantly turgid posted:

you all helped me more than any therpaist could have

This is sad :therapy:

# ? Oct 17, 2019 03:30

sandwiches_and_ham: Aug 2, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Obsidianheart posted:

Just chiming in to say that you have one of my favorite usernames on the Forums

shame about that succession of horrible avatars though :barf:

# ? Oct 17, 2019 04:50

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

unpleasantly turgid posted:

You've all been great. I hate a few posters, but I actually like responding to you. A few of you really grind my gearse, but right now in my drunken stupor I'm willing to admit that I somewhat rely on you to keep my grounded.I have regular suicidal thoughts and when you say something i think is very wrong it takes me right off my issues and allows me to focus on something more productive (Mhuyh marekt place of ideas) and that's been a great service to me over the years.I'm ayooung person and i need others to stretch my attention from a selfish priotirty in myself.
thank other posters for accidentally keeping your life togethe ittr

Im sorry you have suicidal thoughts but like slapfighting with goons in a dead gay forum isn't the healthiest way to deal w/ it dude.

Incidentally, however, i do love SA and posting with you goons and having a good time does keep me rather sane. I enjoy this place a lot.. I get a lot of info and comedy and camaraderie.. and that's awesome.

( its rare but i do run into disagreements here.. but that never makes me happy. )

gary oldmans diary posted:

im in a generous mood and im giving everyone whos posted in this thread a bill of clean mental health. youre all cured

drat! my drunk posting got me probed and i missed getting cured!

My Shoes fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Oct 17, 2019

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:42

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Please do not commit acts of self-harm OP.

Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:50

Mirage: Oct 27, 2000; All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

my favorite thing about this place is there arent any loving memes

That anyone else would understand, anyway.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:55

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

my favorite thing about this place is there arent any loving memes

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# ? Oct 17, 2019 19:22

children overboard: Apr 3, 2009

No prob man

# ? Oct 17, 2019 19:28

The Klowner: Apr 20, 2019; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

my favorite thing about this place is there arent any loving memes

agreed

Putty posted:

Please do not commit acts of self-harm OP.

Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

also agreed. you do have a chance to survive so make your time because all your base belong to SA

# ? Oct 17, 2019 19:55

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

OP, I am happy my unfunny jokes have driven you to mental health.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 20:32

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

my favorite thing about this place is there arent any loving memes

Do �goatse� �I�m gay� and �pic of girl about to get murdered� not count as memes?

Or is it just not dumb ones like �cool story, bro?�

# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:09

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Thanks OP.

Lemme give you my personal phone number so that we can shitpost and talk about how gay we are like real buds:

Its 1-800-273-8255

Sometimes when I answer the phone I pretend to be a social worker and tell you its a Suicide Prevention Hotline but this is just a fun little game I play.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:16

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

if wrong things help, you should deffo check out scarboil.com OP

# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:18

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Thanks OP.

Lemme give you my personal phone number so that we can shitpost and talk about how gay we are like real buds:

Its 1-800-273-8255

Sometimes when I answer the phone I pretend to be a social worker and tell you its a Suicide Prevention Hotline but this is just a fun little game I play.

That sound hot. So what r u wearing? :phone:

# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:18

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That sound hot. So what r u wearing?

Birkenstocks, Assless chaps, a T-shirt that says "Don't Kill Yourself OP. Call 1-800-273-8255", and a panama hat. Normal evening fare, I have work tomorrow.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:26

Dr. Gojo Shioji: Apr 22, 2004

Putty posted:

Please do not commit acts of self-harm OP.

Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Man, they really missed the get on 1-800-SUI-CIDE

# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:57

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Is there a hotline I can call when I have thoughts about posting?

# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:01

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That sound hot. So what r u wearing?

A facade

# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:05

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Man, they really missed the get on 1-800-SUI-CIDE

That's hopeline, a suicide prevention hotline for people not cool or tall enough for 1-800-ARE-TALL (That you. OP, a cool tall person should dial.)

# ? Oct 17, 2019 22:06

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.