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I'm pretty sure it doesn't because it's an evergreen. Ask me how I know.
Turns out that actually it's not weird at all that I'm still carrying it around and trying it to hang it over places I'll probably meet somebody. Or that I hang over my head in front of me a few feet by attaching it to a string and attaching that string to a pole on my back. It's still in season because it's never out of season! Quitters give up on using this smoochweed right after Christmas is over. But that's great! More for me! I go dumpster diving after Christmas and I just keep hitting paydirt from all of the chumps that throw away perfctly good mistletoe. Lol. Suckers! Not only is it an evergreen but it's not like you get a limited number of kisses out of it. Life hacked!
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mistletoe explodes when it goes off i thought everyone knows that
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no but if u use it on not yule u gotta kiss the bum lol
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no but if u use it on not yule u gotta kiss the bum lol
Sounds like an upgrade
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What's in your wallet?
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What's in your wallet?
This guy gets it.
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